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Chapter 456 Master Yu and Mrs. Salty Water
"Master Yu! Master Yu, don't go!"
I ran two steps quickly and reached out to block the door first.
"Master Yu, as long as you agree to help me this time! You can put forward any conditions you want! I, Xiang Yunfeng, will never say anything if I can do it! Of course! Your well-behaved boy knows! 500 yuan gift money! I will not lose a cent! "
Yu Kelong glanced at me with a slightly weird look, frowned and said: "Boy, do you know that Xie Qirong is not an ordinary expert, he became famous more than ten years earlier than my master, if there is a direct confrontation with him, I'm not sure I can win, for 500 yuan, you let me risk my life?"
"Master Yu, your words are serious! I didn't really ask you to fight Xie Qirong!"
"I mean just let you protect me!"
I said excitedly: "Take a step back, even if there is a conflict! Xie Qirong is already old and frail, a bad old man in his dying years. Last time I saw him, he walked like this."
I used a broom as a crutch, bent down, gasped, and limped slowly.
"Is this true?"
"Exactly!"
"Haha, you have a glib tongue! You and I should think about this matter before we talk about it." After speaking, Yu Kelong went upstairs to find something to do.
Brother Yu came over and said, "Yunfeng, he's fond of wine and sex, I think you can do what he likes. Afterwards, he cannibalize people and make his mouth soft. I think he will agree to help you."
"Good wine and sex?"
I asked puzzledly: "Forget about the good wine, Brother Yu, how did you find out that he loves sex?"
Yu Kelong's voice was resonant, his seal was smooth, his eyes were clear, and his whole person was full of vigor and energy. Just looking at his appearance, he definitely didn't look like the kind of vain drunkard.
Brother Yu glanced at the second floor, and said: "Forget about the old saying that people should not be judged by their appearance, how many days have you known this Yu? It's not what I said, it's rumors in the world, I guess most of those rumors are not true. Out of nowhere."
I stroked my chin and thought about it, then looked towards the second floor and smiled knowingly.
When I ask someone to do something, I am not afraid that he is fond of wine and sex, but I am afraid that he has no desires and no desires.
It was around 9 o'clock this evening, in an alley on the north side of Garden Avenue.
In the early years, the locals called it Anle Lane, and there were dozens of game halls, large and small Internet cafes, and 24-hour restaurants around it.
In the big sweep in 2001, the entire urban area focused on this alley, and a total of "2950" escort girls were arrested, cleared, and sent home. These are all real data that can be found. From this, one can imagine How lively it is at night, it is not too much to say that the lights are bright.
"Boy! What did you bring me here for?"
With my leather bag under my arm, I smiled and said, "Just play! Master Yu, you are so tired from practicing martial arts every day! You have to relax once in a while! This is called combining work and rest!"
"Hmph! Don't think that I don't know the little tricks in your heart and use this kind of vulgar thing to bribe me? You really listened to other people's words and thought I, Yu Kelong, was that kind of person?"
When he said this, his expression was indifferent, and I thought I had made a mistake.
"Yu...Master Yu, let's go back then?"
Unexpectedly, Yu Kelong changed his voice and said, "Now that everyone is here, it's okay to go in for a walk."
Seeing him swaggering into the alley, I scratched my head, opened my purse and took a look.
I took 5000 yuan in cash before I came here, which should be enough for me to spend tonight.
Different from the prostitutes in the north, the doors of the prostitutes in the north are generally ajar, and the young lady sits in the room kowtowing sunflower seeds and watching TV. Generally, she doesn't come out, and even fewer take the initiative to call out to attract people.But it is different in the southern region. Actively seducing men with words is considered a small Karami, and many people are dragged into the house in the street.
Just two steps away, a curly-haired woman in her 30s came to grab Master Yu and shouted persuasively, "Brother, give me a massage! Come in and sit down for a while! Have a glass of water!"
Yu Kelong shook off the curly-haired girl and continued walking forward.
At this point, I figured it out.
Brother Yu is right, this old boy is a sensualist, and he doesn't like ordinary vulgar fans.
Then find the best, I have enough money.
I found a local old turtle, gave him 500 yuan, and asked him to take us to find a beautiful and young one.
