Pirate Catcher in the Rye

"Tell me, is it possible that even if I do bad things, people still think I am a good person."

Hawkins touched his chin and found that there seemed to be no need to be secretive at all.

Fighting pirates is a proper achievement. How come you are considered a black man by the revolutionary army when you are here?

If the Revolutionary Army and him are compared to two celebrities with a certain amount of traffic, then it is obvious that he has more fans now, and there are also many crazy fans.

Revolution is just an [-]th-tier actor who secretly grabs traffic. He is here to gain traffic.

As long as they are defeated at the beginning, the revolutionary army will never become a force.

"How is that possible? You are a hero and can't do bad things!"

Tanya suspected that Hawkins was so angry that he couldn't understand the basic principles of the sea.

Heroes are perfect!

"You do not understand."

"Tsk, tsk, compared to my propaganda, they are even less interested. One by one, I want to make the revolutionary army a street rat that everyone shouts to beat."

"Look, starting from tomorrow, the wind direction will change!"

Afterwards, Hawkins gave some instructions to several cadres and walked out laughing.

……

the next day,

Alderney was as lively as ever, but unlike before, everyone was discussing something with great interest.

"Let me tell you a secret quietly. Under the leadership of Mr. Hawkins, the Guardians of Light have killed more than thirty pirate groups in the past few years!"

"Ah, there is such a thing?"

"Of course, it is said that once when a vicious pirate group massacred a village, Mr. Hawkins was so angry that he sold them all to a human auction house."

"Ah, this is also..."

Snapped!

The person next to him slapped him hard.

"Bah! You white-eyed wolf, this is the real hero. Those are pirates who burn, kill, loot, and do all kinds of evil. They should be allowed to reap the consequences."

"Yes, it sold well. I didn't expect Hawkins to hate evil as much as we do. It is indeed the glory of Alderney. I am really touched."

……

"Have you heard? When the Stoker family colluded with pirates, Sir Hawkins went to rescue them regardless of past suspicions. Unexpectedly, he encountered the revolutionary army pretending to be pirates and lost two thousand guards."

"so…"

"Yes, the Stoker family has long been colluding with the Revolutionary Army and wants to seize the Basil family's property!"

"No, but I heard that the revolutionary army..."

The man was a little skeptical. In his impression, the Revolutionary Army was still very good, and someone had persuaded him to join it a few days ago.

Seeing his unbelieving look, his companion suddenly became angry.

"The revolutionary army doesn't care if you want money to rebel. They don't care if you are a good person or not. If you have breasts, you are a mother. That's what they are talking about!"

"But…"

"Stop being pretentious and tell the truth. It's better now than before."

"Of course it's better now."

"That's right. The reason why it is good now is because of Mr. Hawkins. The reason why it was not good before is because the Stoker family and the Revolutionary Army worked together."

"It seems to make sense!"

……

"Wow, it turns out that Mr. Hawkins has done so many good things silently. If someone hadn't accidentally seen his diary, no one would have discovered it."

"Uuu~ Sir Hawkins, we will always follow you!"

"Low-key, you know, low-key, strict with oneself and lenient with others, that's what Mr. Hawkins is like, alas!"

……

"It's so scary to exchange children and eat them!"

"It turns out that people in other places are living so badly. So, in the entire North Sea, we are the only one living the best life in Alderney?"

"Of course, do you know what GDP is? Our GDP on Alderney is the highest in the North Sea!"

I saw the man saying with a confident face, although he didn't understand it very well, but it was the No. 1 in the entire Beihai.

That's it for the cow!

"Well, it would be great if Lord Hawkins could become the king. I have several relatives on the main island of the Kingdom of Lubnir. Several of them were killed by pirates before. The last one also died of starvation last month. It’s life!”

"Sorry!"

……

Bang!

I saw a man become so angry that he smashed the table in front of him with his palm.

"What a shameless revolutionary soldier. If I see people from the revolutionary army in the future, I must teach them a lesson and vent my anger on Mr. Hawkins."

"Who says otherwise? The Revolutionary Army saw that the civilians in Alderney were living well and no one joined them, so they sent threatening letters to Mr. Hawkins to threaten him."

"They clearly know that Mr. Hawkins is powerless, and he is still a 16-year-old child..."

"It's too much. It's too much. I won't join the Revolutionary Army. If you have the ability, come to us. The Revolutionary Army is going too far!"

……

manor,

Hawkins looked through the letters of information sent from his subordinates and smiled from ear to ear.

Originally, he was simply fighting back against the revolutionary army to prevent them from further penetrating his territory.

Unexpectedly, due to a strange combination of circumstances, the calls for him to be the king are now getting louder and louder.

There are even crazy fans calling on Hawkins to liberate the entire North Sea so that everyone can live a good life!

Fortunately, he had racked his brains before, trying to find a legitimate excuse to attack the Kingdom of Lubnir.

Now it seems that it is completely unnecessary!

"Boss Hawkins, this?!!"

Tanya felt like she was in a dream. Yesterday she suspected that Hawkins was crazy, but today, she felt that everyone was crazy.

Human trafficking, which is completely black material, has turned into a feat that everyone praises.

And if they sell people again in the future, even if they are not pirates, no one will believe it, no matter what!

As for Hawkins colluding with the pirates?

If she went out and said that now, she would probably be beaten to death immediately. There have been several bloody examples.

Those who colluded with the pirates were the insidious and cunning Stoker family and the despicable revolutionary army. It had nothing to do with Mr. Hawkins.

If you say that, you must be a relative of the Stoker family, or an undercover agent of the Revolutionary Army. He will be dragged out and beaten to death with sticks!

"Fortunately, I usually have the habit of writing a diary, otherwise I would really not be able to remember that I have done so many good things."

"What a habit!"

"To persist, it is best to let the whole Beihai, nay, the whole world know about it inadvertently!"

Hawkins couldn't help but patted his chest and praised his wit.

As for why you keep a diary?

It was originally meant to be used to brag when he reached the top of the world later, but he didn't expect to use it in advance and play such a big role.

"Boss Hawkins, is the content in the diary true?" Baker touched the back of his head in confusion.

Obviously they go out to sea together every time, and Boss Hawkins is always on the boat, so why is he the only one encountered!

Others also looked at Hawkins with strange expressions. Unlike Baker, they did not doubt the authenticity of the diary, but simply did not believe it.

They just didn't expect that Hawkins would be so shameless. The entire diary seemed to be a biography praising himself, and there was not a single word of truth in the entire diary.

Compared with Hawkins, 'Lotterer' Rolando is nothing!