Konoha's Crazy Dave

a week later

"Uchiha Madara!!! Konoha!! Konoha is simply bullying people too much!! Come to our country of wind to catch the tailed beast! It's so rampant! Chiyo! Send a message to Konoha! If we don't return the one tail! We Sunagakure Village declares war on Konoha!"

"Uchiha Madara!! Senju Hashirama!! How can it be repaired!! He actually came to our country of thunder to capture the tailed beast! Both of them were captured! Ahhh! Send me a message to Konoha! No! Return those two tailed beasts! We, the Kumogakure Village of the Kingdom of Thunder, are going to war against Konoha!"

"Uchiha Madara!! Senju Hashirama!! Ahhhhh!!"

"Uchiha Madara!! Senju Hashirama!!!"

All the remaining eight tailed beasts fell into the hands of Konoha, and the other four major villages were almost pissed to death, because except for the Nanao, the remaining tailed beasts almost all lived in their respective countries. These two b didn't even say hello but snatched the tailed beast in front of everyone.Where does this put their faces?

Then everyone sent a message to Konoha, probably that the tailed beasts were returned, and if they were not returned, then war would begin.

"What should I do?" Hashirama looked at the four documents in his hand and asked the people in front of him.

"One ninja world! Five great nations! Isn't this a split? Isn't this a betrayal of Mr. Six Paths Sage!"

"The four major ninja villages are targeting us, and those small countries are also coming to join in the fun! Since they want to fight! Then fight!" Dave in front of him turned on a burst of BGM on his mobile phone, pounding the table with passion and roaring.

"..." Everyone looked at Dave in confusion...

"Ahem, say what you feel and say what you feel... just continue... just ignore me..." Dave came back to his senses... Just now, his mind flashed and he thought of someone in his previous life. Snippet....

"Send a message to them and hold a Five Kage Conference. We will sell the tailed beasts to them" Tobirama said after thinking for a while.

"Where to open it? It can't be in the five major villages, otherwise the Kages won't go there," Hashirama asked.

"Well, the Kingdom of Iron, or the Kingdom of Rain. Both countries are at the important center of the ninja world. However, the current regime in the Kingdom of Rain is not stable yet, and there may be dangers there. The Kingdom of Iron, in the Kingdom of Iron "Okay." Tobirama spread out the map of the ninja world on the table, thought about it and pointed at the Kingdom of Iron.

"Then just send a message to the Kingdom of Iron and the other four major villages." Hashirama nodded.

"Uncle, are you leaving the village? Can you take me with you?" Dave asked Xiang Zhujian. If nothing unexpected happened, it was the beginning of the first Five Shadows Conference in the plot, and he also wanted to join in the fun. .He was eating meatballs with Uncle Madara at the meatball shop today. Hashirama summoned Madara, but Madara didn't care so much and brought him over behind Dave's back.

"Dave, the Five Shadows Conference is not a place for children to make trouble," Tobirama said with a serious face.

"Hey, hey, old father, I'm not a child! I have a wife! I have a fox! I can also use wood escape! Apart from my age and height, I'm already an adult, okay!" Dave said unhappily...

"What's more, Uncle Ban and Uncle will also go to the Five Shadows Conference. Uncle Ban is so powerful. If anything happens, he will definitely protect me!" Dave said angrily.

"Well, it's good for Dave to go see the world. What's more, Hashirama and I are here, so he won't be in danger." When Madara heard Dave brag about himself like this, how could he not express his gratitude?

"..Okay, but I have to go too," Tobirama said after thinking for a while.He can fly Thunder God. Once Dave is in danger, he will be able to help him immediately.

"Hey, hey, hey, you're all gone, I'm going too." Quan Nai saw that everyone had gone, so she left herself alone in Konoha?

Thinking about the blind date experience in the past few days, Quan Nai felt very uncomfortable.Mito has been coming to catch him every afternoon these days... and his eldest brother is blocking the gate of the Uchiha clan. He really can't run away even if he wants to...

"What are you doing, you loser who has already died once? Do you want to show your face to increase your presence?" Tobirama looked at Izuna and said disdainfully.

"Senju Tobirama!!! I've been putting up with you for a long time!!"

"Uchiha Izuna!!! You are talking as if I am not the same person!!"

"Thousands of Hands!!!"

"Uchiha Izuna!!!"

Dave now feels that he made a mistake in resurrecting Quanna...his old father also found his gay friend...

A few days later, news came from other villages, agreeing to the Five Shadows Talk.The Iron Country also agrees. They are a country of warriors. It is not easy to live in this era of ninjas. It is better to express their neutral position in advance.

On this day, everyone set out. On the way

"Uncle Ban, I've been walking for a long time... I'm so tired." Dave complained and touched his blistered soles...

He is not a serious ninja to begin with. Apart from growing plants, he doesn't know how to use any other ninjutsu. He doesn't even know the most basic three-body technique. He watches his old husband use the Flying Thunder God to fly every day. He was very keen on flying back and forth, but he had also seen the flying thunder god, and it gave him a headache... He couldn't learn it, so he gave up.

"Come up." When Tobirama over there saw his son, he didn't want to leave. He just wanted to say that he should carry him on his back.Uchiha Madara on the side had already reached Dave and bent down.

"Hey, Uncle Madara, you're so kind, mua! I love you so much!" Dave happily lay on Madara's back, kissed Madara's face and said happily.

Madara didn't say anything and just continued on his way in silence.

When Hashirama over there saw such a loving scene, his heart almost melted.Should I say the same thing next time... and then... let Madara carry his back... and kiss him secretly... Hehehehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so... ...Hey Hey...

Hashirama's face showed a perverted smile like a crazy man again...

And Tobirama exudes endless grudges... The inherently evil Uchiha clan, the bastard Uchiha Madara, the hateful Uchiha Madara, and the bastard Uchiha Izuna next to him, all of them want to be kidnapped. My own Dave.He wanted to roar that Dave is mine, please let him go!But thinking that I might not be able to defeat Madara... I can only swallow my anger for now...

Hum, anyway, that bastard Uchiha Madara is older than me, hum, I'll wait!I'm waiting for him to die!I must dig his grave for him!His ashes were raised!

The sky was gradually sinking into dusk, and everyone was still rushing through the woods. At this moment, a flash of light pierced through the depths of the dark forest.