[Douluo/Sword Three] Tang Paper Umbrella

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Tang Yunyu "It turned out to be a long-awaited dream."

They all said that I was the favorite of the gods.

From the moment I was born, I was the God of Fire.

It is not that there are no born gods in the divine world, but I know that I am the most special one.

My father is a human god, a dual god, the god of the sea and the god of Shura.

And by killing gods and becoming a god, my mother transcended the limitations of her original godhead.

I am their blood.

I think I am very happy.

Maybe when I was young, I would still wonder, why does it seem like I don’t have a mother even though I clearly have one? Why wouldn't my mother ruffle my hair and leave a sweet kiss on my cheek like those aunts did?

She always lay quietly in the dormitory of Poseidon Temple, never opening her beautiful eyes.

But I still like to disobey my father's orders when he is away at work, sneak into the bedroom, and sleep in my mother's cold arms, just like she holds me.

I feel that my mother must be the most gentle person in the world.

But later I discovered that I was young and naive, unaware of the dangers of the world and the fickle nature of people's hearts.

If someone in the God Realm voted for the most unreliable parents, I would definitely vote for her and her father.

It's a pity that God's descendants are in a difficult situation. I have only one child for many years, so it is naturally impossible to cast such a vote.

But I was so naive back then.

My uncle told me that my mother would prefer me to call my father "Aye" and call her "Aniang", which are the traditional names in her hometown.

Okay, I nodded obediently. Although I didn’t understand why my father was promoted for no reason, and I was a little worried that he would be beaten by his grandfather, I decisively changed my mind.

——There is no intention of revenge.

——Although grandpa didn't beat him in the end.

From then on, I had an extra teacher, because my mother felt that the title "Aniang" called her old.

Me: ...that’s good.

After drinking a bowl of tonic made from various kinds of grass jelly, I came to the conference room (actually a palace) to pick Aye up after get off work.

I held the fruit and sat on the steps in front of the palace to eat it. I didn't forget to adjust the hem of my skirt to prevent it from being exposed. The colored glaze accessories decorating my braid made a "ding-dong" sound with my movements.

Yes, you read that right, it’s the “skirt”. Ever since my grandma (I only call "Master" in front of my grandma) started to teach me how to practice martial arts to improve my physical fitness, my figure has gradually lost weight from the original chubby figure, and it has also caused a group of uncles and aunts to feel distressed and send me gifts every day. I'm delicious.

Oh, this is so embarrassing, but the elders gave it to me and I couldn’t refuse it, so I had to accept it all. At the same time, in order not to let their kindness go to waste, I ate all the delicious food.

Hiccup~

A little supportive.

After losing weight, my facial features became more three-dimensional, and then my mother-in-law discovered that I simply matched her aesthetics. She was very happy and brought back a bunch of little dresses the next day, and she and a group of my beautiful aunts began to persecute me tirelessly.

So I went further and further down the road of women's clothing, never to return, and eventually grew into the number one women's clothing boss in God's world.

But in fact, I don’t object to women’s clothing. After all, grandma will be very happy at that time.

Of course, under normal circumstances, the young man's dress is very normal and manly.

Ahem, the topic has gone too far.

Although my childhood was happy, I still had regrets. If God closes a door, he will open a window for you, but windows are never as smooth as doors.

I've been taking pills for as long as I can remember. Even though I have extremely high talent in cultivation, I was born weak, which is why Aye didn't let me practice martial arts since I was a child.

To make matters worse, when I was four years old, my martial spirit naturally awakened. It's the twin martial spirits, the holy fire that allowed me to inherit the divine throne and... the Clear Sky Hammer.

According to the rules of martial spirit inheritance, if the martial spirits of both parents are top-grade martial arts, then their offspring are likely to inherit the martial spirits of two people at the same time - for example, my Aye's Blue Silver Emperor and Haotian Hammer.

The Holy Fire, Clear Sky Hammer and Blue Silver Emperor are all top-grade martial spirits.

But since the Blue Silver Emperor is afraid of fire, his fire is the effect of eating fairy grass, so I only inherited the Holy Fire and the Clear Sky Hammer. And due to the special nature of the holy fire, it was originally a fire given to grandma by my uncle, but it was transferred into my body during my pregnancy, so it has no reference value.

In fact, in the final analysis, my real martial spirit is nothing more than the Clear Sky Hammer, but I cannot cultivate it.

That's not accurate either.

Practicing the Clear Sky Hammer requires strong physical fitness, but I urinate like a medicine jar. If I practice it, the load that exceeds my endurance will only make my body more dilapidated.

But I was born with a lot of soul power, and I was born with a divine ring. I don't want to waste my talent.

Grandma asked me if I had any goals or dreams.

I answered, I want to defeat Aye and get the upper hand myself.

I want to prove myself.

The sympathy and regretful eyes of the gods linger on me, but I am no worse than others. It can even be said that I am a genius, and geniuses are never willing to be mediocre.

So grandma laughed.

She said: "Haotian Hammer, your grandfather will definitely not agree to your practice, but if you really want to, I have a solution for you, Aye."

Aniang broke down the possible consequences of doing this to me, and then let me choose. She told me that once I made a decision, I would never regret it.

If I choose to give up the Clear Sky Hammer, then she will help me destroy this martial spirit to prevent it from causing continued burden on my body. If I choose to practice the Clear Sky Hammer, then I am racing against life. If I win, everyone will be happy. If I lose, I will be dragged down by the Clear Sky Hammer and my life will be exhausted.

Who would have thought that a child less than five years old would have to face the first, and possibly the last, life-and-death decision in his life.

The gods said that Aniang was fooling around and that she was joking with my life. I even heard some unpleasant remarks, saying that she had never really experienced the process of giving birth to me and just didn’t know how to feel sorry for me.

