The Strongest Donkey of the Elves

After buying all the ingredients and returning to his residence, Liang Yuan adjusted the camera equipment, put on his apron and calmed down a little before pressing the record button.

"Hello everyone, I am Mr. Liang who loves milk. I have nothing to do tonight. When I opened the refrigerator, I found out, why are so many things uneaten, but it feels a pity to throw them away. After thinking about it, I decided Let’s improve the food for the little cuties at home. Now that the ingredients are ready, let’s get started!”

After saying a lot of words to the camera, Liang Yuan picked up the kitchen knife and started to process the ingredients. What he is going to do today is to recreate the transformation egg bibimbap that Soma made for Nakiri Erina for the first time in "The Soul of the Shokugeki" and chicken wings.

As for why you want to do this?

"Um, because I can save money by doing this, and I can also eat enough. There happened to be a discount on chicken wings in the supermarket today, so I bought about ten of them. I have also kept the eggs at home for a long time. I got them from my dad's ranch. The high-quality free-range eggs are delicious just boiled and eaten..."

Facing the camera, Liang Yuan said to himself, but he did not stop working on his hands. He put the chicken wings that had been marinated for a period of time into a soup pot and boiled them. The meat residue and blood foam that appear keep the soup clear.

"Miaomiao, help me get the filter over there!"

"Meowpa!"

As soon as Miaomiao, the gluttonous ghost waiting on the side, heard Liang Yuan's order, her eyes emitted blue light, and the filter not far away flew to Liang Yuan's side. She continued to stand aside and watch Liang Yuan cook.

Take the chicken wings out, filter out the impurities in the soup, and it will look much clearer. A rich aroma of chicken mixed with spices floats into the nose, which is very tempting.

After about another 10 minutes of processing, the chicken wings were braised and the aspic was cut into pieces and placed in a bowl. As the yellow eggs were fried, the rice cooker also made a beeping sound.

"Oh, just right, then put the freshly cooked fluffy hot rice into a bowl, and then pour the eggs and aspic on it. Today's transformed egg bibimbap is ready! Look, when the temperature of the hot rice is , the chicken soup aspic has begun to melt!"

Remove the lazy camera and focus on the bowl of bibimbap. In the camera, the slightly brown chicken soup aspic is melting into a semi-thick soup that is seeping into the hot white rice at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Then he turned the camera to Miao Miao, Snake Bear, and Snow Boy who had been watching for a long time. The aroma of eggs and chopped green onions made these little guys salivate all over the floor and their eyes were shining.

"Well, I've made a lot anyway, so I'll give this big bowl of rice to you three first!"

Divide the large bowl of egg mixed rice into three small portions and put it in front of them. As soon as the plate was put down, the three elves immediately started to move. Miaomiao took a spoon and stuffed the mixed rice into his mouth. The snake bear After tasting it slowly, Yukidongzi opened his mouth wide and poured the bibimbap into his mouth.

"Well, the way you eat and look is very unique!"

While Liang Yuan was complaining while holding the Lazy Camera, his stomach also growled. Smelling the aroma that filled the entire dining table, he couldn't help it. After setting up the Lazy Camera, he started to eat too. stand up.

Liang Yuan scooped up a spoonful of egg rice with unmelted aspic and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Hmm... Well, it's delicious. The moment you eat it, the aspic turns into chicken soup and is mixed with rice. With the flavor of eggs and chopped green onions, it tastes very good. The preparation of this dish is not complicated. I believe you all have learned it after watching my video, so that’s it, we’ll see you in the next issue...fuck!”

Liang Yuan was about to say the words "See you next time" when he saw Miao Meow excitedly raising her little tail after eating. Unexpectedly, there was a touch of silvery white on the tail, but Miao Meow's tail was very short. What he saw was not very real.

Calling up Miaomiao's attribute panel, he saw something that surprised him.

【Miaomiao】

[Attribute: Super Ability]

[Characteristics: Go my own way] (The previous article has been modified, and the relevant content has also changed)

[Conqueror: Liang Yuan]

[Skills to be mastered: Grasping, High Five Surprise Attack, Telekinesis, Wall of Light, Desire, Charming Voice, Illusion Light, Mental Power, Iron Tail (Learning)]

"Damn it, are you really learning from Iron Tail?"

