The Strongest Donkey of the Elves

In the ski resort of Erlu Lake Resort, Liang Yuan, a young man wearing a dark black down jacket, was on skis, guarding the snake bear on the skis.

He watched the serpentine bear's tail turn silvery white and then slammed it down. The serpentine bear and the skis flew into the air. The elf's skis were divided into fixed and non-fixed skis. The serpentine bear chose the non-fixed skis, so the skis were Separated from the Serpentine Bear in the air.

The serpentine bear floating in the air suddenly began to turn, spinning in the air like a drill. At the same time, yellow arcs flashed on it and then completely enveloped it. The arcs shot out and the wind roared, making others look at it. They couldn't help but exclaimed "fuck".

Liang Yuan also shouted "fuck". As we all know, Mr. Liang's status in the family is actually no different from that of a breeder. Whether it is training moves or other things, Mr. Liang has no say in it. He just cares. All he had to do was pay tribute to his masters, and today he discovered that there was one more place where he had no role to play.

"NND, Snake Bear, aren't you from a wild background? When did you learn this kind of slut move? I didn't teach you! Could it be that Miaomiao led you to watch a TV show again and spoiled it?"

This possibility is very high, but complaints are complaints. Liang Yuan is quite satisfied with the personality of Snake Bear, which works quietly and then suddenly surprises everyone. He looked at the yellow drill streaking across the sky and couldn't help but murmur. The second grader said: "My drill bit is a drill bit that can break through the sky."

After the yellow drill bit landed steadily from the air and the skis gliding on the snow slopes completed the 100 meters, Liang Yuan turned to look at Miaomiao on the other side.

As the player who is most likely to win the championship in his heart, Liang Yuan is very much looking forward to what kind of surprise this little guy who usually watches TV shows and goes to bed at [-]pm can bring to him.

Miao Miao stood on the skateboard and slid down from the top of the slope. Miao Miao chose a fixed skateboard because of her telepathy and small size. When she slid down the slope, her telepathy began to work. When the skateboard slid over, the snow was floating on the surface. The snowflakes flew backward but did not fall away. Instead, they gathered behind Miaomiao. As the snowflakes became more and more, Miaomiao was like a fairy wearing colorful clothes and long sleeves. The snowflake is its carefully crafted feather coat.

When the last section of the snow slope was about to reach the end of the flat ground, Miao Miao's eyes glowed blue. Under the influence of telekinesis, the skateboard took Miao Miao and suddenly flew up. The colorful feathers made of snowflakes suddenly spread out as they flew into the sky, turning into crystal. The snow crystals fell as Miao Miao flew up. In an instant, stars fell all over the sky, which was so romantic. The little girls standing in the ski resort couldn't help but feel girly, with flying clouds on their faces and starry eyes.

After flying to the finish line, Miaomiao landed firmly on the ground and clapped her hands to congratulate the snake bear waiting at the finish line. Liang Yuan also nodded with satisfaction. He knew what his little girl was thinking from the time he was in Longcheng Zhaigou. She is lively and passionate about beauty. After absorbing the essence of so many TV shows, she can be regarded as a fashion girl.

"Well... depending on the situation, you can consider participating in a gorgeous competition somewhere in the future..."

Before he could think about it, Snow Boy’s trial skiing was about to begin. He looked at the blue Miao Crisp Horn standing on the skis, grinning happily. The little guy’s hands and feet were spherical and small. The small one is not easy to fix, so I chose a non-fixed skateboard, and it suddenly jumped down from the top of the slope.

The skis had slid less than one-fifth of the way, and the blue energy from Snow Boy's mouth was pouring out on the slope in front of him, creating a small landslide. Following the small slope formed by the condensation of ice blocks, Snow Boy started from this small slope. Slide out and soar!

Liang Yuan originally thought that Snow Boy would do the same thing as the dark blue ice diamond in the college league, but it didn't seem like it?The snow boy floating in the air rotated around, and the blue particles formed around it and turned into pieces of snowflakes. The snowflakes around it rotated around it with small hands waving, and the snowflakes flexibly wrapped it and the figure of the skis. More and more, Liang Yuan suddenly understood what it was doing.

The figure of the Snow Boy and the skis had been wrapped in heavy snowflakes and could no longer be seen. A bird made of snowflakes was flying above the ski resort. At a cursory glance, Liang Yuan recognized that it was a bird that had been broadcast on a TV program. The restoration picture of "Frozen Bird".

Although the Pokémon world also has mythical beasts, fantasy beasts, and legendary Pokémon, Liang Yuan discovered when looking through relevant information that there are only written records about legendary Pokémon, and most of them are myths and ancient people and mythical beasts. Encounter by chance, even the three divine birds and Entei Suijun, who have almost fallen from the altar in the game, are like this. About five years ago, someone had a glimpse of the frozen bird on the top of the mountain in Kanto, and took a photo of it. took a blurry photo.

