Ninja commentator

Jiraiya and Kakashi were confused. They said that although they listened to Tsunade's introduction, they didn't understand the core at all.

The two of them couldn't figure out why the fruit industry allowed the people of Sand Ninja Village to live and work in peace and contentment.

But since Tsunade-sama has said so, the two of them can't object directly.

"If a mere piece of fruit can make Suna Ninja Village prosperous, then we can just launch the Ninja Army to rob the wealth they created, right?"

Don't blame Jiraiya for speaking a little inappropriately, this kind of thinking is normal in the ninja world.

This trip to the Sand Ninja Village had a great impact on Tsunade.

In her words, Sand Ninja Village is simply a paradise on earth, full of hope.

But it’s natural that veterans like Kakashi and Jiraiya can’t really believe it.

They listened, but not completely.

Can the country bumpkin from Sand Ninja Village surpass Konoha?

Laughing to death, a bunch of idiots who think that one Shukaku Jinchuuriki can destroy Konoha are just so self-righteous.

Tsunade watched the words and saw that the two of them were distracted, so she simply stopped her speech.

Anyway, she didn't ask Jiraiya and Kakashi to believe her words, she was just taking a vaccination in advance.

"Okay, the recent public opinion in the village needs to be controlled, and Naruto needs to pay more attention to it. You two go and do your work."

Walking out of the Hokage's office, Jiraiya always felt that Kakashi, the one-eyed dragon, was up to something.

Sure enough, before he opened his mouth, Kakashi took the initiative to stir up the topic.

"Jiraiya-sama, there is a problem that has been bothering me for a long time. I don't know whether to talk about it or not."

Since you know you shouldn’t ask, you should be asked.

Jiraiya had a kind face: "Kakashi, you are too ignorant. If you have any questions, just ask."

"Then I asked?"

"Well, just ask."

"Did I really ask?"

"No matter what the problem is, can I still be angry with you? I'm an old man."

Jiraiya felt that the young people in the village now were really unhappy.

If you have any questions, just ask. He's so verbose and unmanly at all.

Later, Jiraiya was heartbroken by Kakashi.

"According to my observation, Tsunade-sama doesn't have no feelings for you, Jiraiya-sama. If you are willing to confess your love, your children might be able to make love. Jiraiya-sama, you are not afraid. Bar?"

"Haha, scared? I am the most handsome man in the ninja world and the one who has been embraced by countless women. How could I be scared? I...I...I was..."

Jiraiya panicked a lot.

Hatake Kakashi, you are a young man with no martial ethics. Tsunade is obviously urging you to get married. Why do you want to take revenge on me?

Is he afraid of confessing?

It's funny, he is really afraid of confessing.

Can't Jiraiya see that Tsunade actually likes him too?

After decades of being a Jiraiya, although he was still a virgin, he was not a clumsy person, so how could he not see Tsunade's feelings.

But he had concerns.

Because he can't compete with a dead man!

It was too early to die, leaving Tsunade with too many regrets.

After so many years, Jiraiya originally thought that Tsunade would slowly forget the existence of Dan.

But in fact, Tsunade's feelings grew beyond Jiraiya's expectation.

Not only has she not forgotten Duan, she has even missed Duan more and more deeply because of the continuous beautification of her memories over the years.

To give a simple example, Jiraiya has become a bad old man as he grows older.

Can it be broken?

In Tsunade's memory, he was still the same as when he passed away in his 20s.

What can Jiraiya do to compete with Tsunade?

Jiraiya was really afraid. He was afraid that if he took the initiative to confess his love, it would arouse Tsunade's longing for Suan. Wouldn't all these years of hard work be in vain?

He was already old and had long since lost the idea of ​​monopolizing Tsunade.

Danto is dead anyway, so even if Tsunade misses him, Jiraiya won't actually care.

But what he was afraid of was that Tsunade would directly reject him because of her guilt for Duan.

Jiraiya was afraid that once he confessed, he would not be able to maintain the current inseparable relationship.

But can he say these words to Kakashi?

I can't.

Otherwise, how could he maintain his dignity as a senior?

Good guy, Jiraiya is indeed a best-selling novel author. In the blink of an eye, his brain was spinning rapidly, and he quickly thought of a rhetoric.

"Haha, of course you don't need to remind me of this. Isn't it normal that a handsome man like me would be liked by Tsunade?"

"Yes... is it?"

Seeing Jiraiya looking so confident, Kakashi was also a little doubtful.

"In that case, why don't you two get together? After all, you are not young anymore."

"Young man, you don't understand, love is war!"

Jiraiya's tone was high, especially when he mentioned the word war, he added an accent.

war?

Poor Kakashi, who is almost thirty, and his first love for Nohara Rin was only vague, and he has never been in love yet. He doesn't know anything about love.

So Kakashi was frightened by Jiraiya.

"I don't quite understand. Please teach me, Jiraiya-sama."

Jiraiya put on an exaggerated pose and said loudly: "Falling in love with someone, then confessing to them, and joining together. In the eyes of mortals, this is love, and it is a joyful thing."

Kakashi kept nodding: "Yeah, isn't it? Even someone like me who has never been in love, sometimes when I see the sour love between Zuo Qin and Naruto, I will have the thought of 'Ah, I'm still young and beautiful' "It's great." I feel like this, and I'm looking forward to a pure love."

"Big mistake!"

Jiraiya interrupted Kakashi loudly.

"Kakashi, you are still too young. Let me, the most beautiful man in the ninja world, Toad Sage, who has countless beauties bend over for me, tell you that love is war, even between lovers. There is a clear power relationship!"

"Power relations?"

Kakashi was confused.

In love, isn’t it about mutual equality and pursuing happiness together?

"That's right! Giving and being given; exploiting and being exploited; winners and losers! If you want to live a noble life with your lover, you must not take the initiative to confess, because the one who takes the initiative to confess means surrender. In a relationship between lovers, one automatically becomes the exploited party!”

Kakashi suddenly realized: "I see, I understand, Master Jiraiya, you are thinking about the future. Only by letting Master Hokage take the initiative to confess, Master Jiraiya will be the winner of this love war."

Jiraiya put his hands on his hips and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, you are right. It's not that I won't confess, but I want to be the winner in this war called love!"