Beipai Tomb Raiders Notes

It was three poles in the sun before Master Yu got up.

His face was ruddy, refreshed, and he didn't look hurt at all.

He played for four and a half hours last night, and I listened for four and a half hours.

There was no shouting of men and women, only the creaking and shaking of the bed boards and the occasional strong and sometimes weak applause. Later, I heard the hot and uncomfortable sound, so I simply blocked my ears with paper.

"Morning, Master Yu!"

"morning."

"Sister Xianshui hasn't woken up yet?"

"No, she's a little tired, let her sleep a little longer."

"Master Yu, I want to ask you a question about the injury you suffered yesterday..."

He grinned and said: "I did it on purpose. The back is the most important place for martial arts practitioners. I have been practicing martial arts for 30 years. How could I be injured by a group of low-level hooligans?"

"Sometimes when we men pursue women, we must dare to take the initiative to use small means."

"By the way", Master Yu turned to me and said, "I'll go to the flower shop to buy a bunch of flowers later, you pay the bill."

"For Mrs. Salty Water?" I asked.

He smiled and said: "Today is the first day we confirmed our relationship. Of course, we need to send flowers to commemorate this special day. You have to understand that I, Yu Kelong, are now employed by you. You are the employer. During this period, apart from food, clothing, housing and transportation , I have to pay for all my expenses!"

"No problem, I understand the rules! Is it enough to give you a sum of money? Is 20 enough? Then you don't have to ask me every time."

Yu Keyuan frowned and shook his head: "No way! How much it costs! Just ask the employer for as much as you want! This is an old rule! You can't break the rules!"

I didn't expect Yu to know how to flower, I said to buy red roses, red roses are the most colorful in July, but he insisted on buying "purple roses".At that time, there were only a few small flower shops in Huangshi, most of which only had red roses and white roses. It took a lot of effort to find purple roses.

I asked him why he insisted on buying the purple one?

Master Yu explained: "Red roses represent young and passionate love. Mrs. Xianshui and I are both over that age. It is inappropriate. White roses represent noble and pure love. Yellow roses represent sad and waiting love. Not suitable, only purple roses are suitable, it symbolizes mature love between men and women, because we are all mature."

I seldom send flowers to women, so I don't understand that there are so many things to say here.

I suddenly remembered that the last time I gave the head to a foreign old lady was also a red rose. It seems that I made a mistake and I have to teach him when I go back.

Mrs. Xianshui was very happy after receiving the purple roses, but when she heard that Master Yu was going to follow me, Mrs. Xianshui's face immediately became gloomy.

Seeing this, I hurriedly said, "We'll be back when we're done! I've paid for this room for a month, Mrs. Xianshui, you can live here with peace of mind and wait for us to come back!"

Master Yu also nodded: "Yes, sister, you can wait for me at ease, we will go here for ten days at most, and we will come back after finishing our business."

Mrs. Xianshui is not the clingy type of little girl, she clearly distinguishes the priorities, after my persuasion, she agreed to wait here for us when we come back.

At noon, I went to buy a second-hand Santana and planned to drive it to Shiyan.I like to drive this kind of cheap second-hand car that costs thousands of yuan. First, because it is low-key and won’t attract attention. Second, because I throw it away every time I finish driving it. I have thrown away at least seven or eight cars before.

It was supposed to leave at [-] pm, but Master Yu kept waiting. He said he called a friend to bring something over.

We waited until around 06:30 when a middle-aged fat man arrived at our hotel from another place. I saw that the fat man gave Master Yu something wrapped in a red cloth, which looked very mysterious.

I asked what?

Master Yu put the red cloth into the yellow cloth bag and said: "This is a very powerful traditional weapon for five hundred yuan. It is usually not easy to show it to others. This time I am afraid that I will encounter a difficult master, so I asked my fellow apprentice to bring it to me. .”

I understood right away, five hundred dollars a family relies on fingers to kill people, so there is a [-]% probability that this weapon is a "knuckle tiger"!

If Master Yu wears knuckles, it must be extremely powerful!

Before leaving, Yu Kelong called the fat man who delivered the things, and told him: "Junior Brother, besides delivering the things, I have another request for you. You secretly protect my sister. I'm afraid that after I leave, those gangsters will come to you." The little bastard came to trouble him."

The fat man immediately cupped his hands: "Don't worry, this matter is on me."

The fat man asked again: "Senior brother, what kind of person are you going to deal with this time? Master told us in the third time when he was still alive that the tiger god lotus is too lethal! It will definitely kill people! It can't be used easily!"

I was secretly shocked while listening.

"Tiger God Lotus?"

I guess this thing should be a secret weapon inherited by Jiangxi Five Hundred Coins!It's like Xie Qirong's big rattle that can shoot out people's brains!

"Junior Brother, you don't need to ask any more questions. Maybe you won't need this item for this trip. Anyway, you just need to protect my sister for me."

