Beipai Tomb Raiders Notes
Chapter 440 Night Talk: Little Taoist Seeking Merit
In the depths of Mount Xisai, the camp.
"Yunfeng! You got rid of everything so quickly?" Brother Yu showed surprise.
"Of course! Brother Yu, we need to pursue a fast word for this matter! The sooner it is, the safer we will be! If you don't sell it, why don't you keep it for the New Year?"
This time I did things decisively, without procrastinating, and praised me for my good work.Walking to the side, Bean Sprouts smiled and whispered, "Fengzi, to be honest, did you sell it for 1000 million? You lied to us and sold it for 480 million. You can eat the rest of the price yourself, right?"
I was taken aback, looked at Bean Sprouts and said speechlessly: "You're wrong! I sold those goods for a fucking [-] million!"
"Look at you, Fengzi! You're serious about joking with you. I know you're not that kind of person, but having said that, it's a big loss if you didn't go down. The tomb is very spectacular, and you won't be able to dig it out in ten and a half months." .”
Bean sprouts said this several times, and my curiosity was aroused again.No one will believe me when I say it now. If I say that there is really a big tomb in Mount Xisai, everyone will say that I am bragging.It doesn't matter, let's leave it to time to verify.
After dinner, I found Xiaoxuan alone. Seeing that Bean Sprouts and the others were far away, I took out a large roll of newspaper from my bag and handed it to Xiaoxuan.
"what is this?"
Xiaoxuan was full of doubts. He opened the newspaper and glanced at it. He immediately covered his mouth and said in surprise, "Silver ingots! Didn't you sell them all? Why is there another one!"
"Don't make a fuss, Xiaoxuan, let me tell you. Compared with those silver ingots, this silver ingot is the smallest, but the most valuable! Because it has a clear Southern Song Dynasty stamp! It can prove that it was cast by the government! I will give it to you, you Put it away."
Xiaoxuan is the one who benefits the least in our team. In the past few years, she has saved the least money. She usually pays for all kinds of equipment and daily necessities, but she rarely pays for it. In my eyes, there are 2000 million in the bean sprouts card, and I guess there are only six or seven hundred in the Xiaoxuan card.
Besides, I know that Xiaoxuan has always had a "knot" deep in her heart, and she needs enough money to go back for revenge, so I decided to do my best to make up for her from my side in the future.
Our team has always divided accounts fairly, so it's not appropriate to give money directly, but I can give Xiaoxuan something and let him save it in his bag, and he can't even say anything about me.
Don't forget, I will also be the leader in the future, and I must have this right.
"Hey! What are you two whispering here!"
The sudden appearance of the little Taoist startled me.
Xiaoxuan quickly wrapped the silver ingot in wrapping paper so that he could not see it.
After taking Xiaoxuan away, the little Taoist priest and I sat on the ground and chatted.
"Hey, what did you think about what I said last time?"
"what?"
"Damn! You forgot? Teach me Xie Qirong's magic skill of refining energy and transforming Qi! I can teach you Vajra Kung Fu! Let's exchange!"
I shook my head: "No, I'm not interested."
"Besides, I only know the most basic first stage. At most, I can cure insomnia, and I don't have any fighting power at all. What's the use of learning from me?"
"Little Xiangzi! You...you! I'm so mad! You're such a fucking waste of money!"
The little Taoist said excitedly: "In today's world! There are three great magic skills! One is the Liujia Three Corpses Kungfu! The second is refining Qigong! The third is Xiao Wuxiang closed mantra skill! Xie Qirong's refining Qigong may be slightly inferior to Liujia Three Corpses in terms of combat effectiveness Gong! But in terms of health-preserving ability! That’s the real number one in the world! How come it’s trash in your hands!”
I flicked the cigarette ash and scolded him: "Fuck off, you're still a little Wuxianggong, now we pay attention to scientific development, if you say that, I'm still going to move the world."
"Look at you, don't you believe it again? I knew you didn't believe it! Things you haven't seen! There are so many things you haven't touched!"
The little Taoist said loudly: "The puppet will have two twins who are over 60 years old! Have you heard of it?"
"I have...a little impression."
I remember seeing those two old men a few years ago. They were short and had a big belly. Both of them were wearing white vests. They were said to be Zhao Qingwan's bodyguards.
"Those two old men are practicing Xiaowuxiang closed mantra! If they weren't afraid of these two people! The Changchun Society would have killed that bitch Zhao Qingwan ten years ago!"
