Beipai Tomb Raiders Notes

"Don't ask, I will keep the customer's identity information confidential, remember my words! Find the goods quickly! Of course, the grade should not be too low! Contact me as soon as you find it! I'm in a hurry!"

After I hung up the phone, I thought to myself: "Which female celebrity is this? She pays tens of millions in taxes a year alone. I have to say that her hobbies are quite special."

She wanted the cultural relics of ethnic minorities in the Yunnan-Guizhou-Sichuan area, and even high-end ones, which were not easy to find.

The reason is that these places used to be very poor, there were not many large tombs, and it was difficult to find them. Even if there were, most of them were done by the local masters of the Southern School.

I was thinking about it, and suddenly I saw a big eagle flying in the sky.The big eagle flapped its wings and flew into a cave on the cliff.

I thought to myself: "Oh? That's right! There are cave burials all over here! Although the chances are not great, this is ready-made! Then why not try your luck, what if there is something good?"

Just do what you say, anyway, the old Gu king is fine now, I went back and called Brother Yu and Xiaoxuan, and then came to the bottom of the cliff.

"Hold on, right there! Have you seen the rotten coffin at the entrance of the cave?" I pointed.

Nodding her head, Xiaoxuan frowned and said, "It's so high, how should we go up?"

"Climb up!"

I said loudly: "In the past, the ancients were able to climb up, but our current people are so well nourished, there is no reason why we can't climb up!"

Xiaoxuan shook her head again and again: "No, it's too high, I'm a little afraid of heights."

He raised his head and asked, "Yunfeng, are you sure you can climb up?"

"Sure!"

"Come on, it's a piece of cake! I climbed trees in our village when I was a child, and I was famous for being fast! That's why people even nicknamed me the tree king in Mohe!"

"In this way, I will take two coils of rope to go up first to have a look. If there is something inside, I will use the rope to unload it, and you can just continue underneath, and help me let the wind out by the way."

"You must be careful about Yunfeng, this is not a joke, if it falls, it will kill someone."

"Don't worry, Brother Yu, I have a sense of propriety, you just take care of it."

Then I warmed up, tied a rope on my body, and climbed up the protruding stones around the cliff.

I probably climbed to a height of more than two meters. My wrist strength was insufficient, so I couldn't hold on to the rock and fell down...

"careful!"

Brother Yu just caught me, and because of the force of the fall, both Brother Yu and I fell to the ground.

"Oh...it hurts..."

At this time Xiaoxuan smiled and said: "What's the matter, King of the Tree? Aren't you very capable?"

I was not convinced and said I was trying!

He shook his head and said, "Yunfeng, you can't do it. Don't try it. Burying yourself on the cliff after death is also a kind of anti-theft method for the ancients. In this way, there may be that kind of agile herbal picker in the village. Let him go up, and then fix the rope and let it down from the hole, so that the difficulty for us to go up will be greatly reduced."

"Hold on, why don't you let me try again? I'm not lying, I'm really good at climbing trees!"

"Haha! That's enough, Yunfeng! Let's go! Let's talk when we go back!" Brother Yu laughed and patted me.

After I went back, I was a little unhappy because I lost face in front of Xiaoxuan and Baotou.

I do have three major strengths.

First, there is nothing to say about looking for dragons and acupuncture points to look at antiques.

Second, when riding a motorcycle, I can bend and drift, as long as there is a road, no matter how bad the road is, I can ride very steadily.

Three, climbing a tree, let’s say a ten-meter-high sycamore tree, I can climb it in 3 minutes.

The old Gu king suddenly "disappeared". People in the Miao village generally believed that he was buried in the fire. We will definitely not talk nonsense about this, and they will not say anything about the ghost grass woman and Panpan.

From Panpan's mouth, I learned that there is a professional herb picker named "Aji Nanqing" in the village next door. This person will definitely be able to climb up.

So I asked Panpan to take us to find this person, but unexpectedly, this person went to the mountain to collect herbs a week ago, and he hasn't come back yet, and the time of his return is uncertain.

We had no choice but to wait for this person to come back. During this period, I was not idle, and ran all over the fields and woods near the stockade, but did not find any valuable ancient tombs.

People here do not believe in feng shui, and people are either buried in water or in caves after death.

In addition, I also studied those two books in my spare time. The author of this ancient book is unknown, but it contains many strange viewpoints.

For example, an ancient book said: "The yin and yang of the human law change with the four seasons. If the genitals do not move, the yin and yang will be closed, and they will die like a snake. Therefore, always practice and use it as a guide."

It means that if a man’s penis is not used for a long time, it will break down, and the yin and yang will be out of balance, just like a snake trapped in a hole, unable to escape and finally dead.I don't really agree with its point of view, because if we look at it from this point of view, then all monks are broken?

In addition, I noticed a method recorded in ancient books called "Yin Yang Ba Yi Gong", which should be the method of collecting yin and nourishing yang that has been passed down among the people.

The eight benefits are, "One solidifies the essence, two calms the qi, three strengthens the viscera, four strengthens the bones, five regulates the meridian, six animal blood, seven nourishes the liquid, and eight bodies."

Many people do not understand classical Chinese, I try to use my own understanding to translate it into vernacular,

The primary preparatory pose is, when there is a moon at night, no clothes, face the moon, take a deep breath and exhale twelve times, then let your side stand up, and then press it down with your hands, and let go when it hurts. Then it will bounce back, and this action is repeated for sixty times.

After two months of preparatory practice, you will learn the next trick. Let that piece stand up first, and prepare two big pots. One big pot is filled with boiling hot water, and the other is filled with icy cold water, and then back and forth. Sit in it and change it every 3 minutes until the hot water is completely cold.

After getting up, he still faced the moon and lifted the gang hard.

At this time, the whole body is tense, hold it still, then close your mouth, look up, and at the same time, grasp the ten toes of your feet downward, as hard as you can, and this process lasts for 10 minutes.

After mastering these two tricks, you will reach the "practical chapter".

In the process of intercourse, we must always pay attention to the woman's performance, "five signs, five desires, and ten movements."

The five signs refer to the five signs that the opponent is about to produce, the five desires refer to the five thoughts of the opponent at the time, and the ten movements refer to the ten subconscious actions of the opponent.

For example, open your lips slightly, twist around, lift your feet and lock your waist, straighten your thighs, etc.

There are still three steps in the next step. In the end, the ultimate goal of harvesting yin and supplementing yang can be achieved. These three steps are actually a way to harm people.

If you pick your partner's "Yin" in this way and make up your own "Yang", then the other party will suffer from loss of appetite, listlessness, and difficulty in falling asleep, and in severe cases, life span will be shortened. Die from the yin.

After reading this book, I was shocked. No wonder the first four wives of the old Gu king died. There are rumors in the village that they were fed Gu because of making the old Gu king angry. Now it seems that it is not the case. They should all have been picked for a long time. In the end, she died from the yin.

Once again, these things must not be learned...