[Hokage] Kaguya-kun whose gender is Mona Lisa

In the basement of a certain building assigned by the dark department, there are rooms filled with surveillance.

"Asuka, you are here to monitor today"

The ninja with the bird's beak mask nodded, and switched positions with the shift changer. In front of him were large and small monitoring screens, as well as buttons and levers for switching.

"Ah, what a boring job, it's all the same scenery, I really don't know what to see."

After the boss left, the ninja named Asuka started to complain.

Another person said: "You guy, just came back from recuperation and wanted to be lazy, restrain yourself, after all, it was the order of Hokage-sama. Who knows when this group of Uchiha lunatics will release another Kyuubi to endanger the village?"

Asuka: "Oh, I know. Speaking of the shift system, does it mean that Itachi from the Uchiha family has also come here?"

The other party: "...ah, Captain Kakashi brought him here"

Asuka: "Oh, really? Let him spy on his people? I can't believe it~"

The other party: "Right? I also think he is suspicious! Ordinary people would never do such a thing, right? But that guy went to work without saying anything! I really don't know what Hokage-sama thinks... To actually entrust such an important matter to that kind of person..."

Asuka: "That's to say, it's really hard to guess what adults think." Seven

The other party: "After all, it's that Uchiha! No matter how powerful he is, he actually believes in that kind of guy...! (whispering) If I have that kind of talent, I'm sure..."

Suddenly the people on the screen started to move, and in the sunset, they slowly converged towards Nanga Shrine, one of the important places of the Uchiha clan.

"Is this... a large-scale gathering?!"

"Yeah, don't be dazed, hurry up and write down the people who entered the shrine and the duration, these guys, I don't know what they are planning, they must report to Master Hokage in detail"

……

After changing shifts, Asuka walked out of the cramped basement to enjoy his rare rest time.He took off the beak mask in no one's place, the muscles and facial features on that face were agitated uncoordinatedly, and then it turned into a white and stiff face.

White human bodies with exactly the same face as it crawled out from the trees and the ground around it one after another.

"Ah, I'm so exhausted, such a boring job, why do I have to watch a group of humans walking around on the screen!"

"Oh, what a strange mask, I want to be this guy too!"

"No, no, it's my turn now!"

"By the way, is there anyone watching in that shrine? Didn't your mother say that any abnormalities should be reported?"

"No, I can't get in at all~ It seems that only qualified Uchiha ninjas can enter that gathering, even if they pretend to be ordinary clansmen, they will be kicked out!"

"Yeah, even if you hide underground, there are stones all around, and you can't hear what they are talking about. It will be troublesome if you are discovered."

All Bai Jue fell silent: "Uh—"

"I can't do it"

"I can't do it"

"That can't be done! It's so shameless! This is the order of the mother! Doesn't this make us very useless?!"

"That's right, I don't want my mother to be disappointed either."

There was another silence.Although they were silent, the white-headed people were actually not thinking about anything at all.

Suddenly, Bai Jue with a circle face raised his hand:

"That, actually, I found a problem: We artificial humans don't need to eat or poop. The taste and shape are understandable, but what does excretion itself feel like?"

"Humans are really troublesome. Sure enough, we are better at man-made humans."

So everyone was chattering again, but everyone didn't know what it felt like to defecate, and there was still no result.

"There is no other way, let's ask Mother!"

"Oh, what a great idea! Let's go back and find Mrs. Mother!"

"Long live my lord mother!"

"Long live my lord mother!"

Facing this daunting question, Kaguya raised his eyebrows as he looked at the collected information.

"It's convenient, is it?"

It's amazing that an artificial human like Bai Jue who has no self-awareness would be interested in this kind of thing, no, of course?After all, Bai Jue itself was born from the human beings who indulged in infinite monthly reading. It retained general common sense and some emotions. Strictly speaking, it was a semi-finished product without a soul. The living body would be more complete. Human attraction is also normal.

It's like a baby's instinct to imitate the habits of the surrounding creatures.

It's just, after all, it's nothing more than curiosity.

Baijue has no soul, they don't understand love and hate, and they don't know life and death. This is an irrefutable fact.

[This kind of hobby is handled by myself], so I said this, [I am also curious about your answers]

And for Kaguya, compared with Bai Jue's poo philosophy, she is more concerned about the information that "Uchiha intends to rebel and has held illegal gatherings many times", and she also gave Bai Jue a love list.

Combined with the last three generations of Hokage's sharp cuts in the budget of the Uchiha Guard, coupled with many new and old grudges, it's no wonder that the proud and unruly Uchiha clan can endure it.

……civil war?

No, according to the information, Konoha was wary of Uchiha as early as the second generation, so he gradually expelled the capable Uchiha from the power center little by little, and deployed a comprehensive monitoring system in advance , How could such a thing be allowed to happen.

Coupled with the official response to Uchiha's initial ambiguity...

A bold speculation flashed through his mind.

At this moment, Kaguya's eyes fell on a familiar name.

——Uchiha... Shisui.

[Intelligence up to the standard, prestige up to the standard, hidden attribute ≥ 8, power ≥ 5, intelligence collection ≥ 10, testing the favorability of related characters in the branch line...]

