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This was the first time that Bank saw Colberos so frightened. He touched the Shar-Pei's head and said, "Tell me what happened and I will make the decision for you."

Korberos frowned and said, "Queen Angela is pregnant."

Bank was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter and said, "You're so happy to be a father that you've been fooling around outside all day, and finally you got cheated on. You deserve what your mother deserves."

But who would have thought that when Korberos heard this, he shook his head like a rattle and said, "No, I saw the child in her belly had two heads."

When Bank heard this, he was stunned and said: "Deformed child"

Peggy on the side also spoke at this time, saying: "He just said that he felt the breath of hell in Queen Angela's belly."

Bank swallowed and said: "Could it be that the breath of hell is your seed? Didn't you say that there is reproductive isolation between you and mortal dogs?"

Korberos was almost crying and said: "I don't know either. I recognize that it was pregnant with my seed, but why does it only have two heads?"

Bank put down his cell phone, ended his daily session early, and said suspiciously: "Is it possible that someone with such a brain can still get an average?"

Korberos scratched Bank's thigh with his claws and said: "Asshole master, the Lanlost family is about to have a new member. Do you recognize it or not?"

Bank hesitated for a while and said, "If you are willing to share your refined dog food with your little cubs."

When Korberos heard this, he also struggled for a while, and then sighed. After all, this is still his own seed. If he distributes the dog food, it doesn't mean that the fat is flowing to other people's fields.

So his dog-like faces were almost squeezed together, and he said: "Are you so picky? Aren't you the best in the world? If my little boy gets hungry, I will elope with Queen Angela."

Bank touched his head and said with relief: "You're kidding, how could I starve your little cub? Bring Queen Angela back to meet the parents tomorrow, I'll take a good look at it."

the next day.

Bank and Peggy stared curiously at the confused bald Rottweiler squatting in Lanlost's shop.

Bank used vampire energy to carefully feel Queen Angela's belly.

Your mother really has two heads.

So Bank gave Colberos a "you are awesome" look and said: "How about we adopt Queen Angela?"

Unexpectedly, when Korberos heard this, he shook his head and said, "She said she didn't want to leave her original owner."

Bank said suspiciously: "She is so smart."

"Wow woof woof"

At this time, Queen Angela barked loudly.

Korberos said helplessly: "She said our dog is smart."

But then, the two vampires and one dog in the room all looked at the bald Rottweiler suspiciously.

After Korberos circled Queen Angela twice, he asked curiously: "Little cutie, why didn't I realize that you are so smart?"

But when Queen Angela heard this, she didn't say anything anymore. Instead, she raised her head and showed a very human and arrogant expression.

In the next few days, Bank took out the refined dog food collected by Kolberos and entertained Queen Angela, who was already pregnant.

After several days of research and discussions with Colberos, they came to the conclusion

Queen Angela was not so smart before, but in the past few months, her IQ seems to have increased by leaps and bounds. Not only can she understand people's words, but her behavior has also become more and more humane.

And what drives Colberos most crazy is that his pregnant wife has actually learned to be jealous.

Although Queen Angela was still as obedient to him as before, she would actually yell and quarrel at him if she smelled the scent of other bitches on him.

This made Colberos unbearable, and he almost gradually moved closer to the direction of strict wife control.

Every time I came back from stealing meat from outside, I would immediately rush into the bathroom and take a hair-shedding bath, for fear that Queen Angela would come the next day and smell the smell of other female dogs in the house.

After continuing to research Queen Angela for several days without any results, Bank also secretly chatted with his widowed sister, Count Vivian and others online. After being discovered by Peggy, Bank was so noisy that he had no time to go. Helped Kolberos share his worries.

And according to the three-headed dog, although the baby in Queen Angela's belly has a hint of hell's aura, this aura gestates very slowly, and it is estimated that it will only be born in three to five years.

Bank was too lazy to help him with his blindness.

this day.

Bank, who continued to block his hearing and immersed himself in playing with his mobile phone, finally received a life-saving call.

That was a call from Agent Coulson, asking if he had time to go to New Mexico to continue assisting in research on Thor's hammer.

Bank agreed without saying a word amidst Peggy's constant nagging.

Agent Coulson originally said that he would send someone to pick up Bank the next day, but Bank refused and expressed his willingness to dedicate his value to the country and the organization as soon as possible.

Today, just today, come and pick me up. I can’t wait. I want to work hard for the organization.

After hearing this, Agent Coulson was suspicious, but still sent a Quinjet that night to take Bank to New Mexico.

Bank also used the reputation of being on official business to finally get out of the sea of ​​misery and headed for New Mexico.

It's not that he doesn't love Peggy, on the contrary, he loves her very much, very much, very much, but sometimes, it's really annoying, very annoying, very annoying.

Ever since taking her to celebrate the Chinese New Year, this girl has become jealous, which really made Bank's ears tingle.

Moreover, Bank was too lazy to hide from her the late-night online chat with his widowed sister, Vivian and others, so Bank spent half of the day using vampire energy to shield his hearing.

So Bank was peeing and relieved, and jumped into the Quinjet and flew towards New Mexico.

of course.

Before going on a business trip, Bank also secretly called the widowed sister's phone number

The New Year has passed, and it is only natural to collect foreign debts.

But it's a pity that although the widowed sister said in her words that she was willing to repay the foreign debt, she was on a mission and was still in the Middle East at the moment, tied to a chair, so she had to wait until next time.

So Bank could only casually say "Be careful of people with big beards" and hung up the phone.

First day in New Mexico.

Bank pulled Coulson and Agent Hawkeye into the "Avengers Chat Group".

After exchanging a few more words with Tony, Bank quit the chat group page, dragged Agent Coulson along, and visited the red light district of New Mexico on the pretext of "outing for inspection."

I originally thought that my business trip would be relaxing and enjoyable, with nothing to do.

Just the next night.

Bank, who had just taken hand grenades and rocket launchers to fry fish in the river, was squatting in the open air smoking in his underpants when he heard the alarm bell blaring outside.

Not long after.

I saw a blond man with big breasts, knocked over several agents, jumped straight into the open air, and met Bank face to face.

With a cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth, Bank looked at the busty hammer god in bewilderment and said, "If you want to fight me, I must surrender first."