Konoha's Crazy Dave

Madara boringly kept refreshing the forum, hoping to receive some comments or likes. (The author’s crazy hint)

At this moment, another number was displayed on the message bar, and Madara quickly clicked on it.

Ninja World God Speed: What kind of beast are you?Where do you get the confidence to post photos?Um?His bad face is worse than Hashirama's playing cards?

The Ninja God Speed ​​Senju Tobirama over there has already developed the skill of playing cards and checking posts at the same time. When he saw Madara's post, he smiled disdainfully.

As for the result...needless to say...

The next day, in the Hokage's office

"The students of the ninja school are ready to graduate. They have been studying for two or three years since the beginning. They are already capable of becoming independent genin. We can also accept some students." The left eye is blue and the right eye is swollen. The nose is crooked, the forehead is swollen, and the sausage-mouthed Thousand-Handed Door whispers.

"Well, do you have any suitable candidates?" Panda nodded sleepily between his eyes and said slightly weakly.

I didn't feel so sleepy after playing Landlords all night yesterday... Why did I feel like I almost died when I just stepped out of the Internet cafe door this morning... Hashirama thought in confusion.

"There are still a few talented kids. Senju Dave, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shimura Danzo, Uchiha Kagami, Uchiha Mitsuki, Akimichi Kaifeng, Koharu Koharu, and Mito Kadeni. These kids Not bad." Tobirama now feels that it is a little difficult for him to open his mouth to speak...

"How do we accept them as students?" Hashirama asked.

"Let's have four of us," Tobirama said.

"Moda, don't they accept students?" Hashirama asked, looking at the two people sitting over there in confusion.

"Ha, they don't deserve it. Hiss." Tobirama sneered slightly at the corner of his mouth, but it was so close to the wound that Tobirama quickly covered his mouth and took a breath.

"Leave Dave and Tsukimi to me," Madara said, ignoring Tobirama and looking at Hashirama.

Needless to say, Dave had already made this plan.As for that little girl Tsukimi, I heard that she opened the Sharingan a year ago and is extremely talented.Moreover, she and Dave are also engaged, and the two of them often hang out together, so let's keep it together.

As for why I don’t want to accept the Uchiha mirror, hehe, I don’t like it.

mirror:?

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Hiss..." Tobirama roared fiercely when he heard that this guy was planning on his own child.Damn, that bastard Uchiha Madara was so cruel yesterday.

How dare you take advantage of Dave?Seeing how you usually look like a bastard, narcissistic, hateful, evil, sinister, perverted, etc., Tobirama put countless hats on Uchiha Madara in his heart.Let him take Dave?So what became of Dave?

"Ahem, that's it, Tobirama, Madara usually doesn't have much to do. Don't always think that Madara is so bad, he will definitely be able to take care of Dave and Yue Mei." Obviously, Hashirama has a lot of love between his younger brother and Orion. Time to choose your own friends.

"Brother! Hiss..." Tobirama roared, um... grinning again...

"Izuna, do you want to take care of students?" Hashirama ignored his brother and looked at Izuna over there and asked.

"I'll forget it. I'm still a teacher in school. It's a lot of trouble to take care of students, and I don't have that much time." Quan Nai shook his head, his words full of resentment... Guang usually goes on a blind date. It takes up most of the time, and I have to attend classes at school, so there is no extra time to take care of students.

"Well, okay then. Let me take care of these three children, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shimura Danzo, and Uchiha Kagami." Hashirama smiled awkwardly and picked up the information on several students in his hand. He said referring to these three people.

"Hmph, then let me take care of the remaining three children. I'm not irresponsible like some Uchiha boy." Tobirama snorted, and then he could only take care of the remaining children.The words were also full of disdain for a certain Uchiha who was trying to fish in troubled waters.

"Senju Tobirama! Didn't you get enough beatings last night?"

"Oh, Uchiha boy, just because I can't beat your big brother doesn't mean I can't beat you."

"A room of thousands of hands!!"

"Uchiha Izuna!!"

Looking at the two people who ran out and started fighting again, Hashirama smiled helplessly.Alas, you even said that Izuna is a child, Tobirama, why are you not...

Inside the ninja school

Dave knew that Warring States F4 went to an Internet cafe for the night last night, but he didn't know what happened afterwards. When he came to school and looked at Tobirama with a pig-headed face, he almost knew what happened...

"Okay, today is your graduation day. There is no need for graduation exams or anything else. Your current ability is completely enough to become a Konoha genin. Now come and receive your forehead protector." Tobirama, a pig-faced man, didn't waste any words. , directly stated the purpose of today.

After hearing this, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they all became excited. Everyone was extremely excited, especially Danzo Hiruzen and others. When they took the forehead protector from Tobirama's hand, their hands were really shaking.

"In addition, after two or three years of performance and judging from all aspects, I, and...(bastard) Uchiha Clan Leader, Hokage-sama will specially select some of you as students." Tobirama looked at the next one. A child with an excited look on his face, filled with emotion in his heart... These children will be the future of Konoha.

But there are some exceptions among these people.

"Yue Mei, why do you think this forehead protector looks so ugly?" Dave looked at the limp forehead protector in his hand and asked doubtfully.

"Giggle, Dave, you are the only one who dares to say such a thing," Yue Mei giggled.

"Here, give me your forehead protector and I'll help you put it on." Dave took the forehead protector from Yue Mei's hand.

It was gently tied on Yue Mei's forehead. Yue Mei's eyes were full of tenderness as she looked at Dave who was tying a forehead protector on her in front of her...

"Dave-kun, do you look good?" Yue Mei asked with a shy face as she looked at Dave who was looking at her tenderly.

"Well, it looks good. Everything my Yuemei brings is good-looking." Dave gently held the catkins in his hand and said softly.

Yuemei is shy, but Dave still looks at her so tenderly...

The old father on the stage, Tobirama, slapped his forehead hard... It's over, it's over... His cute child was completely fascinated by the Uchiha daughter-in-law...

"Among them, Hiruzen Sarutobi, Danzo Shimura, and Kagami Uchiha, you will be a three-person team and will be accepted as disciples by Lord Hokage. Akimichi Tofu, Mito Kadenen, and Koharu, you will also be a three-person team. You were accepted as a disciple by me. Uchiha Tsukimi, Senju Dave, you are a team of two, and you were accepted as a disciple by the (bastard) Uchiha clan leader." Tobirama forced himself not to look at his unlucky child and looked at someone else said.

Kagami, Danzo, and Hiruzen all stood up excitedly when they heard that they had been accepted as a disciple by the Hokage.

"Sit down, sit down, you three over there, you want to rebel!" Dave over there didn't think anything was wrong and shouted to the three excited people who stood up over there.

Come on, what are you three getting excited about? My teacher is Uncle Madara, Battlefield Rose, Ninja Dance God, Konoha Village's No. [-] Dancer, Pole Dancer...ah, there's something weird mixed in again.