They all think that I am a child who cannot understand, and they don’t shy away from talking about these things occasionally.

I know that because of A-Niang’s deviant ways, some people criticize her and are even afraid of her.

Aye also showed a look of disapproval.

I am so young that even if I am a genius, I still do not have a deep understanding of issues like life and death.

So that night, my mother-in-law gave me a little yellow chicken, a small ball of fluffy, chirping in my hand.

I raised it for four months and the chick grew up.

My mother-in-law said to me, kill it.

Kill it and I will have chicken to eat today.

This was the first time I faced the passing of life.

Four months was enough time for me to develop a relationship with the chicken. I cried and shouted not to kill it. I didn’t have to eat the chicken, but my mother-in-law still cut the chick’s throat.

It didn't die immediately, and could even run and jump with its head tilted and flapping its wings, blood dripping all the way.

But as the blood drained away, the chick died.

I suddenly felt fear. It turns out that death is such a terrible thing.

I didn’t eat even a bite of the chicken that night, and it all went into my grandma’s stomach.

I'm so sad, I feel betrayed.

The next morning she woke me up and asked me my choice.

"If you fail to practice the Clear Sky Hammer, you will die, just like that chicken. It will be slow, painful, and ugly."

This is a warning.

"If you stimulate the raccoon slave like this, he will be afraid." Aye said to Aniang.

"This is his life, of course he makes his own decision." Aniang replied, "What we can do is to let him understand the risks behind each choice and the possible consequences of making a choice."

I'm really scared.

To be honest, the person I fear most is not Aye, but Aniang.

Grandma didn’t force me to tell her the answer right away. She gave me three days to think about it carefully.

Of course, you can’t stop practicing martial arts while thinking.

I thought about it for two days, then skipped class and ran to find Uncle Zi. He heard me complain about my grandma’s harshness, and he, who had always been at odds with her, didn’t stand by me for the first time.

I watched the power of destruction explode into bright fireworks at his fingertips, and heard his cold voice confirming my mother's good intentions for me, and I made a decision in my heart.

I choose to practice the Clear Sky Hammer.

I want to become strong.

I won't give up the opportunity to replace Aye easily.

I told my mother-in-law what I thought, and she beat me up because I skipped class.

As a group favorite, I have the most powerful teachers, and all the gods can be my teachers.

Aniang taught me martial arts and how to behave; Aye taught me blacksmithing and pharmacology. Blacksmithing laid the foundation for me to learn the random cloak hammering method, and pharmacology allowed me to better understand my physical condition. However, my Clear Sky Hammer's cultivation path is more inclined to my grandfather's violent and violent path.

The former God of Fire helped me understand my divine nature. As for the Holy Fire and Mingjiao martial arts, they were taught by my uncle.

He told me that I needed to find my own way.

This is so abstract that I can’t understand it.

Auntie pointed out to me: "What does the Mingzun in your heart look like?"

I can recite "Great Light" by heart, but my narrow vision and poor life experience prevent me from understanding its profound meaning.

My mother-in-law threw me a pile of wood and told me that I could carve the Mingzun that I imagined.

Holding the small carving knife Aye made for me, I fell into deep thought.

——Auntie, you seem to think too highly of me. I can't even draw, how could I possibly sculpt!

Time flies, and my sculptures have gradually grown from a lump of dissimilar things to a human-like one, but the face of the Mingzun statue is still blank.

I still don’t know what my Mingzun looks like, and I can’t see my way clearly.

My understanding of the Godhead has reached a bottleneck. If this continues, I will not be qualified to become a Vulcan at all, because I cannot resonate with it.

The divine world is like a honeypot, it hinders my growth.

My mother-in-law made the decision to throw me into the lower realm for training.

Aye said: "Shen Zhuan cannot leave the divine realm easily." I knew he was worried.

Aniang glanced at me lightly: "Is Li Nu the God of Fire now? Is he qualified?"

I felt that I was being looked down upon, but I had to admit that Aniang was telling the truth.

Ten thousand years has been a long time, and Shrek Academy has changed a lot, but I am still very excited to be admitted to Aye and Aniang's alma mater.

Those under the age of thirteen and with soul power above level 25 were the original admission standards of Shrek Academy. If the soul power exceeded level 25, you could directly enter the final test.

After 10,000 years of transition, the admission standards back then will become more stringent.

But I was born with full soul power, and I was born with a divine ring. It was not until I reached the twenty-level bottleneck that I was given a divine soul ring by my mother-in-law to replace the divine ring and become the first soul ring. The benefit of this is mine. The starting point is naturally higher than others. Now I am already a thirty-level soul master, and the second and third soul rings were given by Aye in his capacity as Poseidon and Shura God respectively.

The god-given soul ring allows me to directly possess the soul skills that are most suitable for me. As long as my willpower is strong enough, the high-end soul ring will have a better transformation effect on my body than an ordinary soul ring.

With such strength, even if Shrek Academy's admission standards are raised, I should be able to successfully enroll.

As a fire god who has not yet been recognized, my essence is still a soul master, but I don’t want to rely on hunting soul beasts to obtain soul ring upgrades, because many of my family members are soul beasts who have become gods, so Aniang thought Such a method.

This time I went down to earth to experience calamity (Aniang’s words), in addition to being stuffed with a bunch of immortal grass elixirs for body maintenance by Aye and Aunt Lv, I also brought with me six small light balls containing god-given soul rings. They come from the God of Destruction, the Goddess of Life, the God of Emotions, the God of Kindness, the God of Evil and the former God of Fire.

In this way, I came to Douluo Continent with all my baggage.

This was the beginning of my dream, but I didn’t expect it would end so soon