Douluo, start crushing everything

"Wait a minute! Shameless, did you just say that Fatty was unfaithful to his father? What happened?" Of course, the inexperienced Princess Honglian didn't notice at all that Bibi Dong had just scared off the Emerald Tiger.

Only Wei Zhuang, Master, Tang San, Xiao Wu, Tao Rabbit, Tina and others had seen Si Si's methods.

Tang Houyan was not surprised at how well-cooked Princess Honglian was. After all, girls are good at cooking!

Besides, Princess Honglian is a girl who is new to the world and does not know the dangers of the world.

Isn't it just a matter of a few packets of spicy strips to get rid of her?

……

Unexpectedly, Princess Honglian asked so sincerely, and she still had a task to do, so she should take revenge on the Emerald Tiger for teasing Bibi Dong~

After all, it’s not a good idea to die all at once. We have to keep the four evil generals together~

"Ahem~ That's it! I come from a very far away place, I believe Princess Honglian should know~ There is an old saying that is very good in our place!"

"Food is the paramount necessity of the people!"

"And the purpose of Princess Honglian coming to Zilanxuan is not to eat the specialties of my hometown, spicy strips and instant noodles?"

"But, what a coincidence... Princess Honglian's father is a person who lives as long as heaven~"

"Honglian, are you looking at what this fat man has done?"

"He...he is hating you for coming to Zilanxuan, because he wants to report the princess's coming to Zilanxuan to King Han!"

"Oh~ It doesn't matter if Zi Lanxuan is going to close down..." When she said this, Zi Nu stared at the little brat Tang Houyan.

"Little brat, what are you talking about?!" Zi Nu glared.

There was no other way, Tang Houyan could only blink his eyes and continue to tell the story: "Look, this fat man is loyal to you, Princess Honglian, and your father on the surface, but in fact he is extremely disloyal to King Han~ "

"Hmm~ Boy, although I have this idea, it is a great loyalty to King Han! After all, the princess is a daughter of a daughter. If word spreads about coming to a place like Zilanxuan..." The Emerald Tiger heard this. After the little brat Tang Houyan said this, he replied calmly and calmly.

Princess Honglian did not listen to Jade Tiger's words, but looked at Tang Houyan's appearance, so she asked again: "Yes~Zhenyan, you said that this fat man is unfaithful, do you need evidence?"

Zi Nu thought with great sadness in her heart: "Oh, this red lotus... Oh, Zi Lan Xuan is no longer safe."

I originally wanted to use the name of Zilanxuan to avoid this troubled world and find someone who could stand firm in the troubled times, but I didn't expect that today would end like this...

At this time, the purple girl had mixed feelings in her heart...

"Ahem~ From my perspective, it may not be possible!"

"Food is the most important thing for the people, and the king of Han lives as long as the heaven~"

"But this fat man doesn't respect Princess Honglian for coming to Zilanxuan to find food, and he insists on reporting Princess Honglian's coming to Zilanxuan! In other words, he doesn't respect God, and he doesn't respect your father!" Tang Houyan Pointing to the Emerald Tiger in a dignified manner.

The look and expression in his eyes were perfect, as if he had a blood feud with the Emerald Tiger, making people have no choice but to believe what Tang Houyan said.

…………

Of course, there are also those who don’t believe it, and that is the group of people from Douluo World and Tianxing World.

"What?! Shameless brother, this is..."

"What the hell are you crazy about, shameless kid? It's impossible for a child to believe such a little trick, right?"

"You still live the same life as heaven? Is there really such a fool in this world?" Master, Bibi Dong, Tina, Taotu, Tang San, and even looked at Tang Houyan who was talking nonsense with retarded expressions.

Of course, in the eyes of this group of people, Wei Zhuang was the only one who showed a slight smile. After all, Wei Zhuang listened.

Are you asking if anyone has?A guy who wants to live forever?

There may not be a fool in the world of Douluo or One Piece who would believe such nonsense.

However, there are many in Tianxing World, and they are still a group of people...

Now, go and ask among the seven chaotic kingdoms, which king does not want to live as long as heaven?

At this moment, Wei Zhuang showed a faint smile, Zi Lanxuan was saved this time!

After all, Zilanxuan does business under the slogan: Food is the first priority for the people!

how?If you have an opinion, then you must be disrespectful to the king and punish the nine tribes!

Bang~

"What?!" Suddenly, the Jade Tiger collapsed on the ground. The soldiers in front of him who separated Tang Houyan from the Jade Tiger group stepped back with fear on their faces. Their eyes seemed to be... …

Should we take the emerald tiger and give it to King Han? After all, the soldiers are more afraid of King Han than the emerald tiger!

"Yes... that's right, what kind of spicy noodles are you talking about? Those things don't exist at all. They were just fabricated out of thin air by a brat like you." The Emerald Tiger, who was slumped on the ground, seemed to have grabbed the last life-saving thread. Like straw, he immediately retorted.

"Haha~ Sample~ Can't you complete the task properly this time? I'll make you vomit later..." Tang Houyan looked at the emergency look of the Emerald Tiger, with a faint smile on his face, but he thought slowly in his heart.

On the other side, Douluo and the group of people from the One Piece world are even more confused.

"Huh? Fatty, are you focusing on the wrong thing? People who live as long as heaven, isn't this what you should focus on?"

"A three-year-old child knows that is impossible, Fatty, you actually believe it?" Master, Bibi Dong, Tina, Taotu, and Tang San were even dumbfounded by the serious expression on Jade Tiger's face.

In fact, the Emerald Tiger doesn’t believe in such stupid things?It’s just that in the ancient world, you dare to say that: the king cannot live as long as the sky?

The next person to enter the cell in a minute will be you~

Therefore, Jade Tiger can only blame the so-called spicy noodles and instant noodles for the problem.

If the kid in front of him couldn't produce spicy strips or instant noodles, the Emerald Tiger would have something to retort.

All charges such as misleading the public with lies, deceiving the emperor, etc. will be detained together. From then on, he will be a permanent VIP in the prison.