As a result, he went to more than a dozen houses in a row, but Yu Kelong was not satisfied.
When he entered the room, he first asked the woman in this way: "Playing vegetable games, calling hall games, and eating flower wine, what are you good at?"
These women are generally young, and they looked at each other in a daze, not knowing how to answer him.
I'm a little impatient.
It's not that she's not beautiful, nor is she in a bad shape. Anyone led by the old turtle can be regarded as a beautiful woman, but he just doesn't like it.
I asked him: "Master Yu, tell me the truth, what kind of person do you want? To put it bluntly, we are here to find chickens, not to pick wives. Do you have any special hobbies? "
Unexpectedly, Yu Kelong suddenly sighed and said: "Ah! The world is going downhill! The whores are dying! They can't even match the most basic incisions! Even if they look beautiful! They can't catch my surname Yu's eyes! "
"I grass..."
I was shocked, and I scolded him in my heart: "You are a fucking weirdo, you have to ask someone to cut you up when you come out to find a girl! If you don't agree with her, just call her bad! Damn it's 2006! It's not like living in the world. A century! How can there be so many girls who understand incision!"
Of course, I dare not say these words clearly. If I say it, he will definitely be angry. Maybe he hit my Achilles heel, and it would not be fun to kill me.
I'm a thief, and I'm also a low-ranking person, so I still have a little understanding of the prostitutes in the past. It is popular on the Internet to talk about Jiaofangsi, and that kind of thing didn't exist hundreds of years ago.
In the old society, the level of play was arranged from high to low, and the most high-end place for prostitutes was called "Shuyuyuan".This is a place where artisans do not sell themselves, and only serve the powerful and powerful. Generally, rich people have no status here.
Next is "Changsanyuan",
Immediately afterwards, "Two or Three Yaofang".
Next is the "Pheasant Yard", where there are two types of mobile pheasants and residential pheasants. The former are usually sold by ordinary women who are in trouble to make a living, while the latter are purely lazy and fantasized about living the life of a rich wife. women are selling,
Next is, "Huayan Room".
This place is for smokers, which refers to the place where smokers used to smoke cigarettes. To put it bluntly, they accompany smokers. They are responsible for helping old smokers get the cream, light the fire, turn on the lights, and blow bubbles. Now we say the word "bubble", It originated from the flower smoke room at the earliest.
There is another one below, which is the darkest and most helpless place in the whole prostitute system. This place is called "nail shed".
70% of the women in the nail shed were trafficked and could not escape, and they could only die in this place in the end, and 30% were old and lustful women who were not wanted elsewhere.Most of these women have lost their fertility, and their average life expectancy is no more than 40 years old. They are numb and have lost all beautiful illusions about life. Every day life is four things, "eating, sleeping, dressing, and undressing." They The service objects are mainly grooms, rickshaw drivers, jobless people, and small businessmen in the past.
In the nail shed, the whole process pays attention to the word "fast".
Give the money, enter the house, and be done.
It takes no more than 10 minutes per person on average, and it is as fast as driving a nail, so it is called a nail shed.In the past, it cost only [-] cents to find a girl in the nail shed, and about [-] cents for a night package, and at most it would not cost more than one yuan.
Afterwards, the old turtle who introduced us said: "Both of you, I think your vision is too high! What kind of person do you want? Fat, thin! Tall, short@You give me a specific Information!"
I glanced at Yu Kelong, thought for a while and said, "We want to find an orthodox prostitute who understands the rules."
The old turtle thought for a while, then patted himself on the head and said, "I see! You are looking for someone who has worshiped a master, right?"
I nodded.
"You guys can't finish talking! Can you be a little older?"
How old am I?If you want to be 60 or [-] years old, it will definitely not work!
"Hi! Not that old! Mrs. Xianshui is only 36 this year!
Follow Laogui all the way to the depths of the alley, and finally arrive in front of a concrete house with an iron gate. Laogui smiled and introduced: "This is Mrs. Xianshui's shop! Legend has it that her master's master was the eldest sister of the Shanghai Red Gang!" She definitely meets the two requirements!"
Not long after Lao Gui knocked on the door, a short-haired woman who looked about 40 years old came out of the room.