——[Congratulations on triggering the hidden special route]——

"Zhishui, wait a minute, we have something to talk to you"

At the end of the rally, Shisui followed the flow of people towards the gate, turned his head because of the call behind him, and standing there was the upper level of the garrison, Uchiha Inahina and Uchiha Yatsushiro, one of the right and left hands of the patriarch Uchiha Fugaku.

"Oh, what's the matter?"

Zhishui raised his heart, but he still responded to them without changing his expression. He followed them into a small room in the shrine. atmosphere of.

"Actually, we have something to ask you, Zhishui, after much deliberation, it turns out that only you are qualified for this task"

"...Is it about [that incident]?"

Inahiro nodded, then shook his head again: "It's about Itachi. Although the captain defended him until the end, even the son of the patriarch, it's really difficult for him to be absent from the assembly again and again. I don't doubt his loyalty to the family, you understand, Shisui, for [that matter], absolutely no mistakes are allowed."

"This is a major event concerning the future of the clan"

Zhishui felt the silent burning darkness on the two of them, and pursed his lips: "Itachi is indeed not very gregarious, but he is the best genius in the family after all, so doubting him is too..."

"Because he is the best Uchiha!"

Daohuo cried out, as if he couldn't suppress his anger, "He is the hope of our clan! Whether it's the captain or us, we all thought so at the beginning! But that guy is too arrogant! Anbu, but he refuses to leak any information! What the hell is he doing? Can’t he see how far our family has been pushed by Konoha?! He is Uchiha’s Itachi, our next leader, but!"

"Rice fire, enough"

Yatsushiro stopped Daohuo, who was dominated by anger, and continued on his behalf: "That's it, Shisui, there are already many people in the clan who have doubts about Itachi, what if he really falls for Muki? Ye...We don't want this kind of thing to happen either, for the sake of the clan, can you please monitor him?"

"by me……?!"

"You are like his brother, you are very trusted by him, and you don't want to watch Itachi betray the clan and lose everything, so, Shisui, we hope you can stop him before that, please, Shisui !"

Yatsushiro and Inahura bent down together.

How could such a thing be possible...Itachi is treated like a brother by him!Moreover, it is impossible for Itachi to betray the clan, he values ​​his family and Sasuke's children so much, he has been working hard to protect the relationship between the clan and the village, and has been working hard to gain the trust of the third generation!

For the clan to live in peace with the village!How could you guys misunderstand him so much!

Shisui tried to struggle: "Then, Master Fuyue's meaning..."

It was Daohuo who gave him the final blow: "The captain has already agreed. You know——Shishui!"

Even Master Fuyue...

Can not accept.

Can't refuse.

His head was dizzy, Shishui really wanted to reject them, but...he knew better that even he would not lose the trust of his clan, even if he refused, there would be others to watch Itachi... until then...

Zhishui closed his eyes, and his voice was calm: "I understand. Just leave it to me."

"Great, Zhishui, as expected, only you are the hope of our clan!"

Hope... how ironic...

The insincere words spit out from his mouth: "What are you talking about, of course, I am Uchiha's Shisui!"

Daohuo nodded, and finally put down a big rock, with a relaxed expression on his face, the two brothers patted him on the shoulder: "Yeah, Shisui, you are different from that guy Itachi, you have always been very reliable! What, Would you like to come to my house for a drink? Mom misses you very much, the three of us haven’t been together for a long time, right?”

"No, I'm very tired today, please say hello to Aunt Jing for me, I also miss her pancakes very much."

"Hahaha, I see, I will ask my mother to leave a copy for you tomorrow, and you can come to the store to pick it up after work! Count me in."

"...Ah, thank you"

After Zhishui greeted them, he was about to leave.

Yatsushiro's indifferent voice sounded again: "Speaking of which, Shisui, have you gotten close to a child in the village recently? Is it the child who came to the clan last time? I advise you not to get too deep."

Shishui's back paused, and walked out.

When the mayor heard this, he let out a sigh of relief, and all the squires fell down one by one.Immediately, flattery came over like they didn't want money. .seven

"Uncle Jiu deserves to be Uncle Jiu, he is amazing!"

"..."

"Uncle Nine is our Renjia Town's Dinghaishenzhen!"

"..."

"Uncle Jiu is worthy of being a disciple of Maoshan, Taoism is superb, I suggest..."

The flattering skills of a group of squires are really extraordinary, one or two, they come as soon as they open their mouths, it seems that they don't need to think about it.

"Ugh……"

Uncle Jiu sighed slightly.

"Why, Uncle Jiu, is there any hidden danger in this matter?"

Seeing the mayor, his heart sank and he asked quickly.

"That's right, Uncle Nine, this...couldn't there be any accidents?"

Some squires, who were paying attention to Uncle Jiu's expression, hurriedly asked.

They can't help but be careless.

After all, this matter is related to their wealth and lives.

"Everyone misunderstood, this matter was completely resolved, but... What Pindao didn't expect was that that evil beast actually slaughtered hundreds of lives in Huang Zhai.

Poor Dao face to face, but can not save, I really feel ashamed.Huang Wanwan and his son were also murdered by this evil beast, and Pindao was also unable to save them. "

Uncle Jiu sighed, his face heavy.

"Everyone, I can't blame my senior brother for this incident. After all, manpower is exhausted. The evil beast that caused the disaster is a quasi-evil god. An existence of this level is stronger than me and other cultivators. .

save people from them...