Douluo Continent's Martial Soul Ruler

Chapter 36 I am a Taoist priest, please forgive me for not taking on the decoration work

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"Recall the equipment and exit the instance."

"Ding, the dungeon rewards are being settled, please wait..."

"Ding, the statistics are completed. This copy has gained a total of 100 reputation points, 100 all-attribute reward points, and 1000 experience points."

"Ding, the host's attribute values ​​meet the upgrade requirements, and the host's experience points meet the upgrade requirements. Does the host consume experience points to upgrade?"

"Oh, after playing around for so long, can you finally level up?"

"upgrade."

"Ding, there is enough energy, the system is transforming the host's physique, please wait..."

"Fuck...it hurts...fuck...it itches, system, I'm fucking your mother, what the hell are you doing? Turn off the pain system for me..."

Liu Yi suddenly felt pain all over his body, and then his whole body felt extremely dead.

"Ding, the remaining energy in the system is insufficient, and the pain system failed to shut down. Please forgive me, host."

"Wow... trough..."

Liu Yi clenched his teeth tightly to control himself from making any sound.

So now someone will be shocked when they see Liu Yi's miserable state.

At this moment, Liu Yi's veins were protruding all over his body, his face was twisted into one piece, and the pores on his body were exuding black substances.

"Ding, the system transformation is completed, and the host's comprehensive ability has been upgraded to F level. I hope the host will continue to work hard."

"Is the damn transformation finally over?"

Liu Yi lay limply on the ground.

"Ding…"

"Fuck, come back!!"

Liu Yi was now as frightened as a frightened bird. He was startled when he heard the system prompt.

"Ding, the F-level ability improvement task is completed. The reward is 10 reputation points? 10 points for all attributes? 100 experience points. The follow-up task is the F-level ability improvement task."

"Huh, luckily it's not transformation..."

"Ding…"

"More? Can't you pay it all at once?"

“叮,恭喜宿主能力提升,物防提升1点?魔防提升2点?物攻提升1点?魔攻提升2点?生命值提升1000点?法力值提升500点。”

"Ding, the professional skills have been upgraded to the first-level intermediate level, and the skill power has been increased. Check the details and attributes interface."

"Mom, I'm back."

"Ayi is back. Did you send your sister to the North Pole? Why did it take so long to come back? Um...what does it smell like!!!"

Mother Liu's screams came through the door.

"Baby, what's wrong with you? Why are you like this? What does it smell like? Can't you smell it yourself? Don't come in yet and take off your clothes."

Mother Liu waved her hands to try to reduce the pungent smell in the air, while looking at Liu Yi worriedly.

Liu Yi was stunned and looked at Liu's mother in confusion.

"Does it smell? Why don't I smell it?"

"It smells so strong, but you actually told me you can't smell it. Is your nose broken?"

"The nose is broken? Damn it, I forgot to turn on the olfactory system."

"Restore the olfactory system."

"Ding, the taste system was restored successfully. This operation does not consume system energy."

Liu Yi wrinkled his nose and got used to it.

"Fuck!! What does this smell like?"

Liu Yi was almost overcome by the smell of his own body. The pungent smell of sewer mixed with sweat went straight into Liu Yi's nostrils.

"Baby, what's going on with you? You came back so late and you're still covered in stench. Could it be that you were drunk and fell asleep in some garbage dump, right?"

Mother Liu looked at Liu Yi suspiciously.

"Well, I accidentally fell into the smelly ditch. Mom, I won't talk to you anymore. I'm going to take a shower first. As for my clothes, just throw them away. They're extremely dirty. Mom, don't wash them."

The sound of running water came from the bathroom, mixed with Liu Yi's tone-deaf "washing" singing.

"Wow...I feel so much better after taking a shower...Mom, why are you looking at me like that?"

Mother Liu stared at Liu Yi in disbelief.

"Ayi, tell mom which stinky ditch you fell into. Mom will go jump in it tomorrow too."

"Mom, what's wrong with you? Why are you talking so weirdly? If you want to jump, just jump into a river, why don't you jump into a ditch?"

"See for yourself, if falling into a ditch once can make you whiter and more beautiful like you, then my mother will jump into ditches every day."

Mother Liu pulled Liu Yi and stood in front of the mirror.

Looking through the mirror, Liu Yi was also startled.

"Fuck...what's going on? Is this me?"

Liu Yi looked at herself in the mirror in disbelief.

With handsome facial features and white skin, Liu Yi could barely be considered handsome in the past. Now Liu Yi looks like a handsome man from a comic book, like a Western vampire. His whole face reveals a certain aura of handsomeness. Evil spirit.

"Why is the skin color on Dudu's face different? Could it be because the system's energy is insufficient and the transformation is incomplete?"

This time, Liu Yi really guessed. In fact, the system cannot be blamed entirely. The system just wanted to modify Liu Yi's physical fitness. Originally, the energy was just right, but in the middle of the transformation, Liu Yi asked to turn off the pain. system.

Although the system had stopped operating in time, a lot of energy was still lost, which resulted in Liu Yi's face being transformed like this.

"It's better to let the system be restructured after a while."

"Mom, it's okay. I have made some small achievements in practicing Taoism. This phenomenon is just a normal phenomenon. It will be fine after a while."