This woman has a pair of fox eyes, and deep crow's feet on the left and right corners of her eyes. She is wearing a short shirt and light makeup. Her facial features are not very beautiful, but she is very attractive.
Maybe he thought we were wasting his time too much, so the old turtle whispered a few words to this Mrs. Xianshui and left.
The Xianshui sister-in-law brushed her hair coquettishly, and said with a smile, "Two people, 2000 yuan, no counter-offer."
It's not cheap, the people who asked me just now were all small hundreds, and I was about to say that I don't play, when I heard Yu Kelong ask again: "Playing food games, calling hall games, eating flower wine, what are you good at?"
The Mrs. Xianshui was taken aback for a moment, then chuckled, and said loudly: "My lord! You're such a jerk! I don't even do the work you mentioned! I'm only a wet shop here! I live here as a guest! Blow Yexiang!"
This is a real prostitute's secret word, and it is almost lost now, and those who have never worshiped the master will not understand the meaning at all.
Master Yu's eyes lit up.
Mrs. Xianshui said loudly again: "Uncle Dayang will be in place! The slender and handsome girl is the younger sister! East Road and West Road follow you! Half-open and fully open, don't say you're tired!"
Master Yu's eyes suddenly became brighter, his eyes were like two lights of a flashlight.
Seeing that the person still didn't make a statement, Mrs. Xianshui then frowned and said, "Master, don't you want to have bad luck? Want to find a comb that will make a bud and hit the red?"
Master Yu immediately said: "No, no! I don't have that hobby, and I have heard all the arrangements of the waiter, so I have to work."
Mrs. Xianshui turned her head to look at me, and I immediately reiterated that I don't want to play, I'll just wait outside, and you just need to make my elder brother comfortable, and after I finished speaking, I took out a wad of money, counted it, and handed it over. One thousand, I will give her three thousand directly.
Afterwards, Mrs. Xianshui took Master Yu into the house.
After waiting for about an hour, the cigarette butts were thrown all over the floor, but no one came out!
I couldn't hold back my curiosity, so I went to the window and peeked in through the cracks in the curtains.
Just looked twice!I quickly turned my head to wipe my nose.
Maybe it's because of the fire.
My nose is bleeding suddenly.
I ran two steps quickly and reached out to block the door first.
"Master Yu, as long as you agree to help me this time! You can put forward any conditions you want! I, Xiang Yunfeng, will never say anything if I can do it! Of course! Your well-behaved boy knows! 500 yuan gift money! I will not lose a cent! "
Yu Kelong glanced at me with a slightly weird look, frowned and said: "Boy, do you know that Xie Qirong is not an ordinary expert, he became famous more than ten years earlier than my master, if there is a direct confrontation with him, I'm not sure I can win, for 500 yuan, you let me risk my life?"
"Master Yu, your words are serious! I didn't really ask you to fight Xie Qirong!"
"I mean just let you protect me!"
I said excitedly: "Take a step back, even if there is a conflict! Xie Qirong is already old and frail, a bad old man in his dying years. Last time I saw him, he walked like this."
I used a broom as a crutch, bent down, gasped, and limped slowly.
"Is this true?"
"Exactly!"
"Haha, you have a glib tongue! You and I should think about this matter before we talk about it." After speaking, Yu Kelong went upstairs to find something to do.
Brother Yu came over and said, "Yunfeng, he's fond of wine and sex, I think you can do what he likes. Afterwards, he cannibalize people and make his mouth soft. I think he will agree to help you."
"Good wine and sex?"
I asked puzzledly: "Forget about the good wine, Brother Yu, how did you find out that he loves sex?"
Yu Kelong's voice was resonant, his seal was smooth, his eyes were clear, and his whole person was full of vigor and energy. Just looking at his appearance, he definitely didn't look like the kind of vain drunkard.
Brother Yu glanced at the second floor, and said: "Forget about the old saying that people should not be judged by their appearance, how many days have you known this Yu? It's not what I said, it's rumors in the world, I guess most of those rumors are not true. Out of nowhere."
I stroked my chin and thought about it, then looked towards the second floor and smiled knowingly.
When I ask someone to do something, I am not afraid that he is fond of wine and sex, but I am afraid that he has no desires and no desires.
