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"What can be done?"

"I'll tell you a story, listen to me."

Ji Qingyan nodded with a serious face.

"One day, an elephant was pulling the poop on the grass. After pulling the poop, he found that there was no paper. A little white rabbit happened to come. The elephant said, "Little white rabbit, do you shed your hair? The little white rabbit can't say it." , and then the elephant wiped his ass with the little white rabbit."

"It's disgusting, you can't talk about anything else."

"Don't worry, I haven't finished yet." Lin Yi said:

"The next day, the elephant was eating. After eating, he found that there was no paper to wipe his mouth. A little black rabbit happened to come next to him. The elephant asked, "Little black rabbit, do you shed your hair? The little black rabbit can't tell." Ah, and then the elephant wiped his mouth with the little black rabbit."

"Then the little black rabbit said, Tiezi, I am the little white rabbit from yesterday."

"what--!"

"Lin Yi, you are so disgusting, why don't you let me eat!"

Ji Qingyan had the urge to go crazy, she only hated that her legs were not long enough, otherwise she would have kicked him away.

"I'm not here to help you lose weight." Lin Yi said with a smile, "Do you have any appetite now?"

"I'm going to die of nausea." Ji Qingyan said: "Don't eat, don't eat."

"Look, the effect has been achieved."

"I don't eat it, and you can't eat it either. I can eat it after I relax for a while."

"I even took out the trump card, but you can still eat it? Are you an elephant?"

"Lin Yi, I'll kill you!"

Ji Qingyan rushed over angrily and pushed Lin Yi onto the sofa.

"You still dare to do this with me? Believe it or not, I will scratch the soles of your feet."

"I'm wearing shoes today, you can't take them off."

"Then I'll change places."

"I'm not ticklish in other places, and your trick won't work."

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"Sister..."

The door of the office was pushed open at this moment, and time seemed to stand still at this moment.

"I, did I come at a bad time?" He Yuanyuan asked tentatively.

"Don't get me wrong, it's not what you think." Ji Qingyan explained in a panic, her face was like a ripe peach.

It's not yet one o'clock, why did she come here.

So embarrassing.

"Sister, don't worry, just explain slowly, I'll listen." He Yuanyuan said: "I really want to know, besides applauding for love, what else can I use this posture for?"

"what's wrong with you!"

Lin Yi roared, "You're such an adult, why don't you wink at all, go out quickly, and come back in two hours!"

"Two hours?"

He Yuanyuan stared, "Boss Niu Pi, I'm leaving now."

"What are you going to do? Just stay here!" Ji Qingyan said.

"This is not good." Lin Yi pretended to be embarrassed.

"What's wrong!"

"It's mainly two at a time, I'm afraid my body won't be able to bear it."

"Uh-huh?"

Ji Qingyan was stunned for a moment, and then she understood what Lin Yi meant.

"Lin Yi, if you're talking nonsense, I'll strangle you to death." Ji Qingyan said angrily, "Get up, what are you doing lying down?"

"Uh, okay."

"Hey, it's so sour. We've known each other for so many years, and it's the first time I've seen a senior sister wear a jersey. Boss, you're really blessed."

"It's just showing your legs, what kind of beauty is not shallow, it's just drizzle."

"Is it all drizzle?"

He Yuanyuan showed the expression of someone who had come here, as if saying, I understand everything.

"That's right, it's nothing."

He Yuanyuan smiled ambiguously, "Since the senior sister won't let me go, I won't go, and it happens that lunch hasn't arrived yet."

The first time is raw and the second time is familiar, He Yuanyuan is not polite this time.

Pick up the chopsticks and eat directly.

Ji Qingyan was unhappy. I begged for a long time before making this for me. Why did you eat it!

Thinking of this, Ji Qingyan took her mobile phone and sent Lin Yi a WeChat message.

Ji Qingyan: "Go and tell Yuanyuan a story."

Lin Yi: "Hmm? What story?"

Ji Qingyan: "The story of the little white rabbit and the elephant."

Lin Yi: "Why tell her this story?"

Ji Qingyan: "If she eats all the food you cook for me, then what should I eat? I can't let her take advantage of it."

Lin Yi: "What's the matter? Didn't she eat it once before? Didn't you say nothing?"

Ji Qingyan: "Isn't that the first time? Just eat it once. I haven't eaten it a few times yet."

Lin Yi: ? ? ?

What kind of psychology is this!

Ji Qingyan: "Go quickly."

Under Ji Qingyan's coercion and lure, Lin Yi coughed a few times and said:

"Yuanyuan, how about I tell you a little story about dinner."

"Okay, it happens that I can eat more." He Yuanyuan said.

"The story goes like this, once upon a time there was an elephant on the grassland..."

"Ha ha……"

Just at the beginning of the talk, He Yuanyuan laughed out loud, which stunned Lin Yi.

I haven't started talking yet, are you laughing?

"Boss, is the story you want to tell the story of the elephant wiping the ass of the little white rabbit?"

"How did you know?"

"I've heard it before." He Yuanyuan said while eating, unaffected at all.

"There is still a follow-up." Lin Yi said: "I will tell you later."

"I also know about the latter, I wiped my mouth with the little black rabbit the next day, isn't it this?"

"You even know this?"

"That's right." He Yuanyuan said with a piece of spare ribs:

"There is a third part of this story. On the third day, a little hedgehog came. The elephant picked its teeth with it. The little squirrel said, I am the little white rabbit from the day before yesterday."

"vomit--"

Before He Yuanyuan could explain why the little white rabbit turned into a hedgehog, Ji Qingyan couldn't take it anymore.

He rushed to the bathroom and retched.

When she came out, her face was pale. Looking at the four dishes and one soup on the table, she couldn't eat any more.

"Senior Sister, why did you vomit?!" He Yuanyuan was stunned, "Could it be that you are happy? Don't you say that the two of you are innocent? Anything can happen?"

"What's the matter, do you know how disgusting the story you tell is?"

"Disgusting? Isn't this a little story about dinner? Why do you take it seriously?"

With that said, He Yuanyuan ate a spare rib with relish, not to mention how delicious it was.

Ji Qingyan: ...

I have the heart to want to die.

Like He Yuanyuan, Lin Yi was not affected in the slightest and ate lunch very smoothly.

But Ji Qingyan, the instigator who was eager to try, didn't eat a single bite.

After the meal, He Yuanyuan took the initiative to pack the leftovers in the kitchen, and then returned to the office.

"Didn't you want to talk about investment, let's start now." Lin Yi said.

Because there are business matters to talk about, but everyone has straight eyes.

"Lingyun Capital's formalities have been completed, and it can officially start operations in the near future." He Yuanyuan flipped through the documents in her hand and said:

"Besides, the foundation will start interviewing tomorrow. You, the big boss behind the scenes, would you like to come over and have a look?"

"I don't look at the process, but only at the result. You and Lao Qi have to check it out." Lin Yi said:

"Later, I will give you 10 billion yuan to run the foundation. The assistance plan will focus on orphanages first, and then spread to impoverished mountainous areas across the country."

"I have something to say." Ji Qingyan interjected:

"I think now, we should focus on Lingyun Group's business, supplemented by the foundation, and invest all the money in the foundation, which may affect the development of other businesses of the company. We can only do our best for charity and do what we can. And do."