Seeing Liang Yuan's surprised expression, Miao Miao put her hands on her hips and called out twice with an air of dignity: "Miaopa, Miaopa!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, I didn't expect that a little tail like yours, not as long as chopsticks, could actually learn Iron Tail. It's really unbelievable. It seems that the gap between reality and the game is quite big." Liang Yuan was eating rice. said.

Hearing this, Miaomiao made a small face, flew up and slapped Liang Yuan, and slapped Liang Yuan to the ground. With a "clang", the chair fell down, and Liang Yuan also fell down. on the floor.

High-five surprise——

"Ouch! Hiss - it hurts so much. Hey, you stinky girl, I have raised you for so long and you have become unruly. I gave you so much delicious food for nothing!"

"Hmph! Miaopa, Miaopa!" Miaomiao looked away with a look of disdain.

"Oh, if you keep doing this, I won't make energy cubes for you next time. From now on, you'll just live on cheap elf puffed food (probably similar to dog food)!"

"Hmph! Miaopa!" Miaomiao still had a disdainful expression, but she flew in front of Liang Yuan, bowed as fast as lightning, and then turned away.

"Humph, that's more like it. I forgive you. Here, give it to you." He took out a light yellow energy cube from the box on the desk and handed it to Miao Miao. Miao Miao took the cube and made a face at Liang Yuan. Just ran away.

"Why is my personality becoming more and more arrogant? She used to be so frank and cute, but why has she become so awkward..."

Liang Yuan sighed while recalling the days when he first conquered Miao Miao. How come it has only been a few months and it has become like this?Suddenly, I felt like an old father encountering his rebellious daughter.

After eating, Liang Yuan picked up the lazy camera that had been placed on the tripod for a long time, and looked at the material he had just recorded. It was fine at first, and the cooking instructions were quite satisfactory, but slowly, Liang Yuan's expression changed. It's getting exciting.

In the second half of the video, when he was about to say goodbye in the next issue, he noticed the part where Miao Miao was learning Iron Tail. At that time, Liang Yuan had already pressed the pause button for recording, but to his surprise, he didn't press it!The lazy camera recorded all of this, and even recorded the scene where Liang Yuan was knocked to the ground by Miaomiao with a surprise high-five.

"Fuck, even though the show's effect is quite explosive, I feel so fucking ashamed when I look at it!"

Even though he said so, he still kept this part of the plot. Anyway, Mr. Liang didn't care about face for a long time. Since he felt ashamed in front of Dr. Damu, he can only say that he has social arrogance syndrome. He has already figured it out!

"Wait!" When editing the video, Liang Yuan noticed the two guys gloating next to him when he was knocked to the ground by Miaomiao.

"Ah, it turns out that by accident, my little cuties have become like this?" Liang Yuan couldn't help but shed tears from the corners of his eyes. At this time, he looked like an old father who was so angry that he was so angry at his unscrupulous descendants.

"It doesn't matter, just raise them as you like. They can become whatever they want, as long as they listen to me."

He quickly calmed down his mood, edited the video and uploaded it to PaLaPaLa. Liang Yuan looked at the number of fans of his PaLaPaLa. It was already close to 12. The word "Game" was also updated behind the personally certified Little Lightning. Producer, whose representative work is "Pokémon Crush".

I took a look at the data of "Pokémon Smasher" in the background. I haven't seen it for a few hours. The turnover has exceeded 13, and the ranking on ORAS has also jumped from tenth to eighth.

Turning to look at the living room, the snake-printed bear was running back and forth to exercise himself with a special small sandbag on his back. Snow Boy was also gently spitting out boulders on the balcony to practice his moves. Miaomiao, uh... was lying down with an energy cube in his mouth. Are you watching TV on the sofa, and it seems that you are still asleep with your eyes closed?Wait, it's closed again...

Ahem, overall, both Liang Yuan's life and the elves are slowly getting better. Well, I can already see that a bright future is waving towards me!

With a cheerful mood, Liang Yuan opened the live broadcast software, opened "Pokémon League", changed the title to "Play for a while", and started tonight's journey of increasing (or losing) points...

