The beautiful president loves me alone
Chapter 365 Are you sure you can't take it?
"What did you say?" Xu Tian gasped, "You don't want me to pretend to be your nephew's biological father, do you?"
"Smart, I just want you to pretend to be the little devil's father." Yun Shuying looked at Xu Tian expectantly.
Xu Tian looked at the ceiling speechlessly.
How can such a thing be pretended casually?And at his age, if there is a child who is four or five years old, wouldn't it be just an adult...
Thinking of this, he immediately shook his head, trying to get rid of the strange thoughts in his mind.
"This won't work. Didn't you just tell your nephew in the video that I'm not his father? How could he believe you if you changed your words later?"
"Don't worry about this, he is a big kid, in fact, his mind is not yet mature. After he comes over, I will make up a random reason, saying that I want to tell him on his birthday. There is a sense of ceremony, and he will definitely It will be overwhelming.”
Seeing that Xu Tian's reason for refusal was that it was easy to pass through, Yun Shuying's eyes lit up and she felt hopeful.
"Since you say that, it's not impossible for me to pretend..."
Xu Tian thought that he would still need Yun Shuying and the others to save that down-and-out force for him in the future, so it would not be a bad idea to help the other party this favor and let them owe him a favor.
"Mr. Xu, did you really agree?" Yun Shuying grabbed Xu Tian's hand excitedly, "Great, we are saved now!"
Xu Tian pulled out his hand vigorously, he couldn't figure out why Yun Shuying was so afraid of the little boy in the video just now, and not only her, even the black-haired Lolita, the astrologer beside her, seemed to be terrified of the boy. Very jealous.
"By the way, Mr. Xu, there is one more thing. Can you find another mother for our little ancestor?"
Yun Shuying blinked her eyes, thinking that her nephew would definitely ask about his mother's whereabouts, so she simply didn't do anything, and just found two actors.
Xu Tian: "..."
Yun Shuying's words made him realize that he really couldn't easily agree to pretending to be the little guy's father.
Seeing that he didn't answer, Yun Shuying continued: "You just let your girlfriend impersonate. If you don't have a girlfriend yet, then choose one from friends of similar age?"
Xu Tian: "..."
This request is getting more and more outrageous.
Regardless of whether Tang Bingyan would agree to this outrageous impersonation, even if Tang Bingyan agreed, if she was allowed to get along with the little boy in the video just now, she might be out of order in less than a day.
Xu Tian always felt that he accidentally dug a big hole for himself.
"I'm afraid I can't promise you now." After thinking for a moment, Xu Tian made a decision, "I'll contact you after I return to China after this trip."
"Why do you have to wait until you return to China? Can you decide now?" Yun Shuying asked in confusion.
"This is not a trivial matter. You asked me to pretend to be the father of a five-year-old child. I must ask my wife for instructions in advance. Otherwise, I went to a foreign country for a few days and brought back a five-year-old son. You let her how to think?"
"Um……"
Yun Shuying frowned and thought for a moment, and seemed to think that what Xu Tian said made sense.
"That's fine, I'll wait until you go back to make a decision, but you and I have made a reservation first, whether your wife agrees to pretend to be the mother of the child or not, you will accompany me to see my nephew."
"Boss... isn't your decision a bit hasty..." Standing beside Yun Shuying, the astrologer, the black-haired Lolita and others had indescribable expressions on their faces.
You know, this little ancestor of the Yun family is not easy to fool. If he were to know that Yun Shuying had randomly found two people to pretend to be his parents, the consequences would be comparable to the destruction of the earth.
It is estimated that their boss is really in a hurry and confused, to come up with such a bad idea, it is like dying.
"Then you guys made a rash decision." Yun Shuying glared at those people with some dissatisfaction.
The astrologer and the others immediately covered their mouths in a gesture of silence.
Forget it, anyway, the boss made the decision, and they objected to it. Even if the little ancestor knew about it, they wouldn't be able to blame them.
"Okay, let's talk about this later." Xu Tian glanced at the women in front of him lightly, and said seriously: "Let's talk about the task I want to give you first."
"Tell me, why did you call us from Huaxia to Pava this time?" Yun Shuying spoke first.
"Also, each of us will be paid [-] yuan this time, and board, lodging and air tickets are all included, isn't that correct?" The astrologer was still thinking about the issue of compensation, and added another sentence.
"That's right, [-] per person, and I will reimburse you for board, lodging and air tickets." Xu Tian nodded.
"Then how many days do you need to rehearse this time?" The uniform girl had already turned on the calculator on her phone.
1000 yuan per person per day, plus board and lodging reimbursement, if they toured eight times like the last musical, plus half a month of rehearsals, wouldn't they be able to earn 10,000+?
