Ninja commentator

[Dear audience friends, good afternoon!I am your old friend Calm. 】

[Good afternoon, audience friends, I am Elegance. 】

[The short video just now must resonate with everyone, right? 】

[At least in my opinion, a lot of the content in the short video is worthy of our deep thought. 】

[Yes, ninjas have extremely powerful power, endless ninjutsu, and amazing destructive power. 】

[But such a powerful force, lacking the restrictions of power, has brought more disasters to the world. 】

[The Konoha Rebellion caused by Orochimaru, Uchiha Itachi massacred his own people, and Kirigakure killed innocent fishermen, all of these are really deplorable. 】

[Yes, Brother Yaya, you have been in Suna Ninja Village recently, you must have a deep understanding of this, right? 】

[Fortunately, due to the insistence of the Godaime Kazekage Gaara, Suna Ninja Village has begun to reform and has begun to formulate stricter rules to restrict ninjas from abusing their power. Overall, I feel that the atmosphere of Suna Ninja Village It's getting better. 】

【Yeah?But in other parts of the ninja world, nothing has changed. 】

[Yes, there is really too much killing in the ninja world. 】

The elegant voice was a little sad, but in just a moment, it turned into a high-pitched voice.

[It is precisely because there are too many killings and blood in the ninja world, and there are too many depressing tragedies, that our column team decided to launch a new variety show focusing on relaxed entertainment. 】

[Yes, this is our new column today, called Life Simulation! 】

[Yes, we will use illusions to let the guests participating in our program experience a new life, and please our audiences through some experiences in the new life. 】

[Everyone in the audience, please rest assured that the illusion space we created is absolutely safe. If the guest dies in the illusion space, he will return to the ninja world smoothly and will not be harmed in any way. 】

He sang calmly and elegantly, and quickly and briefly introduced the rules of the new column to the audience.

On the wealthy side, Nara Shikaku's expression was a bit complicated.

Are these two guys serious?

They had obviously stirred up people's hearts, but in the end they didn't follow the routine at all. What kind of damn entertainment and variety show were they actually doing?

"Lu Jiu, what shall we do next?"

Yamanaka Haiichi has always been on guard, always fighting to protect Konoha.

But the devil knows what kind of subtle mood he is in now.

It was as if he saw Orochimaru appearing next to him, but he just went to the drugstore next door to buy anti-fetal pills.

Akimichi Dingzao was holding a roasted chicken drumstick in his hand and was eating haphazardly: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

Yamanaka Hai glanced at him: "Don't talk while eating."

Akimichi Tingzao hurriedly stuffed the grilled chicken leg into his mouth, chewed it quickly for a moment, and swallowed it in one gulp: "If you ask me, why do we care about them so much? We just need to wait for the Hokage-sama's order, and the commentary has no influence on Konoha. Malice, isn’t that a good thing?”

Shikaku couldn't understand the explanation's behavior pattern, but felt deeply shocked inside.

He shook his head: "We still can't be careless. Let's not mess around first and let's see the situation before we talk."

As he spoke, his composure and elegance had already introduced the rules of the variety show to the audience.

[In our life simulation, some events will also be triggered randomly. This is all for the entertainment of the column. We ask for your understanding at that time. 】

[Okay, this is the introduction of the rules of our variety show column. Here, we first need to thank Konoha Ninja Village for its strong support of our column. 】

[Yes, Konoha Ninja Village provided us with a venue and dispatched the twelve new generation Konoha heroes to be our guests in this column. Let us applaud and invite the guests to appear. 】

In the center of the arena, Tsunade's eyes were as big as bells, and her chest was trembling because she couldn't maintain the lock technique.

Lord Calm, you are not like this in front of me!

Where is that calm adult who talked to me about ideals, life, and the future of the ninja world?

That calm man who told me that the ideal of our esoteric sect is to bring happiness to the ninja world, could it be that he was faked by someone else?

Danzo had been secretly observing Tsunade's expression, and seeing that something was wrong with her expression, he asked tentatively: "Hokage-sama, have you seen the conspiracy in the explanation?"

Tsunade hurriedly coughed, adjusted a comfortable sitting position, and lay directly on the Hokage's seat.

"Danzo-sama is overly worried. I don't think the two commentators have any ill intentions."

Danzo wanted to say something else, but Jiraiya had already jumped out.

"Danzo-sama, do you want to question the judgment of the Godaime Hokage?"

Danzo was so upset by the rebuke that he glanced at Koharu and Mito Kabuto, who were pretending not to exist, and could only retreat in a depressed mood.

While he was talking, the new generation of twelve ninjas participating in this life experience column had already entered the fighting arena.

[Due to some personal reasons, the guests participating in our life experience column are not all the twelve new generation heroes of Konoha. However, we are honored to invite Kurotsuchi, the granddaughter of the third generation Tsuchikage of Iwagakure Village, to participate in our column. 】

[Come on, please invite the guest representatives to introduce themselves to everyone. 】

Shen Wen first walked to Hinata Neji at the front and handed him the microphone.

With Tianning and Hyuga Hinata determined not to participate, and Uchiha Sasuke unable to participate because he is blind, Hyuga Neji is obviously the representative of the twelve new generation heroes of Konoha.

[Hello everyone, I am Hinata Neji. I am very honored to accept the invitation of the commentator to participate in this variety show. I personally always practice ninjutsu and don’t know how to entertain the public, so what’s next? Please forgive me for anything I didn't do well. 】

After saying that, Hinata Neji handed the microphone back to Shen Wen.

He smiled calmly: [I think it’s not like Neji-kun doesn’t know how to entertain the public. The program hasn’t even started yet, but he already has the spirit of dedicating himself to the entire ninja world. However, I suggest that Neji-kun should not do this in the future. Yes, our program is a column for all ages in the ninja world. You stripping naked like this is really damaging to the image of our column. 】

Hinata Neji looked confused. Next to him, Tenten covered his face, picked up the clothes on the ground and threw them on Neji: "Idiot Neji, who asked you to take off your clothes while introducing yourself? No one wants to look at you. Where is the body?"

Only then did Neji feel a chill on his body. He hurriedly looked down and saw that his clothes had disappeared at some point.

He hurriedly covered the key parts with his hands, with a look of confusion on his face: "Wait, who took off my clothes, stand up now, and I promise not to beat you to death."

As one of the Three Idiots of Konoha, the upright boy Rock Lee said directly: "Neji, are you okay? You obviously took off your clothes while talking just now, don't you know it?"