Hearing what the little Taoist said, I remembered another detail.
When I met Zhao Qingwan for the first time in Yinchuan three years ago, the two fat old twins didn't say a word the whole time, and kept squinting and smiling. I also said at the time whether the two were dumb.
"Little Xiangzi, let me put it this way, the closed-mouth meditation is a kind of compressive qigong, do you understand?"
I shook my head.
The little Taoist swung his fist violently, and there was a loud sound of breaking through the air.
"That brother hasn't spoken for more than two decades, and what he cultivates is the true qi in his body! Forget it, you probably don't know what true qi is, it's like an air gun! Do you understand the working principle of an air gun?"
I nodded, and immediately asked: "How do those two old men compare to Prince Ma in Changchun?"
The little Taoist frowned and thought for a while, "I don't know, it's hard to make a conclusion."
"Little Xiangzi, don't think of Ma Bulb so magically, after all, he is too old now! Right now, if my guess is correct, Xie Qirong, who has broken through the bottleneck, can also hold down Ma Bulb!"
I nodded secretly when I heard it, yes, Lord Ma is too old, as long as he is 20 years younger.
I changed my mind and said again: "Even if Lord Ma can't hold down the old twins of the Puppet Club, he can always hold down impermanence, right?"
As soon as I reported the title of Shi Wuchang, the little Taoist priest's face changed, and he said in a serious voice: "Yes, that person has a background in Wudang Mountain and is very strong. The main reason is that the Liujia Three Corpses are too fucking abnormal. I guess only my master can do it." Let's fight with him."
"I've talked so much with you, can you ask me to practice refined Qigong!"
I still shook my head: "Honestly, are you learning this to pick up girls? You only want to learn it after seeing Xie Qirong's rejuvenation, right?"
The little Taoist blushed and muttered something he didn't understand. He gritted his teeth and got up and said, "If you don't pay, you won't pay! It seems that our two brothers' fate is over! Whatever difficulties you encounter in the future, don't be like today. ! We are looking for help from our Jingmen people!"
"and many more!"
"Don't be impatient, I treat you like a brother, so I don't want to harm you! Learning to refine Qigong is useless for you to pick up girls in the future! On the contrary, after you learn it, you may not even think about it!"
"Ah?! Can't you?"
"Why not! I've been practicing for more than three fucking years and I still don't know! But..."
"But what?"
What follows is a whisper between men.
I leaned closer and whispered something to the little Taoist priest. I said that I met an old Gu king in Miao Village before. I read an ancient book about him, and the book recorded all the secret methods of "that kind of thing".
Hearing this, the little Taoist was overjoyed.
"Good brother! Where's the ancient book?"
"Burned."
"Burn you, say a chicken xx!"
I pointed to my head and said with a smile: "It is true that it was burned, but I have a photographic memory, and I have memorized some things."
Regarding the ancient book of Old Gu King, I guess it must have been written by some kind of talented person in ancient times, or it was written by the flower picker. The illustrations in the book, including the speech passages, are both explicit and elegant, and thin-skinned women will definitely blush .
I glanced at the little Taoist priest and recalled the contents of the book: "There are many tricks recorded in that book, for example, there are lotus hooks, moonset green pine hammers, wave pistil floating flowers, a pillow of Sophora japonica flower and a reverse bow, Sweeping the acupoints in Liting and swinging the spear, hollow glutinous rice balls wrapped in flying dragons..."
These words thought by the ancients may seem elegant, but when you take a closer look at their meanings, you will find that they are really too explicit.
The little Taoist's eyes almost fell out, he hurriedly asked me how to operate.
I explained earnestly: "If you want to learn, no one will be able to master it at birth. For example, the trick of lotus hook leaking hands. When you practice, find a piece of tofu..." (two hundred words are omitted below)
The little Taoist stared down at his finger. He moved his index finger up and down quickly, then frowned and said, "If you do this, the tofu will be completely broken?"
"Idiot, you have to control the strength and move gently, so the tofu won't break." I gestured.
"Forget it, most of the records in that book are things that harm people by harvesting yin and nourishing yang, otherwise I wouldn't have burned it. This topic ends here, don't ask me."
I got up and left to relieve myself under the big tree, at this moment, Grandpa Pian also came over to relieve him.
"Young man, do you still want to go to the grave?" the old man said suddenly.
"Master Pian! Didn't you say that I, the dead, can't go down! Is there a solution now?"
