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"Ding~~"

Just as Bank finished speaking, a hidden compartment suddenly popped up in the spacecraft, which contained rows of dazzling drinks.

Siri shook his long hair, looked at Bank expectantly, and said: "These are rare drinks that the Ai family has collected for you from all over the universe. Each bottle can buy you at least ten quanies." Batteries, do you want me to open one for you?"

Bank looked at the dark compartment full of colorful drinks speechlessly and said: "You are really a considerate smart butler."

Siri looked at Bank suspiciously and said, "I detected that the degree of ridicule in this sentence exceeds 50%."

Bank stretched out his hand, selected among the secret compartments, then picked up a bottle of pesticide-green wine and uncorked the bottle.

Bank raised his head and took a sip, frowning and said: "How long has this wine been brewed?"

Siri smiled and said: "After my induction, you just got a bottle of the longest brewing wine. It has been fermented in an icy planet for more than 30,000 years."

Bank resisted cutting his throat again, took a sip, and said: "In more than 30,000 years, ten Rogers could have been drunk to death, right? How did you induce me?"

Siri smiled proudly and said: "Before the hidden grid popped up, I placed the bottles that had been brewed the longest based on where you were standing, where you were most likely to notice them."

Bank said in a daze: "Hmph, do you think this little wine can make me drunk?"

Siri smiled funnyly and said, "Then can you stand up straight and speak."

Bank was spinning and said, "Have I not stood up straight? I can walk on a tightrope."

Siri looked in front of him. His body was almost parallel to the ground, but Bank, who was relying on his strength to support himself, tilted his head and said, "It's straight, almost as straight as the floor."

Bank swayed and said, "I won't bullshit you anymore. I'll go back and take a nap before dealing with you."

Siri immediately stopped in front of the cabin door and said: "Then can I have a physical body now?"

Bank drank half the bottle again, burped and said, "It's impossible, I'm not drunk yet, and you're trying to trick me."

Siri squatted on the ground, looked at Bank who was crawling towards the cabin door, and said: "Isn't this considered drunk?"

Bank was spinning and said: "If I hadn't made an agreement with a bastard, I couldn't use my ability to dilute the alcohol. I could have blown ten more things like this."

Siri chuckled, and then said in a seductive voice: "Master, the hatch is so far away, do you want Aijia to help you~"

Bank said in a daze: "What nonsense, just carry me to the bed."

Siri said distressedly: "But I don't have a physical body, so I can't help you. Why don't you wait for me for half a minute, and I will wake up my physical body and come to help you."

Bank's consciousness became increasingly blurred, and he slurred his words: "No, you have to whip me with a whip."

Siri said pitifully: "My whip can only whip others, I will whip whoever you ask me to whip."

Like a gourd on the ground, Bank struggled to crawl toward the hatch. Then he fell to the ground in frustration as if he had lost all strength. He said his last words before passing out: "I'm going to beat you to death."

Siri looked at Bank, who was completely unconscious in front of him, and struggled: "Even if you want to whip me, it's okay. Don't faint. Damn it, you used too much force. Next time, try a softer drink."

Siri shook her head and stood up slowly. She looked at Bank who fainted on the ground. After thinking about it, she controlled the spacecraft to release an omnipotent robot and sent Bank to the bedroom in his spaceship.

After covering Bank with the quilt, Siri did not dissipate. She lay on the side of the bed with interest, supported her cold head with both hands, and looked at Bank with interest, sleeping like a dead pig. .

It was rumored that two days after the Star Destroyer Bank massacred Ronan, the Overlord of the Universe.

In an asteroid belt, countless irregular asteroids float quietly in the starry sky.

On one of the weirdest-looking asteroids, a throne stood in the center of it.

Thanos controlled the throne and slowly turned around. He looked down at the two people at a lower position and said in a low voice: "So you came back empty-handed again."

Below, a weirdo whose body was covered with mechanical instruments, with only one hand remaining of flesh and blood, stared at Thanos and said mutely: "I became like this just to help you get the spirit ball. Even I and I are now When you speak, you are not speaking through my throat."

Yes, this weirdo was Ronan. Fortunately, he did not die. With his strong body, he survived on the edge of the explosion.

However, the lower body was lost forever. Even one arm of the upper body, even the eyes and throat, were repaired and replaced with mechanical instruments.

Thanos looked at Ronan without mercy, and even did not hide his blame at all, saying: "I only look at the results, but the result is that not only did you not send the spirit ball back to me, but also my little daughter , you also lost her, I trusted you so much at the beginning, and handed over my two daughters to you, but now they are gone."

Ronan gritted his teeth and said: "What I met was the Star Destroyer. At first, I was like you and didn't believe in his power, but now it looks like this. His target is you. Regardless of whether you avenge me or not, He will find you."

King Chitauri on the side also spoke: "Thanos, Destroyer is the demon god who protects the earth. He did not go back, but came for revenge. His target has always been you."

With that said, King Chitauri respectfully stepped forward and presented Thanos with a video ball of light.

Thanos casually waved his hand, and the light ball automatically floated up and began to play Bank's video of killing Ronan in the starry sky.

Thanos watched the video silently. Bank suddenly sprayed out a purple dragon, which instantly shattered Ronan's spaceship ten thousand meters away into pieces.

His eyes never left, and the crazy and turbulent purple aura around Bank seemed to sense something in it.

Thanos casually waved his hand and scattered the video ball of light. He looked at the Chitauri King and said, "Is it really him?"

King Chitauri said respectfully: "It's definitely him. As far as we know, he will have more powerful power after his transformation, but before his transformation, he will always look like an ordinary earthling."

Thanos looked at the starry sky in the distance, grinned and said: "The people on Earth always surprise me. They allow me to inlay half of my gloves."

At this time, Ronan below began to lose his patience. He stared at Thanos and said, "You will avenge me, right? I became like this just to help you get the gem."

Thanos turned his head, stared at Ronan and said: "Boy, I promised you that if you send me gems, I will help you destroy the Xandarian planet, but you always come to me empty-handed."

Ronan was silent for a while, then gritted his teeth and said, "That gem and your two daughters are both in his hands."

Thanos grinned and said, "You incompetent men have made me leave the throne again."

King Chitauri said excitedly: "Thanos, are you going to take action yourself?"

Thanos turned his head and looked in the direction of the Xandarian home planet and said: "Write a challenge for me. I will wait for him on the Xandarian planet. If he doesn't come, I will destroy that planet and then go to his hometown. "

King Chitauri hurriedly bowed and said, "We will definitely convey this to the Star Destroyer."