curse the world at hogwarts

Sandford is located in the foothills of England. It is a quiet, beautiful and safe town surrounded by mountains.

Small towns like this, after experiencing two waves of big industry and big electricity, are basically on the road to aging.

In the eyes of many people, such a place is doomed to decline.

But Sandford residents tell everyone -

Don’t underestimate the adaptability and resilience of the war generation, Kusou!

"The best gardening village in England..."

“No. 1 choice of Royal Town in Great Britain...”

"Best Small Village of the Year in the British Isles..."

Standing in front of the guide board outside the town, Rhine and others looked up at the honors filled with the pride of Sandford people and expressed their speechlessness.

"Still winning for many years?"

The dog dad who transformed the luxurious mansion in Grimmauld Place into a slum-like one was filled with emotion.

"Are Muggles usually so free?"

"Are you feeling empty mentally?"

Mr. Adams, who once battled wits with the town's Muggles in America, made what he thought was a very conclusive judgment.

"So I have to get some frivolous names to satisfy my desire for expression."

"Actually, it's not just Muggles either..."

The boss Grindelwald, who had been hiding in the Black Tower for 50 years, started to kill with a smile.

"What are you looking at, the Order of Merlin medal, the Chief Wizard of the Wizengamot, the chocolate card... I don't know what kind of inner emptiness you are trying to fill~"

Dumbledore, who was far away in Hogwarts, suddenly felt a cold summer afternoon wind blowing by.

"Ah!"

Although the boss was complaining about his family, people like Sirius, who had received medals and had a certain title like Rhine, said they were offended.

But since the offended person was none other than Gellert Grindelwald, they decided to pretend they weren't offended.

"Why haven't they come back yet?"

As the adults took in their surroundings, Draco let out a depressed growl.

"When you usually hang out with them, do you also need to wait so long outside the bathroom?"

Facing Draco Malfoy's "inquiry", Neville, who was usually ignored in the past, was simply stunned. He thought carefully before nodding.

"Yes."

"That's why I hate playing with girls!"

Draco immediately made some profound conclusion about his life.

Neville wanted to remind him that he didn't seem to get along with boys like Harry and Ron, but in the end he decided to forget it.

As the "chief male disciple" truly recognized by Rhine, he learned a lot from his teacher in terms of life.

Get rid of the dross and get the essence!

Under Rhine's guidance, Neville did accept Draco's paranoid and even perverted idea of ​​"love, hate, and hatred"...

From this, he knew that the person Draco wanted to play with most was Harry.

Suddenly, Neville regretted why he had stood with Draco before, so he carefully moved a few meters away.

He still prefers to run behind Hannah...

So does Luna.

While seeing Draco's true nature clearly, little Neville didn't realize that there was already a little Neptune inside him that was ready to move.

What a ruthless scumbag~

However, as time went by, not to mention the little boys who couldn't stand it, even the adults showed hesitation and even vigilance.

Although little sisters, it does take time to go to the toilet, but you have been there for too long this time, right?

Could it be that……

Everyone suddenly remembered someone's fate buff that said "there will be an accident if you download the dungeon", and their eyes gradually focused on Rhine.

Rhine was about to cry, but he still raised his hand to make arrangements for everyone.

Maybe something really happened, I need to go take a look.

But a group of big men gathered around to watch the women's restroom in the open air, and it was hard to comment on!

Just as several people were drawing their wands and pulling out pistols, there was suddenly a loud noise from the direction of the toilet, and then a rough voice came from far away...

This voice is so familiar!

The people who were born in Hogwarts all showed expressions of nostalgia and surprise.

Why does the old squib appear here?

Gu Zhu</span>“I’m just passing by!!!”

"The devil is squatting in the women's toilet and peeping every day!!!"

To everyone's shock, they actually saw Argus Filch, the caretaker of Hogwarts Castle, walking towards them angrily.

What's even more shocking is that in the past, he was holding a Winchester lever in his hand when he was wielding brooms and mops?

"Did we... accidentally run into a parallel universe?"

It seems that in his wandering life, Lupine spent a lot of time passing the hard time with Muggle comics, and he also spent a lot of time studying quantum mechanics, the metaverse, and so on~

"I think the idea should be more scientific."

No matter how hard he thought, Rhine couldn't figure out everything in front of him, and finally came to an obvious conclusion.

"twin!"

"He added twins!"

But Mr. Filch, who was holding the old rifle in his hand and still endured Mrs. Longbottom's violent beatings with his handbag, immediately broke Rhine's self-hypnosis.

"Professor Lyle!"

When he saw Rhine, Filch's eyes lit up and he immediately complained to this middle-aged man who was quite friendly to him.

"I'm just chasing wild animals around as usual..."

"This is so unreasonable!"

Mrs. Longbottom didn't take his advice and immediately let out a roar full of female power.

"Lies! Shameless lies!"

"If I hadn't caught you in time, you would have climbed to the window!"

"Are the wild animals in the Muggle world just like trolls? Will they run into the women's bathroom?"

These words made Hermione, who ran back closely behind, chuckle.

She could swear that she was the best evidence that "a troll entered the toilet".

"are you crazy?"

What was even more unexpected was that Mr. Filch, who was submissive to wizards in the wizarding world, couldn't help but roared angrily at Mrs. Longbottom.

"How many girls are there at Hogwarts?"

"If I want to do this kind of thing, wouldn't it be more appropriate to do it there?"

This reason won the approval of several men who did not know the truth. What he said made sense!

"fart!"

Not to be outdone, Mrs. Longbottom immediately gave another logical and consistent explanation.

"Doing this at Hogwarts?"

"Professors can peel off your skin and polish your boots!"

"What am I..."

Filch's eyes were so bulging that he looked like a thin version of Umbridge.

But he couldn't find a new reason, so he could only stand there shivering and trying his luck. The rifle in his hand didn't give him enough courage at all.

"No, is this what we are focusing on now?"

Rhine finally couldn't help but interrupt.

"How do you get into the toilet?"

"Who can go into the women's room?"

"Please don't scold me, okay?"

"Even Lord Rowling can't decide this kind of taboo!"

"I just want to know one question -"

"Mr. Filch, don't you think we should give us a little explanation for the current situation?"

Filch turned back, completely confused.

"Explain...what?"

???

"Your gun!"

"Your location!"

"You break all the forms of existence we know!"

Rhine, whose head was overwhelmed by the large amount of information, had collapsed into the posture of one of China's most famous figures - Xiaobao Song.

"Give me a perfect explanation!"