Beipai Tomb Raiders Notes

It's so embarrassing.

She froze for two seconds, then quickly turned around:

"Brother Xiang! You! Why did you run out without wearing pants!"

In this situation, in the current popular words, our company is dead....

On the surface, I pretended nothing had happened, but in my heart I wanted to find a crack in the ground and sneak in!

When I got dressed and came out, her ears were red all the way down to the base of her neck.

I didn't blush, but felt very embarrassed, after all, men and women can't accept kissing.

Then several people washed up one after another and came out.

The scrubber was shirtless, with a towel on his shoulders, and asked with a smile, "How many people? Can I work? Are you more comfortable now?"

"Ha ha!"

Uncle Liu laughed: "It hurts a little bit! But your bathing skills are really top-notch! I feel like I'm at least ten catties lighter!"

I joked: "Grandpa, the three of you together have dropped at least ten catties of mud. If you want to save the mud from your bodies, you can make at least a hundred leg-stretching pills."

Uncle Liu waved his hand: "It's nothing to me. There are people in our gang who don't take a bath all their lives! The old mud on their bodies is like a piece of clothing! Mosquito repellent in summer and cold wind in winter!"

The scrub guy was in his 30s, and his name was Wang Manxiang. He stared and said, "Is there another style like that? When you say that, my hands itch again!"

He said: "Do you know the famous Yusheng Pond in Qingdao in the past? My grandfather has rubbed there for 30 years, and my father has rubbed there for 20 years. Many big bosses are used to their methods. If he is not there, the big bosses will be there. Don’t wash it! It’s a pity to say it now, but I also blamed my grandfather for being too stupid. If he could talk, he would become a general by taking a bath!”

When I asked, it turned out that there was a real story.

During the period of the Republic of China, the business of the Yushengchi bathhouse in Qingdao, Shandong was booming, and there were dozens of bathers. There was a bath worker named Li Yanqing who was a colleague of his grandfather. At that time, Li Yanqing was attracted by Cao Kun, a warlord who liked to take baths. After taking away, after Cao Kun gained power, he was directly awarded the title of major general!Just because this person is good at scrubbing, the chickens and dogs have ascended to heaven!

The rubbing brother is very skilled. When I checked out, I gave 500 yuan directly, and the extra was considered a tip, and the other party was very happy.

Before leaving, Grandpa Liu suddenly turned around and asked.

"You have been working here for so long, have you ever seen a person with a mole on the sole of his foot? He is about 60 years old."

The bathing brother snorted, frowned and said, "Is there a mole on the sole of the right foot? He still wears wool. The old man has a round oval face and a mustache. He is quite addicted to cigarettes, and he can't leave his cigarettes."

"That's right!"

Uncle Liu excitedly said: "You have seen it! Where is this man!"

"Let's think about it... This person has been to our bathhouse a few times before. He seems to be called Lao Yu. I don't know where he lives, but as far as I know, if you want to find him, you can go to Look for a cigarette shop over there at 798."

"Tobacco hotel?" I asked suspiciously.

He whispered to me: "The 798 is a smoking hotel on the surface, but in fact there is a hole in it, and you can't get in without acquaintances. I went there once with a friend, and there are all single rooms for people to smoke local goods! Who wants to smoke? Hey, you can still spend 500 yuan to find a wife with a big ass | buttocks, who will cover all kinds of work, it's so cool."

"Really? Damn, there are still people who smoke opium in this day and age? Nobody checked?" I asked in surprise after realizing it.

"Ha ha...."

He said with a smile: "Nowadays people are not called opium smokers, they are called hookah smokers. They just play around the edges, and no one checks. Even if the business comes, it's fine, the boss has someone above him!"

I frowned and said, "Well, didn't you say that there is no acquaintance there to bring us in? How about you take us there?"

"That won't work! I'm going to have guests right now!"

"The 1000 yuan will be treated as my lost wages for you."

"This....."

"Okay! Then I'll take you for a while! But when you get there, don't say you're looking for someone, or they will definitely not let you in. Wait until I change my clothes."

This trip is mainly to inquire about news, there should not be too many people, and finally it is decided that I, Uncle Liu and Brother Ruozhan will go there.

The locals should be familiar with the 798 Art Zone on the Jiuxian Bridge, which was built by Maozi decades ago with the aid of us. It covers an area of ​​hundreds of thousands of square meters, where a large number of young painters, artists, writers, sculptors, and dancers gather. Wait, it was once known as the holy land of art in the capital, known as countless talented scholars and beauties.People with low education and no inklings like us will be looked down upon there, and those who play high art will regard people like us as inferior people.

However, there is also a dark corner in the sacred and noble place, and in this corner, there is also evil and evil.

