Konoha's Crazy Dave

When the leader of the Iron Kingdom rushed into the crowd, he was already ready to cry pitifully and beg for mercy... but he saw...

A..green monster...a..? ? ?

"This...this is...Senju Hashirama...this...this is...Uchiha Madara???" The leader of the Iron Country's outlook exploded on the spot.

No, aren't you supposed to start a fight with one Buddha and one Susana?Shouldn't this place be in ruins?Shouldn't I be pitifully holding your thighs and begging at this time? ?What's going on now...

Damn it, Senju Hashirama, why are you twisting around with your breasts exposed?Uchiha Madara, why are you lying on the ground spinning?This... this... this... the leader of the Iron Kingdom suddenly felt blank...

"Old father...Uncle Quanna...can you stop them two...this is so embarrassing..." Looking at more and more people surrounding him...Dave said that he was still young. , I really can’t afford to lose this person...

Tobirama and Izuna nodded extremely calmly at this moment, and then slowly walked up.

"Brother, let's go first." Quan Nai smiled bitterly and pulled his eldest brother Madara up from the ground.

"What are you going for? Hash Mom and I haven't decided the winner yet." Uchiha Madara was enjoying himself when suddenly he was pulled up. He was very unhappy, but he looked at his cute little brother, so let it go.If it were that guy from Senju Tobirama, I would have burned all his white hairs.

Tobirama:?

"Brother, let's go back and decide the winner... This... This... I have to go home for a blind date! Yes! Mito introduced me to several people." Quan Nai looked at her elder brother's unhappy face. With an unmoved expression, he gritted his teeth and had no choice but to sell himself first.

"Oh? Okay, let's go back now." Madara was stunned for a moment, and then his face was filled with relief, Quan Na, you have finally grown up.I finally started to think about the inheritance of our Uchiha clan.

Father... your spirit in heaven will definitely be very pleased.Madara looked up at the sky, his heart filled with emotion...

Quan Nai was weeping silently in her heart...Father...I sold my son for the sake of face...

the other side

"Brother, stop jumping and go back." Tobirama also stopped his elder brother's imbecile behavior.

"No, I haven't decided the winner with Madara yet." Hashirama's face was full of unfinished thoughts and he was very unhappy.

"Shut up and go back." Several black lines gradually appeared on Tobirama's head

"Okay..." Hashirama lowered his head in a low voice...

Tobirama turned to look at Izuna with a bitter look on her face, hehe, Izuna, what a waste.You can't do this kind of thing well.

At the same time, Izuna also noticed the gaze from Tobirama. When he saw Tobirama's eyes full of disdain, he felt angry.What do you mean?

"Well, that's the uncle who is the leader of the Iron Country. My uncle and Uncle Madara have been under too much pressure on government affairs in the village these days. They are a little confused these days. I will take them away now." Dave He also hurriedly found the leader of the Iron Kingdom and said that the two of them were not in their right minds and should not worry about it.

"..." The leader of the Iron Kingdom's eyes were dull...as if he was trapped in some kind of wonderful little world.

"Okay...Old father, Uncle Quanna, take uncle and Uncle Madara away. The leader of the Iron Country and I have already explained the situation." When Dave saw that the leader of the Iron Country did not respond for a long time, he knew that this guy was the same. I was scared...

Alas, this kind of intellectual blow cannot be cushioned by one or two sweet-sounding young ladies...

after a while

"Boy, I didn't say anything when I was there just now. I have left now. Someone was watching you there just now." Just as he was on his way, the Nine Tails in Dave's body said a voice.

"What??" Dave was stunned for a moment, and his mind instantly thought of that dark figure...

"I can sense the good and evil of people. Among so many people just now, there was one person who exuded very strong malice towards you. But his eyes were always on you and that bastard Uchiha Madara. I'm afraid He is going to do you harm," Kyuubi said solemnly.This feeling is really familiar.But he couldn't remember seeing it there.

"...Thank you, Jiu Lama. You are such a kind little fox." Dave was stunned for a moment.. This is definitely Black Zetsu's b.. Has he been staring at me and Madara?Is it because I prevented Madara from turning black and wanted to get rid of me?Holy shit.

"Oh? Hahahaha, you are the first one to say that I am kind in thousands of years. However, that little fox is my clone! Not me!!!" Kyuubi was stunned for a moment, then laughed.When I heard the name Little Fox, I suddenly felt unhappy again.

"Hey, little fox, little fox, you are a male little fox!"

"...You kid...go to hell!!!"

Dave came out of Jiuwei's residence with a smile on his face. The person who played with cats and dogs in his previous life was really bad. I just played with foxes.

"Uncle Ban, did you feel anything was wrong just now?" Dave looked at Uncle Ban who was carrying him and asked.Hei Jue's matter needs to be resolved, otherwise he won't be able to sleep peacefully.

"? No." Madara was stunned for a moment, but he had just broken up with Hashirama and didn't feel anything was wrong.

"Uncle Madara, Kyuubi can feel the good and evil of people. One of the passers-by who was watching just now exuded very strong malice toward us. Kyuubi sensed that that person's eyes were always on the two of us. I'm afraid ..He’s going to be bad for you and me, Uncle Ban” Dave said.

"What?" Madara was shocked and suddenly stopped. Then his face was filled with anger, and his whole body exuded a strong murderous aura.

If that person only had thoughts about Madara, Madara would just smile disdainfully. There have been so many people who have thoughts about him over the years.But that person's target is not only himself, but also the cute little Dave behind him, so this touches Madara's reverse scale.

"What's wrong Madara?" Hashirama, who had been keeping his eyes on Madara from behind, saw Madara suddenly stop, with such a powerful murderous aura exuding from his body that even he was startled.

Izuna and Tobirama on the side also stopped, what happened to the eldest brother (bastard Madara)?

When Dave saw that Madara was silent, he could only speak for himself, and then repeated what he had just said to Madara.

In the forest outside the Iron Kingdom, I don’t know what happened

I saw four powerful auras dazzling like pillars of light emitting...