At this time, Snow Boy's ice crystal "Frozen Bird" is based on the appearance of the frozen bird restored from the blurry photo image in that TV show. For Liang Yuan, who has really "seen" the frozen bird and "seen it" For many people, this frozen bird still has many flaws, but this does not affect the shock of Snow Boy's performance to others.

When the Snow Boy landed at the end, the "frozen birds" turned into little bits of ice and scattered from the sky. Liang Yuan really had to sigh: "My elves seem to be well hidden, but why do you all like flying to the sky so much? Why don't you do it again?" Groudon will cry like this!"

Seeing the three little guys coming back to him on skis, Liang Yuan looked at the big shining eyes of these three little guys, well... the snow boy's wide-open pea eyes can be considered big. Without hesitation, Liang Yuan waved his hand.

"Let's go. Seeing how awesome you are, I'll take you to eat delicious food!"

The resort area of ​​Elu Lake is divided into two large parts. One is the Ice and Snow World near the entrance, which consists of ski resorts and other recreational facilities. The other is the resort as a resting place, which is the real village near Elu Lake. There are old and young people, the old and children are in the village, some young and middle-aged people go out to work, and some are working as staff in the ice and snow world.

In order not to disturb people's rest, the resort is quite far away from the ice and snow world, so a hotel was built in the middle for tourists to rest. This hotel is said to be a hotel, but it looks like a country compound based on the houses in the resort. , has a strong local flavor, which reminds Liang Yuan of "Crossing Guandong" and "Country Love". Speaking of which, the filming location of Country Love is the Ivory Mountain Resort that Liang Yuan wants to visit.

"But staying here for two days has exceeded my plan. The scenic spots in Tieling may really be gone by just punching in." Liang Yuan felt a little regretful.

Following the street signs, Liang Yuan arrived in front of the hotel. After paying the money and receiving the key to a room with the staff, Liang Yuan happily wandered around the courtyard.

As mentioned before, the hotel is designed to look like a country courtyard with a Guandong flavor. To be precise, this appearance is called the "Guandong Bapu Kang". Although it is a courtyard in the north, some similarities still make Liang Yuan extremely excited. Nostalgia, such as the earthen walls of the hotel, the thatched hut in the courtyard, the wooden windows and doors, and the various farm tools hanging under the eaves outside, all reminded Liang Yuan of his original life in his hometown in rural Shuzhou.

"Oh, it's a pity that my grandparents left early. Otherwise, I would be able to go to the countryside to taste their cooking during the Chinese New Year next year. My grandparents and grandparents are all from the same place, and the villages are all next to each other. , after my parents got married, they built a large western-style building in my grandparents’ village and brought my grandparents and grandparents to live there.

“I still remember my grandma’s favorite thing to make me glutinous glutinous rice dumplings during the Chinese New Year. Grandma would also make poached eggs for me. Grandma and grandma would fight over who could eat better. In order not to hurt the friendship, I would eat them all and then bite the bullet. I said it was delicious, but actually, the peanuts in my grandma’s glutinous rice dumplings were very filling, and my grandma’s poached eggs were always runny. I actually felt uncomfortable eating them, but I still ate them all, and then I couldn’t eat anything else all night. thing.

(Note: "Nianren" is a local dialect in our area, which means it tastes too sweet)

"My grandpa and grandpa would take me to the barren hills behind the village to set off fireworks. Grandpa likes fireworks that can be held by oneself. Grandpa likes the 99-ring large fireworks with serial cannons. It is said that they have known each other since childhood. The first time my parents got to know each other during the competition was when my grandpa and grandpa pushed their children to compete with each other. Unexpectedly, they became in-laws because of it. It’s really hard to guess God’s will.”

Liang Yuan stood in the open space of the courtyard, bathing in the rare warm sunshine, holding the sleepy Snake Bear and Miaomiao and chatting. He looked at the strange but familiar courtyard and was struck by the scene. While affectionate, Liang Yuan's concept of "home" deepened.

After finishing chatting, Liang Yuan took the three elves to the resort. As soon as he arrived at the entrance of the village, Liang Yuan smelled the aroma of pancakes. As he walked into the village, the aroma became more and more mixed.

Not only can you buy delicious food in the village, but you can also cook delicious food. Your cooking skills have been stuck at LV2 for a long time. Liang Yuan couldn't help but feel a little itchy. He wanted to see if he could make a breakthrough and asked the stall owner. Later, he made bean buns with a group of children under the leadership of one of the stall owners, the proprietress.

"Here, look, make a nest here. Gently press your hands together, use a spoon to cut a piece of bean filling, and do this with your fingers for a while. This bean bun is ready. Boy, make one for me. Take a look, ma'am."