By the time the broadcast ended, he was already in a daze. From 10 people at the beginning of the broadcast, it ended up being 1 people. According to the memories of these [-] viewers, they no longer remember how many times Mr. Liang played that night. In the Novice Super Promotion Tournament, all they knew was that Mr. Liang went from chatting, laughing and gentle at the beginning to becoming "elegant and easy-going", and finally became a "corpse" lying on the e-sports chair.

Liang Yuan collapsed on the gaming chair, tears streaming down his face.

"Is the last score so difficult for NM? It seems that if I find someone to play with in duo, solo queue will be too hard, 55555..."

Suddenly, the phone rang, but Liang Yuan was so desperate that he didn't care who called, just hung up, and then went back to the room to sleep.

Not long ago...

In the silent night, in distant Galar, two people who were not asleep were whispering on the bed in the Pokémon Center.

"Lulina, are you still playing? You're not going to sleep, right? You have to rush tomorrow..." Sonia muttered, rubbing her eyes.

"Play one more level, play one more level..." Lu Lina was nestled in bed, wearing aqua blue pajamas, with her hands exposed from the quilt, and her fingers kept swiping on the screen, with a look of concentration on her face, watching whatever she wanted. Like an internet addicted girl.

"I've heard you say this once half an hour ago, and I've heard you say it ten times this night. How many levels do you have to fight before you give up?"

Listening to the whispers of "good" and "unbelievable" in her ears, Sonia was already a little collapsed. Ever since "Pokémon Match" was launched, she has often heard such voices in her ears. After all, she herself Play.

At first, I just watched Liang Yuan's live broadcast and found out that he had made this game. Then I quietly played it for a while. After I thought it was pretty good, I gave it to Lu Lina, but she never expected that this would happen. , is the beginning of the nightmare.

"My aunt, I beg you, please stop playing. Let me have a good sleep. No matter how much you like this game, you don't have to do this, right? You've been playing it every day for three days. What the hell are you doing?" What do you want to do?!"

Not caring about maintaining her image, Sonia swore harshly at Lurina. She really couldn't stand it anymore.

"No one has completed this game yet, and I want to complete it as soon as possible."

"..." Sonia was a little confused about her brain circuit. She lifted the quilt to cover her head. An angry voice came from the quilt, "I don't care about you anymore! Do whatever you want!"

Lulina was still fighting. After more than 400 levels, it became very difficult. She had to try four or five times before she could pass each level. For this reason, she had already spent more than 100 bottles of stamina potions.

Another failure interface popped up, and the phone was about to run out of battery. Lulina finally stopped fighting. She put the phone aside and looked at the night sky outside the window. The stars were twinkling on the dark blue canvas. She was stunned. Suddenly, Suddenly, she picked up her cell phone and dialed Liang Yuan's number.

"Beep...beep...beep...beep!"

There was a busy tone, and then a clear beep. Lu Lina took off her phone and saw, "The other party has hung up." She suddenly became angry and wanted to call again, but when she looked at the time, it was already two o'clock. Zhong, Liang Yuan must have been sleeping so he hung up the phone.

Thinking of this, the anger in her heart suddenly disappeared. She continued to look at the starry sky, and a picture suddenly flashed in her mind. It was Liang Yuan's live broadcast the day before yesterday.

He didn't turn on the camera, but the scoundrel's voice begging for beating made Lu Lina automatically imagine his expression.

"Hasn't anyone cleared "Xiaoxiaole" yet? Hehehehe, I'm just going to say it here. If someone can clear "Xiaoxiaole" before November [-]th, I will grant him a wish, as long as it is No matter what I can do, I will be satisfied, as long as you can clear the level before the [-]th."

"Hmph, just wait for you to be surprised when the time comes. You stinky Liang Yuan still dares to hang up on me. I think you are tired of living, huh!"

After putting down the phone and resting for a while, fatigue came over her like a wave. Lulina felt that it was enough, so she pulled the quilt, took another look at the deep night sky, and closed her eyes.

"Good night, sweet dreams."

PS: The characteristics and attributes have been added. I would like to explain here by the way. Considering that this is the real world, the characteristics of each elf may not have a few fixed options like in the game. I think it should be more diverse. , so I set the "unwilling to admit defeat" characteristic to the snake bear.

At the same time, I would like to explain that some book friends have pointed out some flaws in the previous battle between the Snake Bear and the Leave King. After updating the features, this flaw has become a bit bigger and has now been corrected.