Ninja commentator

coming!

finally come!

Seeing the opportunity, Tianning immediately started the live broadcast.

I saw a flash of light in the sky, and the explanation light screen that made the ninja world tremble appeared again.

[Hello, everyone, you didn’t expect that we meet again. Good day, dear viewers, I am your old friend Calm. 】

[Hello, audience friends, I am your old friend Yaya, and I am very happy to meet you again. 】

[Okay, let’s not talk nonsense. The reason why we suddenly started the live broadcast today is because we received urgent information. In the famous tourist attraction Tanshu Street, the Sannin gathered together and Uchiha Itachi and Kisame suddenly attacked. This is a This is the top battle in the ninja world. As commentators, how could we miss such a wonderful battle? 】

【Yes!Now that the battle has not begun, we will give you a brief introduction to the situation. 】

[The first person who appeared in the center of the screen was Tsunade, one of the legendary three ninjas who created the category of medical ninja. As the princess of the Senju clan, she gave up the surname Senju and almost gave up Konoha. But Jiraiya obviously believes that she is the best successor to the Fifth Hokage. 】

[Yes, people who are interested must have heard that although the situation in Konoha has been relatively stable recently, in order to compete for the position of Hokage, Danzo can be said to have frequently used small tricks. Even the Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki was almost defeated by Danzo. Kicked out of Konoha. 】

[Such a leader obviously could not gain Jiraiya's trust, so he chose Tsunade. As the granddaughter of the first generation and a disciple of the third generation, and at the same time having the great achievement of creating medical ninjas, Tsunade is indeed more suitable for the fifth generation than Danzo. The person who would take the position of Hokage - if she didn't have hemophobia. 】

[Hey, I admit that what Elegant Brother said makes sense. The current Tsunade was triggered by hemophobia because of Yakushi Kabuto's threats.All male compatriots are blessed. Tsunade-hime was also the number one beauty in Konoha back then. Although she is now over fifty, she has a good look and looks like a 20-year-old young woman. Look at her figure. Skin, tsk tsk tsk. 】

[Hey, hey, brother Shen Wen, please pay attention to your image. Since you already know that Tsunade is 50 years old, why can you still say such things? 】

[Age is not a problem, as long as you are good-looking. I believe that the majority of LSP male compatriots can understand my current mood, especially Jiraiya, who is also one of the Sannin. I believe he can best understand my current mood. , after all, he has liked Tsunade for almost 40 years! 】

[Brother Shen Wen, please be careful. This is a serious column. Don’t let me get it wrong. 】

Jiraiya, who was about to continue taking action, was stunned.

why?

Why does the commentary suddenly appear at this time?

And that damn calm guy actually dared to comment on Tsunade with such lewd comments.

Well, actually Jiraiya has to admit that when he saw Tsunade kneeling on the ground like a girl sitting like a duck, holding her arms and shivering, even Jiraiya had never seen that pitiful look. , his LSP soul was touched.

But the damn commentator actually revealed his feelings as well. Was it because his reputation as a Sannin was not loud enough?

Jiraiya still wants to find a chance to formally express his feelings to Jiraiya.

For this reason, he did not hesitate to save a large amount of cash, just so that he could help Tsunade pay off the gambling debts she owed outside.

Now...hehe, it's all over.

"Shut up for me!"

Jiraiya, who had always been shameless, couldn't hold it any longer and roared in vain at the sky.

[Hey, we can see that Jiraiya is angry and actually told us to shut up. 】

[Of course it’s impossible to shut up, otherwise we wouldn’t be explaining anything, right?Elegant brother. 】

[Brother Calm, please stop fanning the flames. It is indeed your fault. Jiraiya has been in love with Tsunade-hime for 40 years. Such a long-lasting man should deserve our respect. 】

[Okay, I apologize. If you really like someone, you should let him confess his feelings. Jiraiya, please muster up the courage to do it. Now is the time when Tsunade is vulnerable. It is a good time for you to take advantage of it. . 】

"Shut up! Damn it!"

Jiraiya was so angry that his hair was flying. He could feel that after the explanation appeared this time, he began to let himself go a little bit.

What exactly did they go through? Orochimaru said before that the commentators seemed to have some scruples.

[Okay, Jiraiya is very angry now, let’s take a look at the other parties involved. 】

[Uchiha Itachi, this one doesn’t need any further introduction. After all, he is a guy who can spread the ashes of his whole family for the sake of his younger brother. 】

[Hahaha, every time I see Uchiha Itachi, I want to laugh. For the so-called ideal, carrying the so-called sin, but getting nothing in the end, this is probably the final outcome of a fool. 】

Kisame secretly glanced at Uchiha Itachi and said softly: "One dozen Nanasang, don't take it to heart, the explanation is just to deliberately anger you."

Uchiha Itachi was much calmer than Kisame expected. Although the commentators continued to criticize him and even ridiculed him for losing everything in the end, he was not moved at all.

"Kisame, thank you for your comfort, but the commentator is right, I am indeed a hopeless idiot."

Uchiha Itachi raised his head and looked at the light screen in the sky: "I have to thank you. It's you who made me see the reality clearly and recognize myself. Now I have no confusion in my heart."

[Brother Elegant, am I right? Uchiha Itachi actually thanked us and said that we helped him see reality clearly. 】

[This... is unlikely. People like Uchiha Itachi are those who will never look back until they hit the wall... Oh no, they are people who will never look back even if they hit the wall. They can actually recognize the reality and so on. I It seems impossible. 】

[I think so too. Let me break the news to everyone here. In fact, Uchiha Itachi has a child. 】

【Huh?Brother Shen Wen, where did you get the news? Isn't it true that someone like Uchiha Itachi only has his younger brother Sasuke in his heart? He actually has a woman he likes? 】

[Hey, Brother Elegant, you didn’t expect this, right? The woman who is pregnant with Uchiha Itachi’s child is unexpected! 】

Uchiha Itachi secretly screamed in his heart, "Oh no, this damn explanation, this is trying to kill him socially!"

"Shut up!"

Uchiha Itachi broke his guard, and how could everyone know about the fact that he and Orochimaru had a child?

[Hey, if you tell me to shut up, I will shut up. Wouldn’t it be very shameful for me? I’m the commentator! 】

[Uh... Brother Calm, pay attention to your image, Uchiha Itachi...]

[Brother Elegant, please don’t persuade me. Today I am going to break the news. The woman who is pregnant with Uchiha Itachi’s child is Orochimaru!So now I have decided to change the name to Itachi Uchiha as the Reckless Hero. What do you think? 】