Beipai Tomb Raiders Notes

"Hold your head..."

Bean sprouts and I knelt down on the ground with frowning faces.

We were joking, but we didn't expect to be overheard.

With a serious expression on his face, he pointed at the two of us and said, "Wings are hard? No elders, in the past, if an apprentice dared to speak ill of the master behind his back, he would be expelled from the school with his hands and feet broken!"

Bean sprouts cried and said loudly: "We know we made a mistake! I'm willing to accept the punishment! But just now, it was Fengzi who spoke of you! I didn't say a single bad word about you, just now!"

"Yunfeng? Is this the case?" He looked at me.

I took a deep breath, resisting the urge to beat Bean Sprouts violently, and forced a smile on my face: "Come on, let's get down to business first, I'm going down the mountain to buy salt."

"I'm going too!" Bean Sprouts followed suit.

I just got up and left, keeping my head on the matter, and he just sighed.

The blood of badgers with human feet is similar to pig blood. We don't have a refrigerator. It is difficult to preserve animal blood for a long time in this season, but we have a way to deal with it.

That is to add salt.

Add plenty of table salt!

To put it bluntly, the purpose of this blood is not to eat, so don't be afraid of saltiness.

"Fengzi, why are you ignoring me and angry?"

I didn't look back, and walked quickly down the mountain.

"I was just kidding with you. You also know how much Batou likes you. He usually doesn't want to beat you."

"So, you fucking use me as a shield?"

"Hey! Don't be angry! I'll buy you iced tea when we're in town!"

"Damn!" I looked up at the sky and said, "Really, did you invite me?? Isn't the sun coming out from the west?"

"Hehe, look at what you said, I'm very generous, okay?" Bean Sprouts chuckled.

I know Bean Sprouts too well, he is such a person, he will find a way to take advantage of what he can usually take advantage of, but if something really happens, he will risk his life for his friends.

Two hours later, we arrived at the supermarket in the town and bought two large bags of salt. Bean Sprouts and I each carried one bag on our shoulders and walked back when the phone rang in our pockets.

I put the salt bag down and answered the call without even looking at the caller ID.

"Little Xiangzi! You finally answered the phone! I've called you more than a dozen times since morning!"

"Little Taoist priest?"

"Why are you looking for me? Could it be... Could it be you, the master sent by Jingmen, is it you?"

"What! Don't I look like a master?"

I held up my mobile phone, went to a shaded place by the side of the road, frowned and said, "No, I don't have time to play with you! What we want is a compass master. How old are you? Are you a compass master?"

"Damn, you are a dog who looks down on people! If you don't believe in my ability, then I will leave!"

"Don't! Don't! I believe you! Where are you now! I'll pick you up right away!"

"I'm at the station! Hurry up! It's fucking hot!"

I put the salt bag on Bean Sprout Boy's shoulder, and told him to go back and tell the leader that the helper of the startling door is here.

Bean Sprout said, "Fengzi, I'll help you get things! The black tea is free! Hehe, I'll save two yuan."

I kicked him and told him to go back quickly.

When I arrived at the station, I saw the little Taoist priest in the crowd at a glance.

He was carrying a backpack, fair skin, black clothes, black trousers and black shoes, long hair, long bangs, braided head, a pair of sunglasses on his face, chewing bubble gum in his mouth, a cynical look, where there is no Taoist demeanor.

"Haha! Little Xiangzi, you are finally here!"

When we met, he gave a big hug.

"Last time you said that someone kidnapped you! I was so scared that I didn't sleep well for three days and three nights! You are my good friend Lin Sanguan! You must not die!"

He can't speak, how can someone say he's dead when we first met? I rolled my eyes and asked directly: "Your grandfather asked you to come here? Do you know what you want to do?"

"I know! Didn't you want to find an ancient tomb that you can't find?"

"I think the compass is better than my grandfather! It's on me!" He patted his chest and promised.

I stared at him suspiciously, always feeling that what he said was unreliable.

"What kind of compass do you use? Let me see."

"What are you in a hurry for? Wait a minute and you'll see! Let's go and have a cup of herbal tea first! I'll be there at five in the morning! I couldn't get in touch with you and I waited here all morning! I'm about to suffer from heat stroke !"

During tea breaks, occasionally a few young girls in shorts would pass by on the road, and the little Taoist would whistle loudly at them.

Some girls are thin-skinned and run away quickly with their heads down, and some bold ones will directly call him crazy.

In this regard, the little Taoist spread his hands and smiled: "It's a mess, vulgar and vulgar."

I smiled and asked, "I'm curious, can you Taoist priests have girlfriends?"

"Why not, we are Taoist priests, not monks! Let me tell you the truth! So far! I have had fifteen girlfriends in total! All of them are beautiful women!"

"You blow xxxxx."

I don't deny that he is taller and more handsome than me, but I don't believe that he has had fifteen girlfriends. If it is true, then he is a fake Taoist priest.

Two hours later, we returned to the camp on the mountain, and we all knew each other, so we simply greeted each other.

When he saw the badger with human feet hanging on the shelf, the little Taoist looked at it for a long time before saying loudly: "Guys, what the hell is this??"

I told him it was a human-footed badger we had just caught, an animal that lived in ancient tombs.

The photos of human-footed badgers on the Internet are all fake pictures, and there are only a handful of people who have actually seen what a human-footed badger looks like.

At this time, he opened his head and said: "It's not too late, it's still early, so please trouble the leader of Xiaodao to contribute."

"Um......"

The little Taoist hesitated and said: "Originally I was tired from the journey today and wanted to rest, but since the king begged for help, then I will try."

After all, he took out a compass from his backpack.

When I saw the compass he took out, I was stunned.