It was around 9 o'clock this evening, in an alley on the north side of Garden Avenue.
In the early years, the locals called it Anle Lane, and there were dozens of game halls, large and small Internet cafes, and 24-hour restaurants around it.
In the big sweep in 2001, the entire urban area focused on this alley, and a total of "2950" escort girls were arrested, cleared, and sent home. These are all real data that can be found. From this, one can imagine How lively it is at night, it is not too much to say that the lights are bright.
"Boy! What did you bring me here for?"
With my leather bag under my arm, I smiled and said, "Just play! Master Yu, you are so tired from practicing martial arts every day! You have to relax once in a while! This is called combining work and rest!"
"Hmph! Don't think that I don't know the little tricks in your heart and use this kind of vulgar thing to bribe me? You really listened to other people's words and thought I, Yu Kelong, was that kind of person?"
When he said this, his expression was indifferent, and I thought I had made a mistake.
"Yu...Master Yu, let's go back then?"
Unexpectedly, Yu Kelong changed his voice and said, "Now that everyone is here, it's okay to go in for a walk."
Seeing him swaggering into the alley, I scratched my head, opened my purse and took a look.
I took 5000 yuan in cash before I came here, which should be enough for me to spend tonight.
Different from the prostitutes in the north, the doors of the prostitutes in the north are generally ajar, and the young lady sits in the room kowtowing sunflower seeds and watching TV. Generally, she doesn't come out, and even fewer take the initiative to call out to attract people.But it is different in the southern region. Actively seducing men with words is considered a small Karami, and many people are dragged into the house in the street.
Just two steps away, a curly-haired woman in her 30s came to grab Master Yu and shouted persuasively, "Brother, give me a massage! Come in and sit down for a while! Have a glass of water!"
Yu Kelong shook off the curly-haired girl and continued walking forward.
At this point, I figured it out.
Brother Yu is right, this old boy is a sensualist, and he doesn't like ordinary vulgar fans.
Then find the best, I have enough money.
I found a local old turtle, gave him 500 yuan, and asked him to take us to find a beautiful and young one.
As a result, he went to more than a dozen houses in a row, but Yu Kelong was not satisfied.
When he entered the room, he first asked the woman in this way: "Playing vegetable games, calling hall games, and eating flower wine, what are you good at?"
These women are generally young, and they looked at each other in a daze, not knowing how to answer him.
I'm a little impatient.
It's not that she's not beautiful, nor is she in a bad shape. Anyone led by the old turtle can be regarded as a beautiful woman, but he just doesn't like it.
I asked him: "Master Yu, tell me the truth, what kind of person do you want? To put it bluntly, we are here to find chickens, not to pick wives. Do you have any special hobbies? "
Unexpectedly, Yu Kelong suddenly sighed and said: "Ah! The world is going downhill! The whores are dying! They can't even match the most basic incisions! Even if they look beautiful! They can't catch my surname Yu's eyes! "
"I grass..."
I was shocked, and I scolded him in my heart: "You are a fucking weirdo, you have to ask someone to cut you up when you come out to find a girl! If you don't agree with her, just call her bad! Damn it's 2006! It's not like living in the world. A century! How can there be so many girls who understand incision!"
Of course, I dare not say these words clearly. If I say it, he will definitely be angry. Maybe he hit my Achilles heel, and it would not be fun to kill me.
I'm a thief, and I'm also a low-ranking person, so I still have a little understanding of the prostitutes in the past. It is popular on the Internet to talk about Jiaofangsi, and that kind of thing didn't exist hundreds of years ago.
In the old society, the level of play was arranged from high to low, and the most high-end place for prostitutes was called "Shuyuyuan".This is a place where artisans do not sell themselves, and only serve the powerful and powerful. Generally, rich people have no status here.
Next is "Changsanyuan",
Immediately afterwards, "Two or Three Yaofang".
Next is the "Pheasant Yard", where there are two types of mobile pheasants and residential pheasants. The former are usually sold by ordinary women who are in trouble to make a living, while the latter are purely lazy and fantasized about living the life of a rich wife. women are selling,
Next is, "Huayan Room".
