Konoha's Crazy Dave

In the home of the second Uchiha elder

"Hey, Yue Mei, our family will be rich again soon!" Dave hugged Yue Mei excitedly and said happily.

"Giggles, Dave, haven't you always been rich?" Yue Mei asked with a giggle.

Dave used to be the veritable richest man in Konoha, and even the family's money couldn't cover it up.Dave also often sends gifts to Yue Mei, and Yue Mei also knows about it, such as...

Now basically all the shops in the commercial street are owned by Yue Mei... Yue Mei doesn't know what the purpose of Dave giving her such a gift... Dave said that he wanted her to experience the happiness of being a housewife, but Yue Mei didn't understand it. What kind of happiness is there...

After all, she was not short of money... Yue Mei also tried it when collecting rent... It was so tiring... The money didn't seem to be more than [-]% of what Dave gave me... Later She stopped going and left this kind of matter to her father.

Uchiha Kaoru would be happy if she had Jiang, she is better off as a daughter, that little brat Uchiha Kaoru didn’t even mention giving money to his family, but he also spent money outside to buy some game skins?I am already twelve or thirty years old, sitting at home with my computer every day, and I don’t even have a partner.Sad people.

Uchiha Jiang is almost sixty now. He walks around the streets every day with a bunch of keys to collect rent...

However, since Dave is happy and his father is happy, Yue Mei is also happy.

"Hey, I used to be the richest man in Konoha Village, and now I am the richest man in Fire Country! Waiting for a few years may be a bit too arrogant. Waiting for more than ten or twenty years, I just endure it. The richest man in the world!"

"When the time comes! I will stand on the top of the wealth ladder in the ninja world, with a boring expression on my face saying that I have no interest in money ~ money is just a number to me ~" Dave told the imaginary scene in his mind.

"Giggle, Dave's ideal is really great." Yuemei covered her mouth and chuckled.

"Hey, father-in-law, are you going out to collect rent?" Dave and Yue Mei were cuddling on the grass in the courtyard. Suddenly Dave saw the figure of Uchiha Jiang passing by and shouted in confusion.

"Well, it's Dave. Hey, it's time to collect the rent again. My old bones have to be busy again. Every time I have to drag a sack of money home, my shoulders hurt." Look. The second elder Uchiha, with a bunch of keys hanging on his waist and a big bag in his hand, said something that made him want to be beaten... Dave was speechless...

"Where's the mirror? Won't he help you? I just saw him playing in the Ninja League in the house?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"Hmph, you know how to sit in front of that computer every day, and you are not afraid that his Sharingan will go blind? I was passing by there just now, and I heard what that brat was talking about. Xiao Tiantian, if you want to be blue or something, that's it. What kind of game?" The second Uchiha elder became angry when he mentioned the Uchiha mirror.

"...." Dave grinned slightly...Xiao Tiantian...Uchiha Mirror...I really have you...Online dating has started...

On the other side, in Uchiha Mirror's room.

"Um, Brother Jing, did I trick you on 25/30/1? I saw my teammates were sending ***, did I trick them?" Uchiha Mirror heard a burst of noise from his earphones. Yingying sound

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll help you spray them. What the hell, that's what they did, and they threw the pot on your head. It's okay, you can continue to take the heads as an assistant. By the way, blue has been refreshed, you go and kill it. I got it." Jing quickly comforted her.

"Then...then...will the jungler be angry..." the girl asked with a choked voice.

"He's a piece of shit? Huh? What the hell, where did the orphan Tobirama get the blue face after beating him? It's okay, you take it. If he dares to say anything, I will spray him for you!" Uchiha Kage waved his hand, Said in a manly manner.

In the Konoha Internet cafe, Uchiha is playing games at the moment...

Uchiha Madara looked at the 25/30/1 auxiliary Lieutenant on the panel with blue veins popping out on his head...

Uchiha Madara controlled Tobirama to play in the jungle. Oh, blue was refreshed. Madara wanted to get the blue after resurrection, so he saw the stupid assistant walking towards his jungle area again...

After Uchiha Madara was resurrected, he looked at the empty jungle... and slowly closed his eyes... and then slowly placed his hands on the keyboard.

Ninja Dance God: Can the support not touch my blue?

Xiao Shanshan: But...but...Brother Jing said you don't need blue for the orphans you hit...let me just take it...

Uchiha Madara was stunned for a moment, then immediately clicked on the panel

If you don't love me, please don't hurt me...

[The Ninja Dance God exits the game]

In the courtyard of the home of the second elder Uchiha, Dave and Yue Mei were making love to each other on the grass, when suddenly a figure appeared at the door.

"Uncle Madara (teacher)? Why are you here?" Dave and Yue Mei stood up and looked at Madara's arrival, asking in confusion.

"Is that brat Uchiha Kage at home?" Madara looked at Dave and asked expressionlessly.

"Uh...he's playing games in his room..." Dave said doubtfully, did Uncle Ban have anything to do with the mirror?

"Well, you go out first, so that it won't affect you later." Spot nodded, and then slowly walked towards the house.

Dave picked up Yue Mei and ran outside

"Susanoo!!"

"Ah!! Patriarch!! Why are you hitting me again!!"

When Uchihajiang returned home carrying a sack of money, he looked at the ruins on the ground in front of him and the half-dead mirror lying on the ground covered in blood, with a look of confusion on his face...

"Dave, home...what...is happening???" Uchiha Jiang looked at the ruins on the ground, looked at Dave and his daughter aside and asked in confusion...

"Um... maybe... the mirror game tricked Uncle Madara again..." Dave swallowed and said slowly...

In the past, Uncle Madara's mirroring was at least just using his hands and ninjutsu, but this time he directly brought out the Gundam...

Uchiha Jiang had a headache... This unlucky kid would get into trouble every day, and every time he got into trouble with Madara.He handed a sack of money into Dave's hand first, picked up the mirror and headed towards the hospital.

inside the hospital.

The bandaged Uchiha mirror was lying on the bed, holding a mobile phone in his hand and looking at the penguin.

If you don’t love me, please don’t hurt me: [Picture]

Xiao Shanshan: Brother Jing, you are injured. You are so pitiful.

If you don’t like me, please don’t hurt me: Alas, Brother Jing, I am a ninja. I encountered an unexpected situation when I was playing a game with you just now. I was unfortunately injured after fighting with the enemy who sneaked up on me.But don't worry, the little thief who made the sneak attack is already dead.

Xiao Shanshan: Brother Jing, are you in the hospital?I'm going to check on you now.

If you don’t love me, please don’t hurt me: Huh? ? ?This... this is our first meeting...

Xiao Shanshan: Hehe, it’s okay, I’m going now.Just tell me which room it is in.

If you don’t love me, please don’t hurt me: xx room

After sending it, Jing immediately put down the phone.

"Father, am I handsome now?" Jing turned his bandaged face and looked at Uchiha Jiang who was sitting beside him and asked.

Uchiha Jiang was stunned for a moment

"Doctor! Doctor! My son's brain is broken!!!"