Douluo Continuing The Seven Shrek Monsters' Road to Godhood

"Of course, I will take action myself, how can it be easy!"

The two people's confused words were full of puns, and of course everyone couldn't catch it.

Dai Mubai walked forward and said: "Xiaosan, let's talk about the process! What is it like to quickly improve your strength? How does it feel? We will also be prepared in advance when we improve in the future, right?"

"Uh..." Tang San stood up, choking for a moment. After a moment, he made an outline and said: "My limbs are extremely relaxed, as if my soul is wandering beyond the sky. My body is light and airy. Even if I stop breathing, I don't feel uncomfortable. Countless magical powers are practiced in the twelve main meridians and eight extraordinary meridians, and all three parts of the body are One hundred and ninety-seven acupuncture points seem to have no hindrance. I feel like dying, ah... it's so wonderful!" Of course Tang San didn't dare to tell the truth, there was no experience at all, he was lying down the whole time A salted fish on the chopping board, ready to be slaughtered and arranged properly, okay? But he wouldn't say it, especially since Xiao Wu was still there?

Speaking of this, Tang San recalled the scenes at the death scene.

"So what if the body dies and the soul disappears? The name will be remembered forever in history." At that time, Tang San looked almost extremely tragic, and used his last bit of strength to shout out this unrhymed sentence.

After sweating like rain with Xiaowu before, the red lip marks on my neck were not cleaned off, and it was not such a social death when my brother found out!

At this time, Dai Mubai listened to Tang San's description of the ecstasy when his cultivation level increased, and he was filled with yearning. Could it be compared to Zhuqing's ups and downs, the rhythm of war, but because he acted too hastily and lacked stamina, he charged up a strike in advance, making it difficult to control the energy pouring out?

Then he enters the state of the Great Sage: no self, no one, no sentient beings...the state of the great sage is calm and peaceful.

Thinking of this, Dai Mubai squinted his eyes and imagined, sighing: "Why don't you want me to fight Xie Yue?"

Oscar was also an old pervert, and he immediately caught Dai Mubai's strange expression. After a while, I understood something incredible. I didn’t expect, I didn’t expect that the improvement in strength would be so refreshing! It was almost time to finish the matter with Xie Yue and go to World Tree to experience the feelings. Then, his thoughts returned to normal and he said to Tang San: "Xiao San! Is there no impact? Is there any harm to future cultivation?"

This was an exciting point for Tang San. Tang San smiled and said: "It won't have any impact. On the contrary, my cultivation will be much smoother. Zou Qi expanded my meridians by another circle."

"That's good!" Oscar nodded with relief, "It's best if it doesn't affect you. Mistress! Don't lie to us."

Can I not lie? It’s impossible not to lie! The real situation is that both the soul and the soul are destroyed... Tang San waved his hands and prevaricated: "I don't dare, I don't dare, how can I dare!"

"Third brother! You look a bit more majestic with your short hair. I think this is good. Let it grow longer slowly!" Ma Hongjun also walked over at this time, looking at Tang San with his head.

"I think so too!" Ning Rongrong said delicately.

Zhu Zhuqingrou Judao: "Maybe it's the previous style. After looking at it for a long time, the style suddenly changed, which is eye-catching." It used to be long hair, but it was cut into short hair during the Dark Three Stars. Now it is a short haircut, which really gives people a brand new look. . I look forward to looking stunning when I have long hair again in the future!

Bai Chenxiang had a graceful figure and walked up from behind everyone, nodding and whispering: "What Sister Zhuqing said is, when Fatty was fat before, I didn't think Fatty had any special characteristics. After absorbing the Ten Heads of Fiery Yang Snake Neidan, he suddenly became The moment I lost weight, I actually thought he was handsome..."

Ma Hongjun couldn't wait any longer after hearing Bai Chenxiang's confession! I couldn't help but feel so happy before she could finish speaking. He raised his head and chest, and said confidently: "Of course, I remember when I was fighting fat and almost died. And my appearance is very durable."

