Beipai Tomb Raiders Notes

I look at this girl.

She took a deep breath and said directly: "That's right, I volunteered to be a medicine pigeon for others, so that I can get paid two thousand and five at a time."

I cursed, went back to get my things and headed downstairs. It was past four o'clock, and Panjiayuan would open the door around five o'clock.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I walked to the Warwick Bridge, this long-haired girl ran to catch up. It could be seen that she ran very hard, and kept covering her belly with one hand.

"What are you doing with me?"

"me!"

She turned pale and said, "I need money now! I think you are a capable person! I want to go with you!"

"What's your name? How old are you?"

"My surname is Bai! Just call me Xiaobai! I'm 20 this year!"

"Hehe, Xiaobai? I'm still called Xiaohei! Your name is really random."

"You misunderstood the person. First, I have no skills! Second, I'm a poor man! To tell you the truth, I'm about 100 feet tall! Most of them were just snatched from your boyfriend! I'm poor If you can eat this, if you want to eat it, I will give it to you!"

I took out the cold finger cakes from my pocket and handed them to her.

She shook her head desperately and said, "I believe in my vision! You must be a capable man!"

Her eyes were red, and her voice was urgent: "Within ten days! I have to make up 10 yuan! My grandma was hospitalized with a cerebral hemorrhage! If I can't get the money, she won't be able to have the operation! The hospital has Arrears!"

She looked straight at me and said loudly, "For this money! I would do anything! I can be a cow! I can even kill someone!"

I frowned secretly.

She is not lying, I can see that she may really kill someone for 10 yuan.

I have encountered this kind of thing several times. Once, Bean Sprouts even joked that I am a kind person who loves to do good, and I am so annoying!

10 yuan, a week ago, I spit it out!The problem is that I am now a mud bodhisattva crossing the river and I can't protect myself!I always eat the last meal without the next meal!

"Okay! Stop following me! I can't help you!"

After walking about [-] meters, I looked back and saw her standing on the Warwick Bridge in a daze, lost in spirit.

I said to myself in my heart: "Damn...Xiang Yunfeng, you will die at the hands of a woman sooner or later."

I ran back quickly and said, "Hey! I have a plan to make quick money, but I don't guarantee success! You think about it, and your injury?"

"Don't think about it! Brother! I'll do it! My injury doesn't get in the way!" She looked excited.

I took a bite of the pancake, swallowed it and said, "I don't sympathize with you. You are a woman. You have advantages in certain aspects and can help me. I will make a donkey game. You will listen to my arrangements and cooperate with me throughout the process." .”

"I don't know what a donkey game is. Brother, I don't know your name yet."

"You can just call me Brother Xiang. You only need to do it, you don't need to understand it, and watch me for the whole process."

In Panjiayuan in 2006, small leaks could be picked up on the stalls, but it’s unrealistic if you want to pick up hundreds of thousands of big leaks. There are handicrafts and fakes from all over the country here, and even some good things are sold at a high price. Trust me, People who come here to shop are not human beings in the eyes of the vendors, they are pigs!Well dressed, regardless of gender, is a big fat pig.

This woman's real name is Bai Shuang, so I call her Xiaobai. I told her to find a place to tidy herself up, change into good clothes, bring a fake diamond ring and a gold bracelet, and come to Panjiayuan North Gate with me at one o'clock in the afternoon. confluence.

After she left, I didn't enter the market, but squatted on the steps of the north gate parking lot and waited.

The locals should know, right?At that time, there were five or six people with Xinjiang accents at the door, holding a lot of white Hetian jade for sale. If you dare to ask how much this kind of Xinjiang people cost, they will chase you home, and keep pestering you if you don’t buy it. looking at you.

The jade sold by Xinjiang people is very white, as white as snow. Of course, it is not genuine, nor is it made of plastic resin. This kind of jade is pressed out of white jade powder through a hydraulic press.

I fell in love with a white jade Pixiu and asked how much it was.

He immediately said: "Friend! My good friend! I am from Xinjiang! Hetian jade is out and out! Good friends like to give [-]! [-] let's make good friends!"

"Too expensive! Don't!"

"Good friend, tell me! How much are you talking about! Good stuff! Hetian jade!" He was wearing a large string of white jade bracelets, which jingled.

"Twenty." I said directly.

He stared, and immediately changed into an authentic mandarin: "Fuck you, are you looking for something to do when you have nothing to do? Go away, don't affect my business!"

I was not angry when I was scolded, so I just smiled and said: "Brother, you are made of jade powder, and the purchase cost is only a dozen yuan. In this way, I will give you [-] yuan, sell me one, and you can earn [-] yuan for nothing." gone."

He stared at me for a few seconds, then suddenly grinned, and said in a low voice, "Choose one, don't make a fuss, fat pigs are hard to touch these days."

Eighty bought the white jade Pixiu, and I went to the scrap yard to find some rusty scrap iron. I asked the owner of the scrap yard to borrow an angle grinder and started grinding the scrap iron.

What I wanted was "rust", and I collected a small bag after a while.

The most advanced way to make old ancient jade is the "leg of lamb method", which is to cut the leg of lamb and stuff the jade in, and then take it out every two years. The patina can't be recognized by experts. I have limited time, so I use the ancient rust method as a last resort.

Dig a bag of soil, any soil is fine, add water and stir it into mud, and wrap the jade Pixiu with the mud, similar to beggar chicken.

Then throw it into a big fire and burn it for an hour and a half.It must be wrapped in mud and burned. If the jade is burned directly, it will be blackened.

Pick it out from the fire, smash the surface mud, and use fine sandpaper to rub the jade surface vigorously while it is still hot, remember to grind in one direction.

When viewed under a magnifying glass, the ancient jade made in this way will have subtle wear and tear marks.

A bag of baking soda, half a bag of tea, boiled water and let it cool, throw the polished jade into the water to soak.

Then mix old mature vinegar and water in a ratio of 1:4, add raw rust, and heat it in the pot again.

Get a pot of boiling and bubbling black water, scoop it with a spoon, and pour it on the jade. At this time, the surface of the jade will form black pulp and rust at a speed visible to the naked eye, very similar to the unearthed state of a raw pit .

In the last step, apply a little sewing machine oil and rub back and forth with a dry towel for half an hour, and you're done.

This method is much better than the simple method of corrosion with strong acid, soaking in dung, boiling tea, etc., and most people can't tell the truth from the fake.

I took a look at it myself and was very satisfied with my work. In this way, this fake product bought for 80 yuan was transformed into a Ming Dynasty Hetian Baiyu Pixiu unearthed in a living pit.

Remember this, in this business, as long as you are courageous, have many means, and have a wild way, you can definitely make money, how bold you are!How productive the land is.By the way, a real story, in 2005, there was a young man who sold fake Ru kilns in the West District. He sold them to a foreign woman within three days.It was sold for more than 190 million. Later, people from foreign embassies came to Panjiayuan to look for it, and the young people left early!

At 12:[-], I waited for Xiaobai at the north gate of Panjiayuan, and bought a boxed lunch with my last ten yuan.

After one o'clock, she came on time.

When I saw it, my eyes lit up.

It's a beauty!

It really echoes the old saying, if a woman can dress herself up, there is nothing ugly.