[One Piece] Exquisite alone

Even if Nami said that Alabasta was coming soon, it was just an optimistic idea that the journey was halfway through. The Straw Hats are still sailing on the sea.

Xia Lan put down the double sofa at the bow, blowing the soft sea breeze under the sun umbrella, lazily closing her eyes and doing her daily tasks in her mind.

The second floor of Merry

Nami unfolded the map in her hand, "That's right, this ship is now heading towards Alabasta."

Looking ahead of the ship, Vivi thought of her father, the king of Alabasta, in a trance.

I'm going back soon.

"Luffy, stop lying! Tell me everything you know!"

Sanji's serious voice sounded from below, and the two looked down curiously. Except for Zoro who was fast asleep, the severe interrogation was still going on on the deck.

"I didn't lie to you! Really, really, I really don't know anything!" Lu Fei sat cross-legged on the ground, dripping with cold sweat, and said with erratic eyes.

"Why do you look away? Look into my eyes!" Sanji stared at Luffy who was looking left and right with an unkind expression, "I ask you, I distributed the food just enough to reach Alabasta smoothly, but eight Why did the food for one person disappear overnight?"

"Even if you say that, I don't know anything..." Lu Fei tilted his head and didn't look at the chef.

Sanji pinched Luffy's face, and said in a heavy tone, "Stop making unnecessary resistance, you are a person who is not good at hiding your thoughts!"

The only response to him was Luffy's hiccup. Sanji was silent for a while, then pointed at the corner of Luffy's mouth in surprise, "Hey, what's on your mouth?"

"Oops, is there any residue that hasn't been wiped off!?" Luffy quickly stretched out his hand to cover his mouth.

Typical self-promotion.

boom!

"Sure enough, you bastard stole it!!"

Sanji kicked the idiot captain away angrily, turned his head and said to the navigator in charge with red eyes, "Miss Nami, you see, this kid is too much, the big mousetrap is no longer working, give me I'll buy a lockable refrigerator!"

"Yeah, I'll think about it seriously, it's a matter of life and death!" If you can sell that pink diamond, a refrigerator is no problem.

"Miss Nami is so understanding, I like Miss Nami the most~~"

One person, one reindeer, and one duck sat on the side of the boat with their backs to everyone, fishing in a serious manner, but in fact each mouth was bulging, and it was full of food.

Thanks to their loyal captain Luffy, thank him for attracting all the firepower of the chef.

"...We have to catch fish, for Sanji!" After finally swallowing the food in his mouth, Usopp began to flatter the chef.

Karoo Duck: "Gah——"

"..." Chopper swallowed and swallowed hard, and it was the first time he did something bad under the nose of a person. This feeling made the simple reindeer feel very guilty.

The chef with keen intuition came over, "Can you catch it?"

The hairs of the three people and creatures sitting in a row stood up, and they replied with a smile, "Yes, yes."

After listening to the group of people with frowning eyebrows, the chef pretended to be innocent, and gently and vigorously hit the heads of the three disobedient idiots.

Regardless of the three... oh no, four idiots who fell on the ground, Sanji patted the dust that didn't exist on his hands, "Really, don't let your guard down at all!"

After being repaired, Luffy and Usopp each held a fishing rod and fished seriously with a hungry stomach.

Gollum-

"...Ah, I'm so hungry, I can't catch any fish at all!"

Usopp complained: "Luffy, it's not because you ate all the bait that you can't catch it! Without the bait, you can't catch the fish you could have caught!!"

"Didn't you eat it too?"

Suddenly guilty: "I... just ate the bait box lid."

Luffy: "That's right! Where's Xia Lan? Doesn't she know how to do magic?"

Usopp: "That's right, but isn't Xia Lan doing business?"

Is it a business to sleep with the wind blowing?Usopp doesn't understand.

Luffy thought for a while: "Then let's wait a little longer."

Weiwei walked over, stuck behind them and asked with a smile: "Lu Fei-san, Usopsang, what did you catch..."

ga-

A shrill scream sounded, and Weiwei looked away from the two of them. The one who was used as bait turned out to be the running duck—Karoo.

"Karoo! Don't!!"

Luffy leaned over and asked idiotically, "Can you catch a shark or something?"

Usopp: "I want to catch sea kings."

"You two, what are you doing to Kalu!?" Weiwei's face turned black, her violent cells were secreted, and when she squeezed her hands hard, her two heads collided and fell to the ground.

With a sigh of relief, Weiwei saw a white-green fog appearing directly in front of the boat before rescuing Karu who was tied to the fishing rod.

what is that?

Usopp struggled to sit up: "What is that?"

Luffy's eyes were dull: "Is it cotton candy?"

Weiwei: "I'll call Nami." After speaking, she hurriedly turned and ran towards the second floor. "Nami, come out quickly, it's not good."

The navigator came out in a panic, but he was not in a hurry when he saw the fog, "It's okay, nothing will happen, it's just water vapor."

"Water vapor at sea?"

"That's right." Nami pointed to the foggy place, "There should be submarine volcanoes there. There are actually many more volcanoes on the seabed than on land."

"Anything is fine, anyway, I can't eat it." Lu Fei didn't look back if he lacked interest.

"Just like this, after thousands of tens of thousands of continuous eruptions, a new island will be formed here."

"You are awesome, Miss Nami~~"

Lu Fei whispered: "Tens of thousands of years, can I live to that time?"

Usopp also whispered, "You would have died by then, as a human being."

"Did you catch anything?" Sanji walked behind the two thoughtful people.

Luffy: "Sanji, I'm hungry, let's make something to eat."

"I really can't help you," the blond chef sighed, and opened the door of the warehouse. "I'll go to the warehouse and check to see if there is anything left."