This place is for smokers, which refers to the place where smokers used to smoke cigarettes. To put it bluntly, they accompany smokers. They are responsible for helping old smokers get the cream, light the fire, turn on the lights, and blow bubbles. Now we say the word "bubble", It originated from the flower smoke room at the earliest.
There is another one below, which is the darkest and most helpless place in the whole prostitute system. This place is called "nail shed".
70% of the women in the nail shed were trafficked and could not escape, and they could only die in this place in the end, and 30% were old and lustful women who were not wanted elsewhere.Most of these women have lost their fertility, and their average life expectancy is no more than 40 years old. They are numb and have lost all beautiful illusions about life. Every day life is four things, "eating, sleeping, dressing, and undressing." They The service objects are mainly grooms, rickshaw drivers, jobless people, and small businessmen in the past.
In the nail shed, the whole process pays attention to the word "fast".
Give the money, enter the house, and be done.
It takes no more than 10 minutes per person on average, and it is as fast as driving a nail, so it is called a nail shed.In the past, it cost only [-] cents to find a girl in the nail shed, and about [-] cents for a night package, and at most it would not cost more than one yuan.
Afterwards, the old turtle who introduced us said: "Both of you, I think your vision is too high! What kind of person do you want? Fat, thin! Tall, short@You give me a specific Information!"
I glanced at Yu Kelong, thought for a while and said, "We want to find an orthodox prostitute who understands the rules."
The old turtle thought for a while, then patted himself on the head and said, "I see! You are looking for someone who has worshiped a master, right?"
I nodded.
"You guys can't finish talking! Can you be a little older?"
How old am I?If you want to be 60 or [-] years old, it will definitely not work!
"Hi! Not that old! Mrs. Xianshui is only 36 this year!
Follow Laogui all the way to the depths of the alley, and finally arrive in front of a concrete house with an iron gate. Laogui smiled and introduced: "This is Mrs. Xianshui's shop! Legend has it that her master's master was the eldest sister of the Shanghai Red Gang!" She definitely meets the two requirements!"
Not long after Lao Gui knocked on the door, a short-haired woman who looked about 40 years old came out of the room.
This woman has a pair of fox eyes, and deep crow's feet on the left and right corners of her eyes. She is wearing a short shirt and light makeup. Her facial features are not very beautiful, but she is very attractive.
Maybe he thought we were wasting his time too much, so the old turtle whispered a few words to this Mrs. Xianshui and left.
The Xianshui sister-in-law brushed her hair coquettishly, and said with a smile, "Two people, 2000 yuan, no counter-offer."
It's not cheap, the people who asked me just now were all small hundreds, and I was about to say that I don't play, when I heard Yu Kelong ask again: "Playing food games, calling hall games, eating flower wine, what are you good at?"
The Mrs. Xianshui was taken aback for a moment, then chuckled, and said loudly: "My lord! You're such a jerk! I don't even do the work you mentioned! I'm only a wet shop here! I live here as a guest! Blow Yexiang!"
This is a real prostitute's secret word, and it is almost lost now, and those who have never worshiped the master will not understand the meaning at all.
Master Yu's eyes lit up.
Mrs. Xianshui said loudly again: "Uncle Dayang will be in place! The slender and handsome girl is the younger sister! East Road and West Road follow you! Half-open and fully open, don't say you're tired!"
Master Yu's eyes suddenly became brighter, his eyes were like two lights of a flashlight.
Seeing that the person still didn't make a statement, Mrs. Xianshui then frowned and said, "Master, don't you want to have bad luck? Want to find a comb that will make a bud and hit the red?"
Master Yu immediately said: "No, no! I don't have that hobby, and I have heard all the arrangements of the waiter, so I have to work."
Mrs. Xianshui turned her head to look at me, and I immediately reiterated that I don't want to play, I'll just wait outside, and you just need to make my elder brother comfortable, and after I finished speaking, I took out a wad of money, counted it, and handed it over. One thousand, I will give her three thousand directly.
Afterwards, Mrs. Xianshui took Master Yu into the house.
After waiting for about an hour, the cigarette butts were thrown all over the floor, but no one came out!
I couldn't hold back my curiosity, so I went to the window and peeked in through the cracks in the curtains.
Just looked twice!I quickly turned my head to wipe my nose.
Maybe it's because of the fire.
My nose is bleeding suddenly.
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