"This time we are not rehearsing a musical, nor are you here as a group performer." Xu Tian looked at the women with golden eyes and shook his head, "I asked you to come this time to make a temporary guest appearance by my side." dark guard."
"Dark guard?" Yun Shuying and the others were taken aback when they heard this.
The astrologer was the first to react, and said, "Is this cameo in a TV series or a movie?"
"No, it's just that I'm going to talk about business recently, and I need you to follow me and protect me."
"Protection?" Yun Shuying raised her eyebrows slightly, grasping the crux of the problem, "That is to say, let us be your bodyguards, right?"
"That's what it means." Xu Tian nodded.
He has been in the Tang family for a long time, because the security inside and outside the Tang family is basically in charge of the hidden guards, so he is also used to being called the dark guards.
"Then the fee of 1000 yuan for this person is not enough." The astrologer frowned and shook her head, "Mr. Xu, you have never inquired about the current market price of bodyguards, let alone experts of our level, even ordinary A bodyguard who knows how to punch and kick can earn three or four thousand a day."
"That's right, let us protect you, but we have to pay more." The black-haired Lolita also said.
However, before Xu Tian could answer, their boss Yun Shuying frowned and said sharply: "What kind of salary increase, have you forgotten my rules?"
As soon as these words came out, the other women immediately fell silent and lowered their heads a little guilty.
Immediately afterwards, Yun Shuying said to Xu Tian: "Mr. Xu, it's not that we think we don't have enough money, but we have a rule that we can't bully others to make money with violence, let alone engage in illegal and criminal activities, so we can't take your part-time job." .”
Xu Tian looked at Yun Shuying speechlessly. He didn't quite understand why being a bodyguard and secret guard became an illegal and criminal activity. Even if they need to take action, it should be self-defense, right?
What's more, the laws of Pava are different from those of Huaxia. In a sense, conflicts between dark forces here are not illegal at all.
"Are you sure you can't take it?" Xu Tian asked again.
"Sure." Yun Shuying replied decisively, and at the same time winked at the women around her.
The astrologer, black-haired Lolita and the others were obviously reluctant, but they had no choice but to reluctantly nod when they saw the menacing eyes of their boss.
"Well then, since you don't want to pick it up, I won't force you." Xu Tian stood up from the sofa after saying that, "You can go back to Huaxia now. I will reimburse you for the air tickets when you come, but you can't go back. I don't care about the travel expenses."
"Smart, I just want you to pretend to be the little devil's father." Yun Shuying looked at Xu Tian expectantly.
Xu Tian looked at the ceiling speechlessly.
How can such a thing be pretended casually?And at his age, if there is a child who is four or five years old, wouldn't it be just an adult...
Thinking of this, he immediately shook his head, trying to get rid of the strange thoughts in his mind.
"This won't work. Didn't you just tell your nephew in the video that I'm not his father? How could he believe you if you changed your words later?"
"Don't worry about this, he is a big kid, in fact, his mind is not yet mature. After he comes over, I will make up a random reason, saying that I want to tell him on his birthday. There is a sense of ceremony, and he will definitely It will be overwhelming.”
Seeing that Xu Tian's reason for refusal was that it was easy to pass through, Yun Shuying's eyes lit up and she felt hopeful.
"Since you say that, it's not impossible for me to pretend..."
Xu Tian thought that he would still need Yun Shuying and the others to save that down-and-out force for him in the future, so it would not be a bad idea to help the other party this favor and let them owe him a favor.
"Mr. Xu, did you really agree?" Yun Shuying grabbed Xu Tian's hand excitedly, "Great, we are saved now!"
Xu Tian pulled out his hand vigorously, he couldn't figure out why Yun Shuying was so afraid of the little boy in the video just now, and not only her, even the black-haired Lolita, the astrologer beside her, seemed to be terrified of the boy. Very jealous.
"By the way, Mr. Xu, there is one more thing. Can you find another mother for our little ancestor?"
Yun Shuying blinked her eyes, thinking that her nephew would definitely ask about his mother's whereabouts, so she simply didn't do anything, and just found two actors.
Xu Tian: "..."
Yun Shuying's words made him realize that he really couldn't easily agree to pretending to be the little guy's father.
Seeing that he didn't answer, Yun Shuying continued: "You just let your girlfriend impersonate. If you don't have a girlfriend yet, then choose one from friends of similar age?"
Xu Tian: "..."
This request is getting more and more outrageous.
Regardless of whether Tang Bingyan would agree to this outrageous impersonation, even if Tang Bingyan agreed, if she was allowed to get along with the little boy in the video just now, she might be out of order in less than a day.
Xu Tian always felt that he accidentally dug a big hole for himself.