Master Pian grabbed his waistband with both hands, smiled and nodded.
"Yunfeng! You got rid of everything so quickly?" Brother Yu showed surprise.
"Of course! Brother Yu, we need to pursue a fast word for this matter! The sooner it is, the safer we will be! If you don't sell it, why don't you keep it for the New Year?"
This time I did things decisively, without procrastinating, and praised me for my good work.Walking to the side, Bean Sprouts smiled and whispered, "Fengzi, to be honest, did you sell it for 1000 million? You lied to us and sold it for 480 million. You can eat the rest of the price yourself, right?"
I was taken aback, looked at Bean Sprouts and said speechlessly: "You're wrong! I sold those goods for a fucking [-] million!"
"Look at you, Fengzi! You're serious about joking with you. I know you're not that kind of person, but having said that, it's a big loss if you didn't go down. The tomb is very spectacular, and you won't be able to dig it out in ten and a half months." .”
Bean sprouts said this several times, and my curiosity was aroused again.No one will believe me when I say it now. If I say that there is really a big tomb in Mount Xisai, everyone will say that I am bragging.It doesn't matter, let's leave it to time to verify.
After dinner, I found Xiaoxuan alone. Seeing that Bean Sprouts and the others were far away, I took out a large roll of newspaper from my bag and handed it to Xiaoxuan.
"what is this?"
Xiaoxuan was full of doubts. He opened the newspaper and glanced at it. He immediately covered his mouth and said in surprise, "Silver ingots! Didn't you sell them all? Why is there another one!"
"Don't make a fuss, Xiaoxuan, let me tell you. Compared with those silver ingots, this silver ingot is the smallest, but the most valuable! Because it has a clear Southern Song Dynasty stamp! It can prove that it was cast by the government! I will give it to you, you Put it away."
Xiaoxuan is the one who benefits the least in our team. In the past few years, she has saved the least money. She usually pays for all kinds of equipment and daily necessities, but she rarely pays for it. In my eyes, there are 2000 million in the bean sprouts card, and I guess there are only six or seven hundred in the Xiaoxuan card.
Besides, I know that Xiaoxuan has always had a "knot" deep in her heart, and she needs enough money to go back for revenge, so I decided to do my best to make up for her from my side in the future.
Our team has always divided accounts fairly, so it's not appropriate to give money directly, but I can give Xiaoxuan something and let him save it in his bag, and he can't even say anything about me.
Don't forget, I will also be the leader in the future, and I must have this right.
"Hey! What are you two whispering here!"
The sudden appearance of the little Taoist startled me.
Xiaoxuan quickly wrapped the silver ingot in wrapping paper so that he could not see it.
After taking Xiaoxuan away, the little Taoist priest and I sat on the ground and chatted.
"Hey, what did you think about what I said last time?"
"what?"
"Damn! You forgot? Teach me Xie Qirong's magic skill of refining energy and transforming Qi! I can teach you Vajra Kung Fu! Let's exchange!"
I shook my head: "No, I'm not interested."
"Besides, I only know the most basic first stage. At most, I can cure insomnia, and I don't have any fighting power at all. What's the use of learning from me?"
"Little Xiangzi! You...you! I'm so mad! You're such a fucking waste of money!"
The little Taoist said excitedly: "In today's world! There are three great magic skills! One is the Liujia Three Corpses Kungfu! The second is refining Qigong! The third is Xiao Wuxiang closed mantra skill! Xie Qirong's refining Qigong may be slightly inferior to Liujia Three Corpses in terms of combat effectiveness Gong! But in terms of health-preserving ability! That’s the real number one in the world! How come it’s trash in your hands!”
I flicked the cigarette ash and scolded him: "Fuck off, you're still a little Wuxianggong, now we pay attention to scientific development, if you say that, I'm still going to move the world."
"Look at you, don't you believe it again? I knew you didn't believe it! Things you haven't seen! There are so many things you haven't touched!"
The little Taoist said loudly: "The puppet will have two twins who are over 60 years old! Have you heard of it?"
"I have...a little impression."
I remember seeing those two old men a few years ago. They were short and had a big belly. Both of them were wearing white vests. They were said to be Zhao Qingwan's bodyguards.
"Those two old men are practicing Xiaowuxiang closed mantra! If they weren't afraid of these two people! The Changchun Society would have killed that bitch Zhao Qingwan ten years ago!"
Hearing what the little Taoist said, I remembered another detail.