When the night falls and the moonlight covers the entire art area, those so-called artists will get drunk, take drugs, fight, and whore chicken... Those who paint body art often have sex with models while painting .

If they are unfortunately caught, they will use the excuse that they are looking for inspiration for their own artistic creation, which can be summed up in four words, "extremely hypocritical."

"That's the store. Don't talk nonsense when you go in later. I'll talk to people. I have money on me, right?"

I nodded and said yes.

This smoking hotel looks very ordinary on the outside. Under the introduction of the bathing brother, I first paid a deposit of 1000 yuan, and then a person led us down to the basement.

Yes, there is a secret basement here.

The moment I opened the door, I was shocked by the scene inside.

There are several billiard tables, TVs, and rows of sofa beds. There are about 20 young men and women, and they all lie leisurely on the sofa beds and smoke "hookah".

There is a delicate and small pure copper "kerosene lamp" on the bedside table. They hold the big cigarette rod with both hands, take a puff, and spit it out. The flames of the oil lamp are reflected on the faces of these people, and they all look intoxicated.

A middle-aged man came to entertain us.

"Are you here for the first time? Have you played elsewhere before?"

The rubbing brother said that we are his friends, and this time we are here to try something new.

"Hehe, no problem. Look at my place. They are all young people. Smoking waterpipes is a popular trend now. Everyone is under a lot of pressure at work, so they need to relax once in a while!"

"You are here for the first time, and you are not familiar with the process and tools. Find a smoker, 100 yuan an hour."

"Smoke Wife", this profession used to be popular in the big tobacco halls in Shanghai, but it should have disappeared a long time ago, I didn't expect it to exist.

The main job of a smoker's wife is to help customers "select guns, make cigarettes, adjust cigarettes, and hold lights". This is a technical job. Prepare the legendary "Seven Star Pipe Tobacco", and you can taste seven different flavors in one sip.

According to the old rules, the Yan sister-in-law sells her art but not her body. If a customer wants to do something, they can either spend money to order a flower smoke girl or a bar wife. These two can accompany the smoker, chat with whoever they want to play with, One train.

The smoker who served us was in her 30s, with fair skin, wearing a fishnet outfit and a hip-wrapping skirt, and always had a smile on her face, especially when she bent down inadvertently, the steep mountain scenery was undoubtedly exposed.

I'm okay, after all we've seen big storms, but Brother Scrub is not good, his eyes are sour, as if he can't wait to overwhelm the other party.

Sister-in-law Yan didn't seem to see Brother Rubbing's foolishness. She held a tray with both hands, and there were several kinds of bongs with different appearances on the tray.

Her voice is lazy and soft, it sounds like a spring breeze,

"Three bosses, it's the first time to play, choosing the right gun is very important, different guns bring completely different feelings."

The rubbing brother patted the table and said loudly: "It's not the first time I've come here! Just use the bamboo salute! I like big ones!"

I took a sip of water, shook my head and said I don't understand, please introduce me.

Sister-in-law Yan smiled and said: "We mainly have five kinds of guns here, namely the golden bird flute, the bamboo salute, the Alga iceberg island, the seven-hole ascending fairy, and the soul-returning shrimp beard gun."

"Which gun is the most powerful?" I asked curiously.

"Of course it's the Shrimp Beard Spear and Immortal Xiao. Ascension Xiao is the most expensive. If you're sure to use it, we'll give you some benefits."

"What benefits, tell me about it?"

She smiled generously: "Piao Piao Wonderland, sucking up and blowing down, all men like it."

"it is good!"

The bathing brother immediately excitedly said: "I don't use the mottled bamboo salute anymore! Change it for me! Replace it with Qikong Shengxianxiao!"

After all, the bath brother stood up and untied his belt.

The lady-in-law looked stunned, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Brother Rubbing smiled and said, "Didn't you say that! Suck up and blow down! Come on!"

Madam Yan's expression changed, her lips moved, and I felt that she seemed to say the word silly.

Good professionalism made Mrs. Yan smiled and said: "Boss, you misunderstood, I don't do this kind of work, and a special wife will come to do it later."

The bath brother let out an oh, and then sat down.

Then the three of us began to puff and smoke under the service of Mrs. Yan. The gun I chose was the canary flute, and Uncle Liu chose the Alga Iceberg Island. One was the normal flavor and the other was the cold mint flavor.

When I smoked it, I didn't have a lung, and I spit it out after taking a puff, but even so, I still felt a slight dizziness in my head. His smoke cream must be mixed with some kind of contraband. If you smoke for a long time, you will definitely become addicted.

After about 10 minutes, Mrs. Yan got up and went out, and then the door was pushed open, and I heard the sound of high heels walking.

This should be Mrs. Tiao's arrival, I hurriedly sat up from the sofa bed.

"It's you!"

I immediately exclaimed: "Why are you here!"