Listening to the aunt's accent that sounded a bit like Beijing but not Beijing, Liang Yuan followed the method taught by the aunt and added some of his own ideas, and soon made a bean bag. The aunt nodded when he saw it and began to teach. He made other things, such as pancakes, pork rind eggs, and bamboo basket meat. In short, the aunt taught her everything she made at this stall. Liang Yuan also learned quickly. He demonstrated it once, and then followed it twice. Just think about it yourself.

Originally I just came here to experience it, but seeing that the stall was a bit busy, Liang Yuan asked her for an apron to help. The lady was very happy but also a little guilty. She said several times, "I only need to help for an hour." ", but I didn't expect that this hour would actually last until the evening.

During this afternoon, rumors about a handsome guy selling pancakes and bean paste buns gradually spread in the resort. This also increased the income of the aunt's pancake stall. While the aunt was happy about this, she also felt sorry for Liang. Yuan felt even more guilty, so to make up for it, he showed him the delicious ones in the night market at the resort.

With the advice of his aunt, he ran back and forth in the night market of the resort and ate a lot of delicious food.

Let’s not talk about the bamboo basket meat, pork rind eggs and Erlu Lake specialty pancakes that we got for free after working at the aunt’s place. I wandered around this night market for a while, stewed fish in an iron pot, stir-fried scallions, tomatoes and beans, and boiled rice. He ate all the delicacies such as tofu, bacon and beans stewed.

However, after touching his belly, he seemed to be able to hold on even after eating so much, so he simply went to the barbecue restaurant recommended by his aunt. When he walked in, he ordered a roasted whole lamb and asked the boss about the roasted lamb. After learning about the origin of the whole sheep, it was the favorite braided sheep of a black-skinned boy who was the brother of a certain Galar champion, Liang Yuan felt a little gloating.

While waiting, Liang Yuan opened his phone and clicked on the pink icon marked "parapara". As soon as Liang Yuan entered, he noticed something was wrong, what'up? Why is it that the cover is all about me?

Going in with doubts in mind, Liang Yuan discovered that these were all slices of songs he sang on Shenbei Night Street a few days ago. Some only selected one song, and some were all recorded and reprinted. Bang! PaLa officials also specially made a video of Liang Yuan's live broadcast that day and attributed it to his account. The number of views actually exceeded 300 million.

The first recommendation below this video is a video slice made by a user named "Meinas who likes diving". Each of the five songs is accurately separated, so Liang Yuan can only laugh helplessly. Laughed, then sent a "like" emoticon, and synchronized the comment to the news feed.

After a while, he discovered that there were already thousands of comments under the synchronized news on the homepage. At this time, he realized that his followings alone were approaching 40. He turned back and took a look at the blog. , almost 60 fans, and together they have almost 100 million.

According to Liang Yuan's idea, this million fans should be an achievement. However, considering that the fans of the two platforms may overlap, the real number of fans is probably less than 100 million, so the system has not spoken yet.

After waiting for about an hour, Liang Yuan looked at the roasted mutton that had been "dismembered". It was golden in color with some brown parts. When he poked it with chopsticks and heard the crispy "click" sound, he knew it was mutton. The crispy parts after being roasted, the aroma of barbecue and spices penetrated into the nose, making the originally sleepy snake bear suddenly perk up, and his saliva went down three thousand feet, like a gluttonous dragon daring to swallow!

Liang Yuan picked up a greasy lamb leg from the plate and took a bite. The roasted lamb was really good. It was slightly burnt on the outside. Under the crispy skin was extremely tender meat that was chewy with your teeth. Instantly, the juices and oil mixed with water flowed out from the tender meat. Even without dipping in seasoning, the roasted lamb had a faint aroma.

"It tastes very good. I've already tasted it. Come on, let me dip you in some chili pepper."

I gnawed off part of the leg meat of the lamb leg, dipped the complete calf in chili powder for the Snake Bear, and put it on the plate under the table that the boss ordered. The moment the meat was put down, the Snake Bear He lowered his head and started to nibble. The other two little guys were also greedy for the smell of the meat. Liang Yuan gave them some mutton respectively. If Miao Miao likes it sour, he will dip it in vinegar, and if Snow Boy prefers sweetness, he will dip it in vinegar. A slightly sweet dipping sauce. In short, there are quite a variety of dipping sauces in the store, so you can always adjust the flavor you like.

The roasted whole lamb was delicious, but it was also expensive. Fortunately, the boss was upright and saw Liang Yuan helping the pancake lady that afternoon, so he gave him a discount and saved a lot of money.

After saying goodbye to the boss, Liang Yuan took the unfinished roast mutton and decided to go back to the hotel to finish the meal given by Zhang Yunzhi and the others to Lao Xue.

It was already 09:30 in the evening. Liang Yuan looked at the still lively streets around the village. Many uncles and aunties were showing off their unique skills to the passing tourists in front of their stalls. The goose-yellow lights shone from the street lamps, shining on everyone's faces. Liang Yuan couldn't help but smile on his smiling face, and his steps back to the hotel were unknowingly slower.