.....

It was late at night, and a worn-out black Santana was driving slowly on the road.

The little Taoist lied to me.

He said it was not far!I just looked at the map!At least a few hundred kilometers!It would be nice to be here at noon tomorrow!

"Boy, I said your car is too broken! Why doesn't it even have a piece of glass?"

I smiled while driving: "It's hard to earn money these days, so save as much as you can. This car lacks a few pieces of glass, but it's cheap! It has glass at least 1 yuan! This one is only a few thousand yuan! Besides Master Yu, it’s summer, we’ll spend two dollars more for the evening breeze, and the air conditioner will be saved!”

Never thought.

After running on the road for about an hour, before I got on the national highway, it suddenly rained, and it was heavy rain!

Master Yu kept wiping his face.

He turned to me and asked, "Why don't you check the weather forecast?"

The rain is clattering, and the thunder is loud!And mixed with strong winds!

I also wiped my face vigorously, and said loudly: "I didn't expect it to rain!"

Master Yu wiped the water off his face vigorously again, and said, "Do you think we should find a place to shelter from the rain now?"

Already out of the Yellowstone boundary!

There is no front here, no shop behind the village!I don't know where it is!Don't talk about hotels around!Not even a ghost shadow!

I said loudly: "Persevere! There may be a hotel ahead!"

Master Yu's face was dark, and he spit out the water in his mouth.

Misfortunes never come singly, when people are unlucky, they always get unlucky one after another!

The car suddenly made a strange noise, then the front of the car shook non-stop, and finally stopped slowly.

Master Yu had already taken off his shirt and covered his head, he suddenly said excitedly: "There is a house in front! Go there to hide from the rain!"

I saw it was true!

The two of us got out of the car immediately and ran there in the rain.

This is an old house before liberation, not far from the roadside. The theme structure is the old blue bricks from before, and it seems that it has not been lived in for a long time.

There was an old rusty lock hanging on the gate. I was anxious to avoid the rain, but Master Yu kicked the door open.

I took out my mobile phone to light it up, and it turned out to be a yard inside. I entered the main house and looked around, it was very dilapidated.

There is no bed, only a few pieces of solid wood furniture eaten by insects and rats, and the floor is full of all kinds of garbage and dust.

I simply tidied up a place, found something that could burn and lit a fire, and I sat on the ground, holding wet clothes with wooden sticks and chatting by the fire.

Suddenly, there was a gust of wind, and a ball of waste paper was blown on my face.

When I opened it, I saw the number "9" written upside down with a brush on the paper ball.

I was taken aback, and quickly threw the paper away, cursing bad luck!

This is "coat paper", also called Luoqi money. It is burned for the dead. The numbers on it are written upside down. There are fifty sheets in a package. When you are 60 years old, write one to sixty on the jacket paper.

Master Yu obviously understood too. He looked around and said loudly to the air: "Sorry to bother you. I'm passing by on a rainy day. I'll stay overnight and leave afterward."

No one responded, only the sparse sound of rain responded to us.

"Ah!"

Feeling sleepy, I sneezed, looked up at the roof, and found two loops of thick rope wrapped around the beams.

"Master Yu, I don't know why this place hasn't been demolished. I always feel gloomy."

"Hehe, are you a grave robber afraid of these things?"

"How could I be afraid? I'm just talking casually!"

He said: "Stop talking about this, talk about something else, how many girlfriends have you guys talked about?"

I said that there are too many, I can't remember, at least there are dozens of them.

Master Yu suddenly smiled and said, "Excellent, youth is the capital, which trick are you best at in bed? Do you need me to teach you a trick or two?"

"Yo! Master Yu, I won't be sleepy if you talk about this!"

"It's hard to say which move I'm good at, anyway, I can do six tops, eight pressures and nine flips!"

"Six tops, eight presses and nine flips? What kind of trick is that? I've never heard of it." He said.

"Hehe, Master Yu, you still don't know much!"

"Let's just say this flip! There are three types of flips: side flips! front flips! back flips! For ordinary women, flipping once is not enough! Flipping twice, her nails can dig into your flesh! If flipping three times, tsk tsk tsk. …”

"Master Yu, do you know how to explore treasures in Dragon Palace?"

"Can you turn a snail's turn?"

"King Kong knocks on the door, will you?"

"Diao Chan worships the moon, will you know?"

"Yuxiang shallow bottom, do you know?"

"Do you know how a goat hits a tree?"

"Zen attached to the tortoise, do you know it?"....... (These are all I read from the ancient book of the old Gu king.)

"Boy, you are really amazing! I have never heard of most of what you said!"

"Of course that's great! But speaking of which, Master Yu, we can talk about it in private. We men can't be too obsessed with women. We still have to have big ambitions and put our career first."

Master Yu was about to speak, when suddenly, his face changed!Eyes staring unblinkingly behind me.

I felt a chill behind my back, so I slowly turned my head.