Konoha's Crazy Dave

After Kakashi packed up his things, Obito quickly tidied them up and walked forward to open the door..

"Ah, Obito, you are indeed at Kakashi's house." Lin frowned and said in surprise as she looked at the drunken Obito in front of her.

"Hey, Lin, you are so smart. How did you know I was here?" Obito smiled shyly and scratched his head.

"You're not at home. Grandma Yuemi said you went out to find Kakashi, so I came directly. You idiot Obito, you clearly promised me to come to you, but you didn't expect that you ran away first." Lin Said somewhat helplessly.

"Ah... this... I forgot, I forgot... Lin, as you know, I am very busy with work every day, busy with this and that, and the ninjutsu courses that my grandpa Zeng arranged for me are all scheduled. My grandson is out..." Obito said with a calm face and a trembling heart.

Is there something wrong with what he said?It can be said that the various courses that Tobirama arranged for him were arranged until his grandson came out...such as the will of fire, forbidden arts, taijutsu, ninjutsu, chakra capacity, how to use the Sharingan, etc..

"Then you still come out to play? Don't you know how to study hard at home?" Lin asked doubtfully.

"No, my grandpa Zeng is not at home usually. I can just sneak out." Obito waved his hand and didn't care.

"By the way, where's Kakashi? Why don't you see him?" Lin looked around, looked at Obito and asked in confusion.

"He just went to pack his things. Hey, it's true. Where is the person?" Obito turned around and looked at him in confusion.

"Let's go look for him." Lin walked into the courtyard and started looking for him with Obito.

It's just that the two of them searched a lot and couldn't find any trace of the little white hair.

"It's over, isn't that idiot Kakashi lost?" Obito said in panic, holding his head in his hands.

"Obito, what were you and Kakashi doing just now?" Lin was not that panicked, but the tension on her face was still clearly visible.

"The two of us? We were just celebrating... applauding the 34th anniversary of the founding of Konoha, applauding the peace of the ninja world, applauding the great achievements of the past Hokage, applauding our village of Konoha for its economic development and the rapid changes of the times." Obito realized He said the wrong thing and quickly changed his tone.

"...Obito, I'm not stupid," Lin was stunned and said angrily, puffing out her cheeks.

"Well...we...we...we just had a little...a little drink"

"What!!! Drink! You're so young, just drink!" When Lin heard this, it was like a firecracker that was lit and exploded. She looked at Obito angrily and shouted.

"We...we didn't do it on purpose...it was Kakashi! It was Kakashi! He stole his father's wine, and he told me that you also deceived me here! Who knew that little white-haired guy? You have bad intentions and are actually waiting for me here. But fortunately Obito, my drinking capacity is not comparable to that of that little white-haired guy, so I drank it all and vomited it!" Obito continued to talk nonsense without a blushing face or a trembling heart.

"Hmph, if Kakashi lets you drink alcohol again, stay away from him," Lin said angrily.

"Don't worry! From now on, even if that bastard Kakashi Bai Mao lies to me, I won't pay attention to him!" Obito nodded quickly and swore.

"Obito...I...I will kill you sooner or later"

At this time, a ghost-like voice came out of the already weird atmosphere...

"Hiss...what a noise!" Lin was startled and quickly looked around.

"When I hear this voice, it sounds like it's that idiot with white hair." Obito touched his chin and analyzed.

"Ah! I understand!" Obito's shrewd little mind burst out with ideas under the influence of alcohol.

"What do you unserstand?"

"Kakashi must have drunk too much and buried himself! The sound just now must have come from underground. Come on! Let's dig three feet under his house to find him!"

Seeing Obito wielding a shovel and waving it hard on the Hatake family's land, Rin was stunned...

"Lin! I think I dug something!"

"Ahhh!! Obito! You seem to have dug the foundation of the house!!"

In an instant, the house collapsed...

"Obito...where's Kakashi..."

"I don't know, it shouldn't be underground...forget it, leave him alone, let him fend for himself, come on Lin, let's go play!"

A few minutes later... a small figure slowly emerged from the manure pit and looked at the ruins in front of him and a shovel in front of the ruins... His head, which was still a little sore, suddenly woke up...

On the other side, in ANBU...

"Hey...why do I always feel a little uneasy?" Sakumo, who was dealing with official duties, suddenly covered his heart.

"Boss, what's wrong with you?" The assistant outside the door heard the movement in the house and hurried in.

"It's okay...it's okay...maybe I'm overthinking it," Sakumo sighed and said slowly.

"Boss, you should pay attention to your rest. You don't regard yourself as a human being at all when handling official business," the assistant said with some distress.

"It's okay, what does this mean compared to the previous ministers?" Sakumo shook his head and said indifferently.

"The former minister... um... the record holder for the most arrests against pornography?"

"Ahem...should...well...don't count that"

..

"Minister, what do you think of the housing prices in Konoha? I just got married and want to buy a house." When Sakumo finished his work and the two chatted, the assistant asked happily.

"Buy a house? It's best not to buy it now. Wait for the ANBU to allocate it later. I've already mentioned this policy to the superiors. I believe it will be done in a few months," Sakumo waved his hand and said.

"Oh oh oh! Great! Thank you boss! By the way, boss, when did you buy your house?" the assistant cheered.

".. My house... I told you when we had to build the village... My father was still the clan leader at that time. In order to buy a clan land... he borrowed 3 million taels from someone... I just forgot about the loan... He was good at all You have to take a look...and the interest rate..." Speaking of this, Sakumo felt like crying for a while...

It's been decades and it hasn't been paid off... The Hatake clan is still in debt...

"Boss, how far do you have to go to pay it off?" the assistant asked after swallowing.

"It's not far away. I believe that within three years, I will be able to pay off these loans! By then! Our Hatake clan will truly have a house of our own!" Sakumo's eyes were shining with inspiration. Said extremely.

At night, when Sakumo returned home with the light in his eyes...

The light in his eyes... disappeared...