[Douluo/Sword Three] Tang Paper Umbrella

★True·Scumbag·Meng Jiang

★if line, Shrek's Seven Monsters Wu Mengjiang, first encounter in the God Realm

★There are black and various dog blood terriers

★The author has normal views, and scumbag behavior is not advisable or recommended. In reality, if you encounter scumbag men and scumbag women, please kick them out directly. If you encounter crazy people, please call the police. This article is just for laughs. Please be mentally prepared before reading the article and consciously avoid lightning. I have already protected myself from lightning. I have a bad temper. If you quarrel with me, I will quarrel with you, so I don’t want the author and characters of Ginseng Rooster, because all the scum are set in this article (strong desire to survive)

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The Shrek Seven Monsters became gods one by one, reaching the peak of human desire. Tang San suddenly felt a little confused. His companions around him were all in pairs, and he felt a little lonely.

Sometimes everyone gathers for dinner, and people are in pairs loving each other. He feels that he is worthy of being the god of the sea - there are so many fish (surplus). When others realized that he was drinking alone and came to talk to him, he was smiling on the outside, but he was even more upset in his heart.

The God Realm was actually not as beautiful as he imagined. As the two gods, Tang San was inevitably busy, and his days were even less leisurely than when he was in Douluo Continent. In the past, he didn't know what a social beast was. If he hadn't become a god now, his hairline would definitely move back.

He knew that there was a sea to the east of the God Realm, but as the God of the Sea, he had never been able to see it. This sea does not belong to him. I heard that it is a small world created by a goddess, but it is open for others to play in.

After finally getting some free time, Tang San wanted to take a look.

Afraid of disturbing the Lord of the East China Sea, he found someone to inquire about the news and prepare a large box of dried fish as a gift. If you happen to meet him, you should pay him a visit. If you don't meet him, just eat him as a snack.

It was also at this time that Poseidon had a general understanding of Rakshasa God. It's not a good reputation. It is said that she is deviant and casual, and the news about her always has a bit of rosiness. She is also one of the most beloved gods of soul beasts. Because she has opened the door for soul beasts to become gods. Xiao Wu has unlimited respect for the other party.

It was Tang San's rule not to judge someone he had not met based on other people's words. Therefore, although the comments about the Rakshasa God were beyond his imagination, the things that the other party had done for the spirit beast were enough for Tang San. Have a good impression.

So Tang San came to the East China Sea.

The blue sea and sky stretch as far as the eye can see, with rocks piercing the sky, rough waves crashing on the shore, and thousands of piles of snow rolled up.

The center of the sea is calm, like a polished mirror, with finely broken snow flakes arching up a delicate crystal scallop-shaped bed, in which the dragon girl sleeps peacefully, with hair like algae, decorated with pearls, and wrapped in shark gauze, revealing A pair of bright wrists and jade feet. There was a Kun whale in the sea guarding her good sleep. The seven-color rainbow turned into a cloud, fell from the sky into the water, and gently rested on the Dragon Girl's waist, shielding her from the sea breeze.

Tang San suddenly realized that he seemed to have arrived at the wrong time. The person who gave him the news didn't tell him clearly when he would rest.

When a visitor came here, the dragon girl woke up in a daze, lazily stretched herself up and sat up. The rosy clouds fell into the water and turned into snow-colored foam. She picked it up with one hand and swayed it towards the sky. It condensed into a seven-color rainbow and hung in the sky.

"Wonton." The dragon girl called with a slight smile.

Suddenly, the waves in the sea rolled, and the transparent blue kun whale suddenly jumped out of the water, transformed into a human form in mid-air, knelt on one knee in front of the bed made of crystal shells and stretched out his hand, letting the dragon girl put her palm on her, and stepped on the curved Sit with your knees on your shoulders. He stood up and held the opponent's calf steady, while the silver fluorescence flashed in the dragon girl's hand, and a delicate and gorgeous spiritual umbrella was held up by her, leaning on her shoulder.

"Did he wake you up?" The young man with a somewhat childish face had a dark expression and looked at the uninvited guests on the shore with an unkind look.

"Don't say that, my place is open. Anyone can come and play. Anyone who comes is a guest." The dragon girl playfully twirled her spiritual umbrella in her hand. When she got close to the shore, she couldn't wait to jump off Wonton's shoulder. Landing lightly in front of Tang San, he raised his head and looked at the blue-haired young Poseidon.

"Hello," she said, "I am the Rakshasa god, Meng Jiang."

"Welcome to my world."

The intonation is melodious and the ending is sweet, as if you are pouring out your heart to your lover.

This was the first time Tang San saw Meng Jiang, and it was like seeing thousands of winds and moons in the mortal world, and the mysteries of all things in the world were poured into him.

The blue-haired god Zhuan heard his dry words: "I am the Poseidon Tang San. I am extremely sorry for disturbing the girl's rest."

Joyous laughter rang in her ears, the dragon girl's eyebrows stretched, and the smile on her lips was the most beautiful arc Tang San had ever seen in his life.

He lowered his head in embarrassment and saw the white jade-like bare feet stepping on the warm silver sand, with the round toes curling up slightly.

