Naruto I really don't want to play gymnastics

"Grandma Li is knocking on the door, open it!"

Chen Kai frantically pressed the blue button on the phone, waiting for the secret to be unlocked in three seconds.

"Silver Dora!"

A white vortex of air was generated from his hand, turning into a fierce tiger and rushing forward.

boom!

Seeing the opponent who was bitten violently by the white tiger turned into a branch after a puff of white smoke, Chen Kai smiled:

"Do you dare to be a substitute in front of Kai in my underworld? Look down on you brother Kai? Do you think this fist the size of a sandbag is used to beat me?"

Ninja Kai on the screen suddenly moved forward, and quickly swung the nunchaku with both hands, causing a vortex. The opponent who ran forward intermittently was finally unable to resist, and was sucked into the center of the vortex, receiving merciless beatings.

The lights in the bedroom resonate with the firelight on the screen, flickering constantly.

There seemed to be a contrast between the rapidly decreasing blood volume and Chen Kai's wilder smile in front of the screen.

My youth has no regrets!

Looking at the esoteric map flashing on the screen, Chen Kai breathed a sigh of relief, and easily won the first round, perfect.

Eh?Wait, just now, for Mao's esoteric map, it will be bright and dark for a while?

Chen Kai raised his head in doubt:

Oh, it turned out that my light was broken!

The lights suddenly went out, Chen Kai's eyes were instantly dark, his consciousness gradually lost, and his hands hang down feebly.

Before he fell into a coma, Chen Kai tried his best to reach out to touch the phone. This is a promotion match, but he couldn't exert his strength.

The noise around him gradually subsided, and before he lost consciousness, his only thought was:

I do!I don't use the guarantee card!

...............

Konoha 34 years, October 1, night.

Since the Second Ninja World War that started the year before last, a large number of Konoha ninjas rushed to the battlefield.Ordinary civilians hid in their huts behind closed doors.The commercial streets are empty, without the brightly lit New Year's atmosphere of the past.

The pure white snowflakes swayed down and fell on this blood-red land.

Somewhere in Muye Village, in a hut, candles were lit at this time, a watermelon head with thick eyebrows and big eyes was kneeling beside the bed, holding the slightly pale right hand of the woman on the bed:

"Hold on, Nanako (there is no introduction in the original work, so it is written by the author)! It will be fine soon!"

"Yes, madam, work harder! You can see the baby's head already! Come on, madam!" The midwife stood behind Nanako's separated legs and said to her excitedly.

"Oh! I'm using my strength!" Nanako Nanako clasped her hands tightly, closed her eyes tightly, and howled in pain

In an instant, the cry of the baby filled the whole room. The midwife hugged the newborn baby and carefully squatted down so that Nanako could see the whole picture of the baby:

"Ma'am, it's a son."

Nanako Nanako's face was pale, she smiled weakly, and looked at the child in front of her tenderly, her eyes seemed to be watery.

The man on the side looked at the child, jumped up violently, still holding his wife's right hand with both hands, and burst into tears:

"Good job Nanako! Sure enough, this is youth!"

As soon as Chen Kai opened his eyes, he shouted: "My day, my promotion match!"

I didn't hear the familiar male voice in the past, there was only a cry of a baby: "Wow~"

Looking at the baby waving limbs in front of him, the man was a little happy, took the baby from the mother, and said with tears streaming down his face:

"My son! Are you so energetic when you were just born? You will definitely have the same youthful blood as me in the future!"

"Brother, who are you? You watermelon head with thick eyebrows and big eyes, my hen Lei, how can your hair reflect light? Why are your palms so big? Hey, stop crying, tears and snot are almost dripping on me body!"

Chen Kai waved his hands vigorously, desperately trying to push the man in front of him.

Seeing the baby in his arms gently touch his palm, the man cried even harder, and buried his face on the baby's small body:

"My son, are you so impatient to welcome the coming youth? Good! Let us father and son experience youth together!"

The man delivered the baby to the midwife, and suddenly got down on the ground, put his hands on the ground, and asked the midwife to put the baby on his back, crying and doing push-ups at high speed. The watermelon head was shining under the candlelight:

"Son, do you feel it? For the boiling youth surging in my father!"

Nanako Nanako, who was lying on the bed, looked at the father and son doing push-ups beside her gently, with a happy tone:

"That's great, father and son."

"Hey, hey! Don't shake it, don't shake it, I feel like throwing up!"

Hearing his son's cries louder and louder, the man worked harder, and even started clapping and doing push-ups one by one:

"Are you happy to feel the blood of being a father, son! Good! Then doing 1000 push-ups for the father!"

etc!This watermelon head, this youth in Secondary School, I seem to know who he is!Isn't this Kaihuang? I'll go!Am I reincarnated as Emperor Kai's son?

Chen Kai lowered his head and looked at the youthful man below him. A silver forehead was worn on his head, but he didn't see the familiar green vest:

This product is just a ninja forehead?Why don't you even have a vest?Eh!Matt Kay doesn't seem to have a wife.He is a single dog, so there is only one truth!I'm going, no way, no way, I was reincarnated as Emperor Kai?The hunk of the century who almost kicked out the finale with one kick?

After a short period of excitement, the baby stopped crying strangely, with resentful eyes floating.

I don't want to be a watermelon head, brother!I spent 300 yesterday for the hairstyle I just did!I haven't even held the hand of Xiaohua next door!How come you are going to be single for ten thousand years!It's over, my youth is over.

Looking at Matt Dai struggling to do push-ups below him, Chen Kai's thoughts were lost:

I don’t know when Jiraiya started writing Intimate Paradise, so I can only follow him to find materials to understand the mysteries of the human body?

You said that I became Maitkai, will Maitkai go to my body?Then I saw my mother suddenly come to a day tiger?

Ow!He was just born, so it's fine.

No, there is something wrong, my mother came home and found that her newly grown son was just crying like a newborn baby, let me go, this picture is so beautiful that I dare not think about it.

"Honey, is the child's milk powder enough at home?" Nanako who was on the side watched the scene where the father and son were in harmony, and couldn't help asking.

Time seemed to be frozen, and Matt Dai's boiling blood also cooled down. He carefully put down Chen Kai on his back, got up awkwardly, touched his nose, and said cautiously:

"Shall I do some more tasks tomorrow?"

"You ninja have a fart task to do, do you want to find the lost Ah Huang?" Chen Kai, who was put down, looked at the watermelon head next to him with contempt, and suddenly thought:

Go ahead, he is my father!Doesn’t that mean that the family is so poor that they don’t even have money for milk powder?I won't starve to death, right? ?I don’t know how Metkai managed to hold on in the original work!