"I'm afraid I can't promise you now." After thinking for a moment, Xu Tian made a decision, "I'll contact you after I return to China after this trip."
"Why do you have to wait until you return to China? Can you decide now?" Yun Shuying asked in confusion.
"This is not a trivial matter. You asked me to pretend to be the father of a five-year-old child. I must ask my wife for instructions in advance. Otherwise, I went to a foreign country for a few days and brought back a five-year-old son. You let her how to think?"
"Um……"
Yun Shuying frowned and thought for a moment, and seemed to think that what Xu Tian said made sense.
"That's fine, I'll wait until you go back to make a decision, but you and I have made a reservation first, whether your wife agrees to pretend to be the mother of the child or not, you will accompany me to see my nephew."
"Boss... isn't your decision a bit hasty..." Standing beside Yun Shuying, the astrologer, the black-haired Lolita and others had indescribable expressions on their faces.
You know, this little ancestor of the Yun family is not easy to fool. If he were to know that Yun Shuying had randomly found two people to pretend to be his parents, the consequences would be comparable to the destruction of the earth.
It is estimated that their boss is really in a hurry and confused, to come up with such a bad idea, it is like dying.
"Then you guys made a rash decision." Yun Shuying glared at those people with some dissatisfaction.
The astrologer and the others immediately covered their mouths in a gesture of silence.
Forget it, anyway, the boss made the decision, and they objected to it. Even if the little ancestor knew about it, they wouldn't be able to blame them.
"Okay, let's talk about this later." Xu Tian glanced at the women in front of him lightly, and said seriously: "Let's talk about the task I want to give you first."
"Tell me, why did you call us from Huaxia to Pava this time?" Yun Shuying spoke first.
"Also, each of us will be paid [-] yuan this time, and board, lodging and air tickets are all included, isn't that correct?" The astrologer was still thinking about the issue of compensation, and added another sentence.
"That's right, [-] per person, and I will reimburse you for board, lodging and air tickets." Xu Tian nodded.
"Then how many days do you need to rehearse this time?" The uniform girl had already turned on the calculator on her phone.
1000 yuan per person per day, plus board and lodging reimbursement, if they toured eight times like the last musical, plus half a month of rehearsals, wouldn't they be able to earn 10,000+?
"This time we are not rehearsing a musical, nor are you here as a group performer." Xu Tian looked at the women with golden eyes and shook his head, "I asked you to come this time to make a temporary guest appearance by my side." dark guard."
"Dark guard?" Yun Shuying and the others were taken aback when they heard this.
The astrologer was the first to react, and said, "Is this cameo in a TV series or a movie?"
"No, it's just that I'm going to talk about business recently, and I need you to follow me and protect me."
"Protection?" Yun Shuying raised her eyebrows slightly, grasping the crux of the problem, "That is to say, let us be your bodyguards, right?"
"That's what it means." Xu Tian nodded.
He has been in the Tang family for a long time, because the security inside and outside the Tang family is basically in charge of the hidden guards, so he is also used to being called the dark guards.
"Then the fee of 1000 yuan for this person is not enough." The astrologer frowned and shook her head, "Mr. Xu, you have never inquired about the current market price of bodyguards, let alone experts of our level, even ordinary A bodyguard who knows how to punch and kick can earn three or four thousand a day."
"That's right, let us protect you, but we have to pay more." The black-haired Lolita also said.
However, before Xu Tian could answer, their boss Yun Shuying frowned and said sharply: "What kind of salary increase, have you forgotten my rules?"
As soon as these words came out, the other women immediately fell silent and lowered their heads a little guilty.
Immediately afterwards, Yun Shuying said to Xu Tian: "Mr. Xu, it's not that we think we don't have enough money, but we have a rule that we can't bully others to make money with violence, let alone engage in illegal and criminal activities, so we can't take your part-time job." .”
Xu Tian looked at Yun Shuying speechlessly. He didn't quite understand why being a bodyguard and secret guard became an illegal and criminal activity. Even if they need to take action, it should be self-defense, right?
What's more, the laws of Pava are different from those of Huaxia. In a sense, conflicts between dark forces here are not illegal at all.
"Are you sure you can't take it?" Xu Tian asked again.
"Sure." Yun Shuying replied decisively, and at the same time winked at the women around her.
The astrologer, black-haired Lolita and the others were obviously reluctant, but they had no choice but to reluctantly nod when they saw the menacing eyes of their boss.
"Well then, since you don't want to pick it up, I won't force you." Xu Tian stood up from the sofa after saying that, "You can go back to Huaxia now. I will reimburse you for the air tickets when you come, but you can't go back. I don't care about the travel expenses."
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