"Absurd feeling!" Bai Chenxiang glanced at him sideways and said teasingly: "Ah! You are so ordinary, yet so confident. Now I have long been tired of seeing you. Look at your pretentiousness. There is no need to be like this."

"Uh... Xiangxiang!" Ma Hongjun was shot again for no reason, and his heart hurt. Every word was like a sharp knife piercing the heart, so sudden.

Everyone laughed admiringly, and Oscar was even more happy to see Ma Hongjun defeated, "Damn fat man! Brother, I advise you not to be too confident."

"Big sausage, you dare to laugh at me, are you worthy?"

"Ouch! You're still in high spirits. Brother, I'm not worthy of mocking you. Ouch! Look at what you can do. You were just drunk and got stung. Eat more peanuts and sober up. one time."

"Oh? Big sausage, let me ask you a question. If you can answer it, it proves that you are qualified to criticize me. If you can't answer it, hehe... take care of yourself."

Everyone knew that Ma Hongjun was going to be sinister again, setting a trap for Oscar and taking advantage. At this time, Oscar had already been angered by Ma Hongjun, and it was certain that he would fall into the trap.

Qian Renxue thought to herself: "This fat man looks so stupid, he is very perineal! Fortunately, there are other seven monsters watching him, otherwise, I am afraid he will go astray."

Hu Liena also thought silently in her heart: "This big sausage has been fooled and he doesn't know it. He may count the money to the fat man later."

Oscar's face was full of smiles, and he joked: "If you have any questions, hurry up."

"Shit! Hey, I really don't want to talk anymore, I'm just playing! I'm just asking you if you're angry?"

"Damn! Fatty, you're not farting, please open your mouth."

They even rushed to get into the suit.

"Humph! I told you!" Ma Hongjun pondered for a moment, "A couple, the husband's surname was Zhou, and the wife's surname was Xia, gave birth to seven children at one time, named Monday to Sunday, and then gave birth to another one. What was the name of this child? Ma Hongjun put on a mocking expression that said, "I'm sorry you can't answer even if you dig out your brains to dissipate heat." "If you don't answer correctly, you will be punished by a hundred altars of gods being drunk, and you will be repaid in full what you owed before."

"You! Okay, okay, you're so fat, you want to trick me again, so I won't fucking answer you!"

Pretty smart.

"Hey! Now I'm giving up. The big sausage is giving up. The great God of Cookery has gone back on his word and violated the bet! The world is going downhill. God also lied to a humble mortal like me. My heart hurts. Ah... it hurts so much. Heart." Ma Hongjun shouted angrily.

"Shout, shout! Brother, I am thick-skinned, even Buddha's Angry Tang Lian can stop him."

Tang San looked at the two brothers who were quarreling. Normally he should have stopped it, but now he was still in the state of social death, unable to extricate himself, and turned a deaf ear to everything. In Zou Qi's words, it is: You can't hear other people's conversations on the underworld channel.

Xiao Wuhao held Tang San's arm and leaned her head on Tang San's shoulder. Her charming little face was full of happiness, and her eyes were looking directly at Oscar and Ma Hongjun, a pair of quarrelsome friends.

The Snow Emperor and the Ice Emperor were speechless when they saw their uncles quarreling at the same level. Why bother? Everything is of high quality, only quarrels are of low quality.

"Oh! Big sausage! You don't even dare to answer such a simple question. What can you say about you? You are so stupid and boring. You don't even have the courage. If you answer correctly, I will buy you the best in the world. The gods are drunk."

Ma Hongjun started fishing and luring.

Hearing this, Oscar's eyes turned sharp, "Who says I don't dare? Brother, I'm smarter than you."

"Then say it quickly, don't push it, it's useless!"

"Let me think about it." Oscar started walking back and forth on the sea level, his brain running at high speed. After a long time, he said: "Call it Zhou Ba or Xia Yi."

Ah... everyone is already praying for Oscar again.

"Hey... it's wrong. It's very wrong. I really feel sorry for you. I'll give you another chance."