……

"...So, third brother, you fell in love with her at first sight?" After hearing Tang San's description, Ma Hongjun said in disbelief, "Good guy, I can't even do such an unreliable thing."

Tang San coughed slightly in embarrassment: "Fat man, I'm here to ask you for advice on how to woo girls. If you don't have any, I'll leave."

Hearing this, Bai Chenxiang slapped Ma Hongjun, "Shut up, fat guy. It's love at first sight. Don't you think it's romantic?"

Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong, who were severely poisoned by romance novels, nodded repeatedly: "Third brother, we support you!" Even Zhu Zhuqing cast a look of affirmation.

The four girls surrounded the only golden bachelor among the Shrek Seven Monsters, and they all gave him advice.

Dai Mubai and Oscar looked at each other: "That Rakshasa God... seems to have a bad reputation."

Oscar nodded: "It is said that there are countless servants under the skirt."

Ma Hongjun also said: "The Wonton who often stays by her side seems to be a spirit beast. He has been blessed by her in Douluo Continent before, and I heard that he is also one of her lovers."

Tang San, who was working hard to take notes, raised his head: "Don't just listen to hearsay. Rumors only stop with wise men. I have seen how they get along, and they are definitely not lovers."

——It’s over, we’ve only met once, how come it’s like we’re deeply in love?

Dai Mubai coughed: "Xiaosan, you should think about what Zhuqing and the others said first, and then we can discuss it and see if there are any other solutions." As he said that, he, Oscar and Ma Hongjun dragged a few people along. The girl was pulled out and squatted at the base of the wall outside, muttering.

"Don't be so enthusiastic and make noises with Mistress. Think about it carefully. Since there are these rumors, they are not all groundless. Now that you have helped Mistress fulfill her wish, what will Mistress do if it turns out that those claims are true? ?" As the boss, Dai Mubai simply broke an old mother's heart.

Oscar sighed and shook his head: "The thousand-year-old iron tree has blossomed. I can understand that Xiaosan lost his judgment for a moment. But he put his heart into it. If he gets hurt, we have the responsibility not to dissuade him but to add fuel to the flames."

"What if the third brother becomes disheartened and decides to stay single until death?" Ma Hongjun also began to worry.

Xiao Wu rolled up her long scorpion tail and pouted unhappily, "God Rakshasa has done so much for the soul beast, I don't believe she is a bad person."

Bai Chenxiang also said: "What if the Rakshasa God is not like that? Wouldn't it delay my cousin's life-long event?"

Ning Rongrong held her chin: "Third brother is like this now, we can't be a stick to beat the mandarin ducks, right? He finally found someone he likes, and people who fall in love are irrational."

"We can pay more attention." Zhu Zhuqing said calmly, "If something goes wrong, we can also help Third Brother stop the loss in time."

After all the discussions, no good solution was found, so everyone had to decide to keep a close eye on it.

But after staring for a while, they found that they had completely overthought it. Although Tang San memorized a lot of ways to please the girl's family that day, he was too embarrassed to use them in front of Meng Jiang. When he occasionally saw him, the Poseidon, who had been a bachelor his entire life, was like a young boy. Silly and stupidly, he completely forgot about his performance and became a gourd with its mouth cut off, making people hate that iron cannot become steel.

As time passed, they no longer had the patience to stare at it.

And Meng Jiang was so perceptive that he naturally discovered Tang San's feelings for him. Every time the young man saw her, her dark blue eyes were astonishingly bright, even deeper and more beautiful than her East China Sea.

This is indeed very beautiful.

Too bad it's not her type.

The people she likes, regardless of gender, are either beautiful and aggressive, or have a humorous personality, or they can say sweet words to make her happy, or they can recite poetry with her and talk about life ideals, or they can help her in life. Accompanying the dance... But Poseidon didn't do anything except that beautiful face.

But even that face is not her favorite style.

Meng Jiang didn't know whether he knew these things, maybe he could, maybe he didn't, but no matter whether he knew it or not, he had to show it first, otherwise why would she focus on a piece of wood?

——The Rakshasa God is so arrogant.

Those rumors are indeed not groundless, but Meng Jiangzha is very self-aware. They are all love games between you and me. To put it bluntly, she and them are more like playmates than lovers, and they are more like spending time with each other. And the lonely god is born.

In this case, Meng Jiang will only be more picky, and she will not be able to taste anything that does not suit her taste.

The so-called "love game" means that after you invest your passion, you can no longer invest your sincerity. When the enthusiasm fades, what is left is only an even colder loneliness. Therefore, those who can stay with Meng Jiang for a long time will definitely not be lovers, but friends, such as the Deep Sea Demon Whale Wonton.

On this point, Tang San was right.

Unfortunately, precisely because of this, Yun Tun still remembered that Tang San had disturbed Meng Jiang's sweet dream, and did not give him a good look at all. He also tried every means in his power to obstruct Tang San's desire to see Meng Jiang, even if Tang San gave Meng Jiang a gift. A box of dried small fish would not work as an apology.

Meng Jiang knew this, but did not stop him.

So so far, Tang San's progress against Meng Jiang is zero.

——It’s very sad.

Meng Jiang's only impression of him was: God of Poseidon and God of Shura, good-looking, not my type, a piece of wood, and the dried fish he gave me was delicious.

Nothing more.