American comic mercenaries

After Tony got the space battleship technology, he immediately forgot about recruiting Ivan. He even thought about whether to actually build the space battleship and put the Avengers' base in outer space as Ivan said. However, These are all things for later. It is not that fast to build a space battleship, especially without attracting the attention of the American government.

After Nick Fury learned from Tony that recruiting Ivan failed, he never sent anyone again, and this was exactly what Ivan wanted, so that no one would bother him.

It is worth mentioning that Jessica was recruited into the Avengers, and it was Coulson who interviewed her. For this reason, Jessica often showed off in front of Ivan, saying that she met Captain America, Spider-Man, Hulk, and Hulk. grams or something.

Ivan didn't try to persuade Jessica to quit the Avengers or anything. After all, she was an adult and he was not her parent. Whatever she did should be her own decision.

Time passed like this day by day. Seeing that the system's ability to travel through the world had cooled down, Ivan started traveling.

When Ivan reappeared, he found himself standing in a small, square, transparent room with a pair of thick metal handcuffs on his hands and feet.

"Where is this place? It seems that the system has arranged an identity for me again?" Ivan looked around, but it was pitch black and he couldn't see anything. His small single room was fully sealed, and there was ventilation equipment on the top. He looked at his hands. The thick handcuffs on both feet should not only maintain air circulation, but also be a means of protection.

When Ivan saw the identity assigned to him by the system, his face couldn't help but become a little unhappy. The undead murderer——Ivan, and it could be seen from the reflection on the glass that he wore a ferocious clown mask on his face, which could The kind that makes a child cry out of fear, and you can tell at a glance that he is not a good person.

Depend on!He did kill a lot of people, but he couldn't be considered a murderer. Those were all just to complete the mission, and there was no need to assign such an identity to himself.

Just when Ivan was complaining in his mind, there was a sound of mechanical gears turning, and the small single room he was in began to shake slightly, and it was obviously starting to move.

Slowly, I saw other moving transparent rooms, some of which contained giant pythons, gas ghosts, ballet dancing girls, and even an acquaintance I had met before - Jason.

Hockey mask, overalls, machete, these equipments unsurprisingly reveal Jason's identity.

As we continue to move, we see some familiar or unfamiliar figures, such as aliens, ogres, zombies, mummies, vampires, scarecrows, etc. Among the familiar ones are the triangle head and female nurse from Silent Hill, the clown returns to The red-nosed clown in the soul, Mary Shaw in the dead silence.

All the people locked up in the transparent single room are characters from horror movies. They all have one thing in common, that is, they are very unfriendly to people. Every time they pass by Ivan, they grin and want to attack Ivan, but the glass of the small single room The wall was made of an unusual material, and no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't break it.

Seeing these familiar scenes, Ivan already knew where he was. From the identity assigned to him by the system and the environment he was in, it was not difficult to guess that this should be the world of a cabin in the woods.

Like the ghosts around him, he was treated as a monster and locked up here.

As the single room continued to move, Ivan also began to recall the plot about the cabin in the woods. In the world of the cabin in the woods, a group of ancient evil gods sleep underground. They are said to be a group of Titans. They wake up once a year, probably because of poor sleep quality. Why, it makes them a little angry when they get up, and they get angry every time. To calm down their anger, they must offer five sacrifices, otherwise the earth will usher in a doomsday catastrophe.

In order to protect the earth, a secret organization came into being. Like the Umbrella Company in Resident Evil, this secret organization built a huge base underground with a large number of staff stationed inside.

After years of guarding the earth, the personnel of the secret organization knew that these five sacrifices were not randomly selected. There were strict rules. First, they must be young, and secondly, each of them must have a distinct personality.

The five characters are, in order, a slutty woman with a bold lifestyle, a decathlete, a knowledgeable scholar, a fool with impressive IQ, and a clean virgin.

The sacrifices must also be carried out one by one in order, and no mistakes can be made in any link, otherwise the evil gods will be dissatisfied and destroy the earth.

In addition to the selection and order of the sacrifices, the evil god also had another requirement. The five people must be tortured and die with resentment.

In order to ensure the normal operation of the ceremony without deviation, secret organizations have bases all over the world, not only in America, but also in Japan. However, the characters in each place are a little different, but as long as the sacrifice is successful in one place, Then the earth can survive this year safely.

In the movie, everything else failed, and the last hope was Millijan. However, it failed in the end, leading to the birth of the evil god at the end.

It’s funny to say that this secret organization found the wrong target from the beginning. The first slut they killed was not a slut at all. After she was secretly given an aphrodisiac spray, she was still able to refuse her boyfriend’s request to play poker. You can see it.

That virgin was not a virgin either. It was revealed at the beginning of the film that she had slept with her professor. The fool who smoked marijuana all day long was not a fool, but a wise man with careful thinking. Thor, the god of thunder, only knew how to pick up girls, not an athlete but an athlete. The real idiots, black people are really athletes rather than scholars, so even if these five people die one by one in order, the evil god will not be satisfied, and the earth will still be destroyed.

When I watched the movie, Ivan also thought about why there were not five young people who died obediently, without any high-level ideological awareness of sacrificing the ego to save the world. It was just that the five of them died, and the rest of the world on earth The people would be safe, and it would be enough to give their families a large amount of money as compensation afterwards. But once the evil god is not satisfied, everyone will die in the end, and no one can escape.

Now Ivan doesn't think so. He has been in contact with demons and evil gods. There are a group of evil gods here. How could they continue to sleep underground just because of the five sacrifices every year? If this is really the case, It's too inconsistent with the evil god's tall persona.

So what these evil gods really want is not sacrifices, but fun, as a spice in their long lives. Then it makes sense that this secret organization would live broadcast the death of five people to please the evil gods. .

When the transparent single room stopped, Ivan also decided to leave here. After all, there is no way to trigger the world mission by staying here all the time. He should go out and trigger the world mission to see what the system wants to do by assigning this identity to him. .