"Huh!" Oscar snorted coldly and glared at Ma Hongjun. He regretted it. Ma Hongjun once again trapped him in a trap.

Dai Mubai wiped his nose and said, "Xiao Ao, you are jumping into hell even though you know it! This is a suffocating operation."

Ning Rongrong also had a face full of hatred for his lack of ambition and anger for his failure to fight. I sighed in my heart: "Just do it for yourself!"

At this time, Oscar held his forehead and thought hard. Si Xu, breaking the jar and smashing it, he was at the end of his skills and said: "My name is Zhou Tian!"

"Damn! Your brain is useless if I give you a chance! It's not me, Ma Hongjun, who won't sell you this face. You can't blame me, big sausage!" Ma Hongjun's head is covered with black lines. Are you a joke invited by the monkey? ? Ma Hongjun frankly announced the answer: "It can't be that simple! You can call it whatever you want!"

"F*ck! Damn fat man, how can you get such an answer when you put your mother's fart on me? You are teasing me on purpose, aren't you?"

"How dare I? It's you who are stupid. Two hundred immortals are drunk and you have memorized it!" Then Ma Hongjun looked at Dai Mubai and the others, "Everyone, please testify! Boss Dai, you have a big role to play, so you have to give me a sentence." result."

Dai Mubai smiled, "Xiao Ao owes you Fatty two hundred altars of immortal drunkenness. Are you satisfied?"

"Uh..." Oscar felt like the room was collapsing, "Boss Dai, are you just going to agree to Fatty like this?" Then he asked Tang San: "Xiao San, you judge."

Tang San spread his hands, expressing that he was helpless.

Zou Qi smiled at this time and said: "Finally the quarrel between you two is over!"

Like a dying man, Oscar grasped the last straw and said anxiously: "Brother Qi, please comment, how can there be such an answer? How can I guess it! Isn't this deliberately trying to trick me?"

If not, who would you cheat? Who told you to have someone who is the best in the world? The fat man is a foodie. The common man is not guilty, but he is guilty of having a jade... Zou Qi nodded and responded: "It is indeed a bit hasty, fat man, why don't you ask another question?"

Ma Hongjun refused to give in. "I've already given him a chance, but he doesn't live up to his expectations! What can I do? Even if I ask him another question, he won't be able to answer."

Oscar got angry again, "How can you be sure that I can't answer it?"

Ma Hongjun rolled his eyes, not even wanting to look at him, "Dogs bark, ducks quack, how can a chicken crow?"

It was too easy, Oscar exclaimed: "Grrrr or oooh!"

"Wrong! Stupid! It's: Uncle, come and play!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

"Are you looking for death?" Oscar said with a sullen face and a threatening tone. What you can see is Ma Hongjun looking like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water. He could only look at Zou Qi for help.

Zou Qi looked at Oscar affectionately, showing pity, and shook his head, helpless and helpless.

Oscar looked at Ning Rongrong pleadingly, but what greeted him was Ning Rongrong with her forehead raised and eyes closed.

Looking at Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing and Bai Chenxiang, only the three women pouted.

Looking at Qian Renxue and Hu Liena, are they really the two women blocking their sight with the backs of their hands? Don't look at me, there's nothing we can do.

Os looked up to the sky and sighed, his face was covered with scars, his heart was broken, and he could only lick his wounds.

……

Long, longer than a night without Ning Rongrong's comfort.

Dai Mubai coughed and said seriously: "Xiaosan has finished improving his strength, and you two have finished quarreling. It's time to go, right? The Fire God Dragon shouted and returned to Douluo Continent. I really need to practice hard for a few days, I'm so tired!" Mubai looked at the place where the water and the sky met in the distance and took a deep breath.

Tang San also recovered from the social death state, "Yes! Go back and rest for three days. Fatty, didn't you say you wanted to treat us to dinner? Go and cash in. After resting, we will go to the God Realm for the ninth test. Seven of us The day for all the monsters to become gods has finally come..." Tang San also looked into the distance, his heart filled with emotion.