Liu Yi made up an excuse smoothly. He was quite experienced now. Anyway, he could just blame Taoism for things that couldn't be explained. This trick has been tried and true.

"Ah, you really trained me in Taoism. I thought Taoism and all that was all a lie. Come on, let me learn a lot from you."

"Do you really want to see it?"

"Yeah, yeah, wait a minute, I'll ask your dad to get up and watch together."

"Mom... just don't disturb dad..." Liu Yi watched speechlessly as Liu's mother entered the room and called out to Liu's father in his sleep.

"The child's father, get up quickly, our son has mastered Taoism."

"What... what kind of Taoist magic are you still up so late at night?" Father Liu got up sleepily.

Mother Liu opened Father Liu's eyes.

"Liu Zhu, our son has practiced the Taoist skills his grandfather left for him. He is going to perform for us now. Come out and watch."

"Taoist skills...what! You said that Xiaoyi has mastered the Taoist skills that our father left for him. There really are Taoist skills. My father used to force me to learn them. I almost fell out with him because of this matter. If there really is Taoism, but I didn’t learn it, wouldn’t I be at a big loss?”

"Your studies are not the same as those of A-Yi, please get up and take a look."

"Hey, Ah Yi, you seem to have become a little different. Forget it, we'll talk about this later. Come on, show us the Taoist skills you learned."

"Dad, let's not worry about this right now. Those pants you are wearing belong to your mother..."

"Okay, Ah Yi, you can start. This is for you."

Mother Liu and Father Liu were sitting on the sofa, looking at Liu Yi with interest. Mother Liu even took out a bucket of popcorn, grabbed a handful and put it in Liu Yi's hand.

"Xiao Yizi, if you behave well, the Ai family will give you another reward."

"I'm dizzy. You really thought I was playing a trick."

"Hey, Xiao Yizi thanks Old Buddha for the reward."

"Keep an eye on everything."

Liu Yi snapped his fingers and mentally summoned the equipment.

In an instant, Liu Yi transformed into a young Taoist priest holding a magic sword and wearing a Taoist robe.

"it is good."

Liu's father clapped vigorously, as if it was not Liu Yi but him who was performing there.

"Dad, please be more reserved. This is just the beginning. The climax hasn't started yet."

"Son, you are so good. We have a successor to the Liu family, woo woo..."

"-_-||Dad, where are all these things? Have you watched too many TV series? Are you still watching them?"

"Yes, old man, come back and sit quietly for me. If you make trouble again, believe it or not, I will whip you. I will hang you out and whip you."

-_-||Liu Yi said it was a lot of pressure to have such a strong mother, but she seemed to have an inside story. (⊙o⊙)

"The heaven and the earth are infinite, and the five elements are borrowed from the law... Taishang Laojun is as urgent as a law or order, edict."

Liu Yi turned his back on the magic sword, held the sword in his hand, pointed at the talisman paper, and began to pretend to recite the spell. In fact, it was nothing more than a thunder spell.

"Crackling"

An electric dragon swam above Liu Yi's sword finger. Under the dim light, Liu Yi looked like a master. This scene gave Liu's father and mother Liu a great shock.

"Wow…"

Mother Liu's mouth was stuffed with popcorn, and she was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear.

"Wow, bastard, you are much better than your grandpa. I thought I asked your grandpa to perform for a while, but your grandpa couldn't hold it in for a long time. He even excused himself by saying that he was not good at this and was not feeling well. .

Humph, it’s useless to talk about it all day long. That’s why I don’t want to learn it. If I knew the Taoist techniques in that book were so powerful, who would bother to repair the car? Humph…”

-_-||Dad, you really might have wronged grandpa. Grandpa is really not good at this. Even I wouldn’t be able to do it if I didn’t have a system.

"Heavenly Thunder Technique, disperse."

"Okay, Liu Zhu, don't spoil my fun, kid, give me something different."

"Are you still coming?"

"What do you think?" Mother Liu's eyes revealed a dangerous signal. Liu Yi had already noticed from the corner of his eye that Mother Liu was raising her feet.

"Wait a minute, move your shoes, it's coming."

"It's your acquaintance."

"Vulcan God Zhurong, listen to my orders... be as urgent as the law, edict."

"Fireball."

The talisman turned into a fireball suspended in Liu Yi's palm, and the slightly beating flames illuminated the room.

"Wow...Son, this is good. With this, our family won't have to refill gas."

-_-||Mom, although I am indeed a bit unlucky, you can't really treat your son like a gas bucket.

"Mom...will explode..."

Liu Yi returned weakly.

"Ah, it's so dangerous. Get rid of it quickly. Get rid of it quickly. Don't hurt yourself."

"Disperse."

"Is there anything else? One more."

"Ice Thorn Technique."

"Wow...Son, this drill bit is pretty good. It must be very profitable to dig holes in other people's walls. It doesn't use electricity. You can take it with you wherever you go."

"Mom...this is ice..."

"Ice? That's a good feeling. Tomorrow I will unplug the refrigerator. If you have nothing to do, just throw two of these things in. It will save electricity and protect the environment."

"-_-||Mom, can you stop thinking about practicality? This will also explode..."

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Day two.

"Ayi, why are you so pale? Are you sick? Otherwise, can I ask for a leave of absence from the teacher?"

"Hey, it's hard to say."

"What's the matter with the circles under your eyes? Did you stay up late?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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