I play DOTA in Naruto

My name is Namikaze Namiya, I am 12 years old, I live in the east gate area of ​​Konoha Village in the Country of Fire, and I am single.I work in Konoha Hidden Village, and my work and overtime hours are determined by my superiors' orders.I want to smoke, and I want to taste the wine, but alas, I can’t even afford ramen right now.

You can sleep at any time 24 hours a day, and the sleep time depends on when you encounter enemies.

Before going to bed, I basically take two Bingliang pills, then restore my chakra, tilt my head, and fall asleep immediately until the wake-up call service of the alert barrier comes online.

Stress and fatigue have been building up, the medical ninjas say. . .

Um, the medical ninja, died in the last encounter.

. . .

The Second Ninja World War initiated by the Amegakure Village has come to an end. In the Land of Rain, where sunshine is rarely seen all year round, large-scale wars have almost disappeared. Among the three parties involved in the war, Konoha and Sunagakure have gradually The ninjas were withdrawn to the border, but the frequency of sporadic team encounters continued to increase. It seemed that they all wanted to take advantage of the enemy in the final stage to make up for the unwillingness deep in their hearts.

This also makes the original cruel and bloody violent war action movie suddenly transform into a suspenseful thriller horror movie.

No one knows whether what they encounter after turning around a tree or even opening their eyes is true love or hurt.

. . .

"Bo Gu, do you think we can still return to the village alive?"

Among the dense branches and leaves of the umbrella tree unique to the Land of Rain, a young man with messy yellow-brown hair, a round face, and two blushes on his cheeks asked in a low voice with a hint of hesitation.

"Who knows?"

Not far away from him, Namikaze Nawatani, who had short blond hair, a soft appearance, and was wearing a gray-brown ninja vest, opened his eyes slightly, revealing a pair of pure sky-blue eyes. His voice was filled with sadness and anger, but more of it was He replied helplessly.

I think he, Kazutani, was just an ordinary office worker, living an ordinary and fulfilling life like Kira Yoshikage (harmless version).

Who would have thought that, without Kira Yoshikage's perverted habits, he would encounter a situation that would destroy his peaceful life even more than Kira Yoshikage's.

After all, although Kira Yoshikage was hit by Fatty and later hunted by the protagonist group, after all, everything around him was still the world he was familiar with, and what about him?

The familiar network is gone, the variety of food and entertainment are gone, and even the safety and security we are accustomed to are as fragile as bubbles in the sun, disappearing without a trace with a "pop".

What made him even more angry was that Kira Yoshikage had brought it upon himself, what about him?

Growing up, he was a good young man who had to hand over even a dime to his teacher.

Fortunately, Kira Yoshikage has a stand-in Killer Queen. After time traveling, he became Namikaze Namikaze, and he also has a Nissan named Namikaze Minato. Bah, Nissan, this is barely a comfort.

But it is a pity that the future eternal sister SAMA is now just an ordinary chunin who is one year older than him. He will not be focused on by the third generation of monkeys until the famous scene of seducing a girl under the moon by our role model occurs. After Jiraiya dug a hole for himself and returned to Konoha, he became the successor of the Hokage line.

Calculating the time, it should be soon.

However, when it comes to Nesamako, Konoha as a whole is probably not as good as Shota, who is hiding under this umbrella tree with Nami.

After all, his name is Naoki, and his grandfather's name is Senju Hashirama.

Although people are a bit funny, the God of Ninja is the God of Ninja, and he will not make fun of the Buddha's hand just because people are making fun of him.

I don’t know if the two evil disciples, Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo, have been in power for too long, so they naively thought that power was strength, and thought that they could stand upright in front of the two masters of Senju. .

One person really dared to plan to kill and use the only Thousand Hands bloodline of Rope Tree to promote the taboo first-generation divine cell transplantation experiment, and the other person really dared to pretend to turn a blind eye and ignore the mission, without even thinking about what would happen in the future. One day I met the Senju brothers, will they be beaten into monkey bread and pans?

After all, as great disciples of the Second Generation Kai, the two of them are not common people who don't know the existence of the Pure Land and their immortal souls.

The art of reincarnation in dirty soil is written exactly in the book of seals.

. . .

As a time traveler, Namikaze Botani naturally did not want to provoke this pair of scheming brothers, one with a scheming side and the other with a thick skin. However, the situation was stronger than the others. As a teammate who was assigned to the same class as Noshu during the class placement, even if he was cold-blooded He could watch Naoshu die, but Guoying, who was even more sinister, wouldn't let him live.

On the contrary, only by ensuring that Naoki goes to the temporary base camp alive, meets Tsunade and Orochimaru, and is protected by the two, can he temporarily escape from Nabekage's evil hands.

Before the three ninjas were completely infiltrated by the poison of pornography and gambling, and before they fell apart, they were the first heavenly group in Konoha. If the Nabekage wants to cause trouble, it depends on whether the third generation monkey who is familiar with thick black school will side with him or his own pride. disciple.

And what he experienced since entering the Kingdom of Rain fully proved that he was right about Guoying.

Since he saw through the detonating talisman trap that might have been set by the Sunagakure ninja two days ago, saving the rope tree from the death sonata of the detonating talisman like in the original time and space, in just a day and a half, they have encountered Two waves of enemies.

The first wave was barely in line with the normal standards of the warring parties. They had an encounter with an Amegakure team, which was also composed of jounin and three genin.

When the Jonin Mimura Shinji led the team to block the Amegakure Jonin, he and Naoki cooperated tacitly and killed three Amegakure genin. The remaining Amegakure Jonin saw that something was not going well and immediately escaped. They succeeded. Pass.

But the second wave of enemies that followed was Li Ke fucking opening the door for Li Bu - so outrageous.

They encountered, no, I should say, the Sunagakure Jōnin team composed of two Puppet Master Jōnin, who set up an ambush early on the only way they had planned to pass, as if they had opened Google Maps.

If he hadn't smelled the danger in advance and warned them in advance, they would have run into an ambush circle composed of ten puppets.

But just like before the team started, the economy was down by [-], and the eldest brother was still at the developmental level of a kindergarten class. Let alone just smell the danger in advance, even if the whole map was opened, he still had to kneel down.

A medical ninja named Kazuha in the same class was a step too slow and was struck by a puppet's machine ninja tool. He died tragically on the spot. Seeing that it was difficult to escape with the rope tree, Shinji Mimura, the leading ninja, finally chose to stay behind. , let them go first, wanting to preserve the remaining blood of the Thousand Hands lineage.

Although it is still unclear whether he is alive or dead, judging from the dull and depressing roar that the two heard five minutes after they escaped, which made the heart skip a beat, Bo Gu felt that this brought them closer. A jounin teacher for one year should have died.

Because as a student, he clearly knew that what Mimura Shinji was best at was fire escape, and that kind of explosion that could bring such huge pressure from a distance of dozens of miles was probably Mimura's last resort.

A means of dying together with the enemy.