The one he holds in his hand is obviously the easiest!The easiest three-in-one dish!You can buy it in a white shop everywhere on the roadside!We call this kind of ordinary compass a "toy compass". With this kind of thing, how can we find the Tianxin acupoint.

The leader's eyes were also full of doubts, but I didn't talk to the leader, in case someone was hiding something.

Afterwards, the little Taoist walked around with a compass in his hand, and we all followed behind him, and we could hear him muttering to himself from time to time: "This is not the right place, not here."

Seeing this scene, I couldn't hold back anymore, and said with a cold face: "Don't pretend, the magnetic needle on the disk has not moved from the beginning to the end, what are you looking for! I think you don't understand the compass at all, right?" !"

The little Taoist's face changed slightly, and then he smiled.Spreading his hands, he said, "It's over! I wanted to play for another day, but I didn't expect you to find out so soon. Forget it! I'll tell the truth!"

"The person sent by Jingmen to help you this time is called Liu Erbian. They are the Liu family in Tianjin Wei! They have helped people find dragons and acupoints for generations! The Wan'an compass is superb! My mission this time is to protect him safe!"

I asked with a cold face, "Where is that person?"

The little Taoist said: "It's a long way for him to come from Tianjin, and he won't arrive until tomorrow afternoon. Let's go to the station to pick him up tomorrow afternoon."

I said, since your mission is to protect this person, why don't you go now?

The little Taoist smiled and said: "No need, my grandfather has already done the calculation for me. He said that I will not suffer any bloodshed this time, and I am very safe. On the contrary, there may be a good fortune!"

I don't understand what he means, but he is equivalent to killing us all!I'm okay, I know he usually has such a playful personality, but Brother Yu got a little angry, and Brother Yu directly said that he was impetuous and didn't do business.

The little Taoist immediately threw the compass, and he ran to Brother Yu and said loudly, "Hey! Brother Bald! I can play however I want! No one in this world can control me except my master!"

Brother Yu smiled and said, "Little Changmao, do you want to fight?"

The little Taoist shook his head and said loudly: "No! The teacher's school rules! I can't fight with you! But if you really want to compare yourself, you can do it! Let's just wrestle our arms! Dare you?"

"Why don't you dare! Come! I'm afraid of you!"

Before I could speak, the two of them had already set up a posture on a stone slab.

I saw the two holding their right hands with their left hands, the little Taoist looked at Brother Yu and said with a smile, "I'll count to three."

"Three...two...one!"

The two exerted their strength in an instant, and they were equal from the beginning!

The little Taoist's face gradually became serious, he lowered his head, and grasped the edge of the stone slab with his right hand, with blue veins appearing on his forehead.

The muscles on Brother Yu's arm swelled, and gradually he lifted up his clothes. The two looked at each other, and neither of them accepted the other!

In this stalemate for nearly 2 minutes, suddenly!Cracks appeared on the nearly ten centimeter-thick stone slab!In the end, they couldn't support the strength of the two!It broke in half directly!

Wrestling wrists, the two are evenly matched.

"Haha! It's fun, it's fun!"

The little Taoist laughed and said, "I didn't expect you, bald-headed brother, to be so strong! It's even better! Now we can run faster than anyone else!"

I persuaded Brother Yu not to be as knowledgeable as him, it was meaningless, but I didn’t expect Brother Yu to be aroused by him to be competitive. Brother Yu meant that no matter what the competition was, he would compete with the little Taoist priest in everything he said today.

Seeing that the persuasion was ineffective, we simply walked aside to watch the excitement, and let him go.

The little Taoist said loudly: "Did you see that big tree! We are faster than anyone else! Whoever touches that tree first wins!"

Brother Yu said no problem.

Then I saw the two standing side by side, accompanied by a "run"!The two of them rushed out like a leopard, full of explosive power.

The little Taoist has a light body and extremely fast feet, and his running speed is no more than that of a professional sprinter!

And Brother Yu is not to be outdone, Brother Yu has big steps and explosive feet!One step can take at least one and a half meters, and the two of them run side by side in no time!

finally!There is no gap between the two!The hand touched the big tree almost at the same time!

In this way, regardless of strength or foot strength, the two are evenly matched.

"Happy and happy!"

The little Taoist laughed loudly and said, "Then we two will finally compete in endurance!"

Brother Yu folded his arms and asked, "How do you compare?"

The little Taoist thought for a while and said: "It's very simple! Do you know how to do the plank? Let's compare the plank! Whoever lasts the longest wins!"

Afterwards, the two of them did a plank on the spot.

In this way, the sun gradually set.

After dinner, I casually asked Xiaoxuan, "Is he still competing outside?"

Xiaoxuan nodded: "Well, I'm still competing, there's no winner, why don't I try to persuade Brother Yu."

"No, it's useless for you to persuade him. Brother Yu is serious this time. Rest early. We may have to walk a lot when that person comes tomorrow."

"Well, then Yunfeng, you should rest earlier."

On the top of the tree on the moon, there is nothing to say all night.

Early in the morning, I ran out to watch as soon as I woke up.

It turned out that the two of them were still doing planks there!

Brother Yu's face was pale, and his clothes were soaked with sweat and night moisture.

On the other hand, the little Taoist priest was similar, his face was also pale, and the hands supporting his body were trembling uncontrollably.

I was speechless: "Brother Yu, it's been all night! You two are almost done!"

Brother Yu turned his head and said, "Boy, if you can't hold on, just give up and admit defeat! To tell you the truth, even if I hold on until tomorrow, there will be problems."

The little Taoist also turned his head and said with a sneer, "Try if you have the guts! I, Lin Sanguan, never have the word admit defeat in my life dictionary."