Just like that, the boat sailed straight into the white-green thick fog. Although it was non-toxic, the choking fog made Xia Lan wake up from her doze.

There was a green mist all around, and I couldn't see anything, "Where is this place... Cough cough, Luffy? Nami? Cough cough, are you there?"

A familiar voice came from somewhere, "Xia Lan, don't worry, this is just an ordinary thick fog."

fog?

She thought for a while, controlled a gust of wind with both hands, and with a strong wave, the fog in front of her was blown away, and a wind shield was made to block the invasion of the dense fog, and the whole ship became clearly visible.

"Wow!"

Luffy and Usopp stared dumbfounded at the person hanging on Karoo?Shemale?What's this?

"Ga—" Karu looked at the person on his body with tears in his eyes.

"Oops!" The ballet dancer (?) with many swan decorations on his body exclaimed, "Why is he flying in the sky holding a spot-billed duck that he met for the first time?"

...People?With such heavy makeup, this person can't be a ladyboy, can he?

Xia Lan leaned against the rail of the boat, poking her chin with great interest.

This is a transvestite who only hears about her name but doesn't see her person!

Luffy had a weird face, and talked to Usopp in a very low voice, "Is he human?"

Usopp's suspicious expression on life: "I don't know."

"Huh?!" The person who looked like the reincarnation of a swan spirit accidentally fell into the sea without being able to hold Karu.

After the crisp sound of entering the water, the two of them stared at the transvestite struggling on the surface of the sea in a daze.

"Help! Please! I'm a landlubber!!"

After thumping twice, the whole person sank.

"...!" Luffy was startled as if he had just woken up from a dream, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the hand that entered the sea, and his whole body became limp.

"I have no strength."

... Have you forgotten that you are a landlubber again?

Usopp grabbed Luffy's outstretched hand, and with the help of Xia Lan, rescued the shemale.

The straw hat gang stood in a row and looked at the ladyboy who was rescued by them and was covered in sea water.

"I thought I was going to die!" Patting his chest with lingering fear, Feng Klein thanked the group of strange pirates in front of him: "I'm so sorry that I was killed by unknown pirates. Save me, I will never forget your great kindness and virtue!"

"Also, can I have a bowl of hot soup?"

A group of people stared angrily and shouted: "No!"

Sauron: "We're still hungry!"

Xia Lan: ...Haven't seen you for a long time, did something happen?What is the operation of being hungry?

Wei Wei, who always felt that this person looked familiar, stared at him without blinking, causing Feng Kley to raise his head and wink: "You... so cute! I like you just like that."

After receiving a hot-eyed blown kiss, Weiwei's tense heart relaxes instead, it's just a strange person she met by chance.

Luffy: "You can't swim, can you?"

The shemale twisted her upper body: "Exactly, because I ate a devil fruit."

Usopp: "What kind of fruit?"

"Well..." The ladyboy stood up, he looked much taller than everyone else, "Since it's useless to rush before picking up my boat, I'll put on a sideshow for you guys."

As soon as he finished speaking, he looked at the excited Luffy, and stretched his palm forward vigorously.

"This is, my ability!"

Boom!

Luffy was sent flying by his palm.

The people on the boat who were laughing together just now fell silent for an instant, Xia Lan secretly controlled the wind blade to aim at the transgressive, to prevent him from making any changes.

Sauron drew out his two knives and pointed at the enemy vigilantly: "What are you doing!?"

"Wait, wait, wait!" The ladyboy waved his hands to show that he was innocent, and his voice became very familiar, "Didn't I say it was a sideshow?"

Putting down his hands waving in front of his face, the ladyboy showed a face that was no different from that of Luffy: "I'm not joking!"

Everyone: "...!!"

"This is me?" Lu Fei jumped up with both hands, looking in shock at the person who was exactly the same as him except for the clothes.

"Are you scared? Are you scared!" The ladyboy laughed triumphantly, "Just touch it with your left hand..."

He reached out and touched his face, "Look, it's back to normal, this is the ability of the imitation fruit I ate!"

"The voice also..."

"Even the physique has become exactly the same!" Nami and Usopp exclaimed.

Luffy's shocked face: "Okay, that's amazing!"

The ladyboy lightly patted the cheeks of Xia Lan, Usopp, Nami, Chopper, and Zoro with his right hand, walked aside and explained, "Actually, I didn't need to hit you just now."

... so frank.

"Hey, look!"

The shemale kept touching her cheek with her right hand, and she instantly turned into Xia Lan, Usopp once, Chopper again, and Zoro again.

"As long as you touch your face with this right hand, it's like this, anyone can imitate it!"

In the end, he used Nami's face to lift off his coat and clothes, "The body is fine too~"

The sudden benefits made Usopp, Luffy and Chopper's eyes widen.

In other words, Usopp can still understand it like this, but Luffy and Chopper are just... Chopper, you are still a child.

Boom!

He was knocked to the ground by Nami's fist, his face flushed with anger: "Stop!"

……so boring.

Seeing the group of bastards happily playing together, Xia Lan couldn't complain, and she couldn't see the nympho cook around and asked, "Nami, where's Sanji?"

"Sanji is cooking in the kitchen. Luffy said he was hungry. Really, it's because he ate all the food last night!"

"Is there no food?"

"Yeah, we might go to Alabasta on an empty stomach." Having said this, Nami was depressed to death.

"Why didn't you find me? I collected most of the meat in the small garden before, didn't I?"

Nami: "Can I still eat it? It's been half a month."

"Of course, I put it in the refrigerator, so it won't break." Xia Lan waved her hand and wanted to go to the kitchen to find a chef to cook. Sanji's meal is the best.