When I met Zhao Qingwan for the first time in Yinchuan three years ago, the two fat old twins didn't say a word the whole time, and kept squinting and smiling. I also said at the time whether the two were dumb.
"Little Xiangzi, let me put it this way, the closed-mouth meditation is a kind of compressive qigong, do you understand?"
I shook my head.
The little Taoist swung his fist violently, and there was a loud sound of breaking through the air.
"That brother hasn't spoken for more than two decades, and what he cultivates is the true qi in his body! Forget it, you probably don't know what true qi is, it's like an air gun! Do you understand the working principle of an air gun?"
I nodded, and immediately asked: "How do those two old men compare to Prince Ma in Changchun?"
The little Taoist frowned and thought for a while, "I don't know, it's hard to make a conclusion."
"Little Xiangzi, don't think of Ma Bulb so magically, after all, he is too old now! Right now, if my guess is correct, Xie Qirong, who has broken through the bottleneck, can also hold down Ma Bulb!"
I nodded secretly when I heard it, yes, Lord Ma is too old, as long as he is 20 years younger.
I changed my mind and said again: "Even if Lord Ma can't hold down the old twins of the Puppet Club, he can always hold down impermanence, right?"
As soon as I reported the title of Shi Wuchang, the little Taoist priest's face changed, and he said in a serious voice: "Yes, that person has a background in Wudang Mountain and is very strong. The main reason is that the Liujia Three Corpses are too fucking abnormal. I guess only my master can do it." Let's fight with him."
"I've talked so much with you, can you ask me to practice refined Qigong!"
I still shook my head: "Honestly, are you learning this to pick up girls? You only want to learn it after seeing Xie Qirong's rejuvenation, right?"
The little Taoist blushed and muttered something he didn't understand. He gritted his teeth and got up and said, "If you don't pay, you won't pay! It seems that our two brothers' fate is over! Whatever difficulties you encounter in the future, don't be like today. ! We are looking for help from our Jingmen people!"
"and many more!"
"Don't be impatient, I treat you like a brother, so I don't want to harm you! Learning to refine Qigong is useless for you to pick up girls in the future! On the contrary, after you learn it, you may not even think about it!"
"Ah?! Can't you?"
"Why not! I've been practicing for more than three fucking years and I still don't know! But..."
"But what?"
What follows is a whisper between men.
I leaned closer and whispered something to the little Taoist priest. I said that I met an old Gu king in Miao Village before. I read an ancient book about him, and the book recorded all the secret methods of "that kind of thing".
Hearing this, the little Taoist was overjoyed.
"Good brother! Where's the ancient book?"
"Burned."
"Burn you, say a chicken xx!"
I pointed to my head and said with a smile: "It is true that it was burned, but I have a photographic memory, and I have memorized some things."
Regarding the ancient book of Old Gu King, I guess it must have been written by some kind of talented person in ancient times, or it was written by the flower picker. The illustrations in the book, including the speech passages, are both explicit and elegant, and thin-skinned women will definitely blush .
I glanced at the little Taoist priest and recalled the contents of the book: "There are many tricks recorded in that book, for example, there are lotus hooks, moonset green pine hammers, wave pistil floating flowers, a pillow of Sophora japonica flower and a reverse bow, Sweeping the acupoints in Liting and swinging the spear, hollow glutinous rice balls wrapped in flying dragons..."
These words thought by the ancients may seem elegant, but when you take a closer look at their meanings, you will find that they are really too explicit.
The little Taoist's eyes almost fell out, he hurriedly asked me how to operate.
I explained earnestly: "If you want to learn, no one will be able to master it at birth. For example, the trick of lotus hook leaking hands. When you practice, find a piece of tofu..." (two hundred words are omitted below)
The little Taoist stared down at his finger. He moved his index finger up and down quickly, then frowned and said, "If you do this, the tofu will be completely broken?"
"Idiot, you have to control the strength and move gently, so the tofu won't break." I gestured.
"Forget it, most of the records in that book are things that harm people by harvesting yin and nourishing yang, otherwise I wouldn't have burned it. This topic ends here, don't ask me."
I got up and left to relieve myself under the big tree, at this moment, Grandpa Pian also came over to relieve him.
"Young man, do you still want to go to the grave?" the old man said suddenly.
"Master Pian! Didn't you say that I, the dead, can't go down! Is there a solution now?"
Master Pian grabbed his waistband with both hands, smiled and nodded.
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