Konoha's Crazy Dave

Madara stood up from his seat and looked around. What puzzled him was that the white-haired figure in his imagination did not appear in his sight.

"Dave, why can't your father post here even though he's not here?" Madara sat down and looked at Dave aside and asked.

"Huh? My father probably bought a computer with his own money," Dave said in a daze.

A set of computers costs 30 taels. In fact, the total number of hosts, screens, etc. is only tens of thousands taels. The real big problem is electricity and network signals. Konoha has not yet reached the stage where everyone has access to electricity, so buying a set of computers still requires Connecting electricity to your own home is a big project. The real power source is still at Orochoku. To connect the electricity, you have to find some earth escape ninjas to dig the earth and bury the wires.

Damn, the hiring fee for this ninja is really expensive. Just one Earth Release Chuunin costs tens of thousands, 10,000+ taels.You can also find genin, which is cheaper, but those genin either don't even know ninjutsu, or they are half-assed in soil release. For safety reasons, they must be chuunin.

"Let's talk next time" Madara forced down the anger in his heart.Let’s wait until next time, next time we meet.

"Dave, what is Konoha Farm on this forum?" Madara looked at the forum again. There was a special section called Konoha Farm in the upper right corner. Madara was very confused.

"Oh, that can be considered a game. You can open it and play it. This game is more casual. There is a novice tutorial in it, you can try it," Dave replied.

Madara clicked on this game with confusion. After reading the novice tutorial, he thought it was quite interesting, so he planted a few vegetables first.

"Dave, what is this Konoha Penguin?" Madara asked after feeling a little bored after planting vegetables.

"Well, you can think of it as a chat software that can type and chat with others." Dave helped Madara open the software, and Madara entered his Ninja World Dance God account.

A small window appeared on the right side of the computer screen.

"Uncle Ban, let me help you," Dave said.

[Waibibabu is asking you to add a friend] At this time, there was a beeping sound in Madara's ears, and a small pop-up window appeared in his lower left corner.Madara clicked in agreement.

The friends on his penguin list changed from 0/0 to 1/1.

Waibibabu: Uncle Ban didi

Then there was another beeping sound next to Madara's ears, and Waibibabu in the friend list was vibrating.The spots opened and this scene was discovered.Then, Madara became familiar with this thing again.After a while, Madara realized.

Then Madara opened a friend search and searched the ninja world very quickly.

When Madara saw the online display below Ninja World God Speed, Madara sneered.Initiated a friend request to the other party.

This ninja world agreed instantly.

Ninja World God Speed: Huh?Evil Uchiha Madara?

Ninja Dance God: You are very good

Ninja Godspeed: Of course I know I'm fine.

Dance God of the Ninja World: Have you improved a little bit in the Flying Thunder God Technique and are you so arrogant now?

Ninja World God Speed: Oh, you are nothing?

Ninja Dance God:...

Madara was already filled with anger.If he hadn't been worried about Dave and the two brats next to him, he would have probably erupted into a beam of light by now.

Madara closed the penguin panel and closed his eyes to calm down. He didn't want to see the words "Ninja World God Speed" again.

He clicked on the Konoha forum, hoping to collect some cabbage to relieve his furious mind.

When Madara entered his farm and looked at the five smooth and new vegetable plots, a question mark slowly appeared on Madara's face.

At this time, a pop-up window collapsed on the interface.

[Dear farmer, while you were away, your friend Ninja quickly stole 100 cabbages from you. 】

"boom!"

An extremely powerful beam of light suddenly erupted from Madara's body, and he clenched his fists with both hands and hit the table hard with veins popping out.The tabletop collapsed instantly.Dave, Hiruzen, and Danzo hugged each other and trembled. Who made the boss angry?

"Ah! Madara-sama, what happened here! Ah! Computer!" Aunt Cai behind the counter heard the noise and hurried over. She was startled when she saw Madara erupting in a beam of light and the remains of the computer on the ground.

"Ana, the loss here will be charged to the Uchiha clan's account. Remember to ask for it later. I'm leaving first," Madara closed his eyes and said slowly.Then he left here with a blink of an eye.

Four people were left staring at each other.

In the Senju clan's field, Tobirama happily picked up the teapot and drank a cup of tea. He looked at the hundred extra cabbages in the Konoha Farm warehouse in front of him. Alas, he felt so good after scolding Madara for stealing a vegetable.

"Thousands of Hands!!!"

At this time, a roar came from outside the station, and Tobirama was so frightened that a flying thunder god ran away.

"Senju Tobirama! Konoha is so big! Let's see where you can run today!" Madara roared angrily when he felt Tobirama's aura disappearing outside the Senju station.

Immediately, a body-blinking figure disappeared here in an instant.

No matter what the situation is on Tobirama and Madara's side.

Kakuzu heard that Uchiha Madara had smashed several computers in the computer store, and he was on his way to the Uchiha clan.

Since Madara Uchiha was currently fighting with Tobirama Senju, he could only find the second elder of the Uchiha clan.

"Second Elder, your clan leader just damaged five computers in the Aishen Internet Cafe. Three of the computers had all their accessories damaged, totaling 80 taels. The screens and hosts of two computers were damaged, totaling 10 taels. There are two more computers. The table is made of Hashirama wood, a rare wood in the western ninja world. The total cost is 150 million taels. Since your clan leader just made it clear in the title of the book that the things he damaged will be recorded in the Uchiha clan's account. Now your clan leader No one can be found. Can you, the Uchiha clan, pay the compensation now?" Kakuzu picked up his small notebook and said slowly.

Uchiha Jiang:? ? ?

after a while

Satisfied, Kakuzu left the clan with a sack of money and a smile on his face. The money included my commission from Kakuzu, hehehe... The second elder Uchiha watched Kakuzu leave with the sack. Looking back, my heart is extremely painful...

If this Uchiha Madara hadn't been unable to defeat him, he would have kicked him out of his position as clan leader.That's all my money! ! !The second elder Uchiha thought with great heartache...

Uchiha Madara

"Hashirama, do you know where Tobirama's Flying Thunder Divine Technique is usually depicted?" Madara searched around but couldn't find that damn bastard, so he had to go to Hashirama to find out the situation first.

"I don't know." Hashirama shook his head. Those things were obscure and difficult to remember. How could he know?

"After you finish your work, I will take you to surf the Internet."

"Laboratory, Senju Station, Hokage Building, Square Dance Ground at the west end of Konoha, Training Ground No. [-] at the east end of Konoha, Kidney Mobile Phone Store, xx Hot Spring outside Konoha Village, Ninja School."