Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Is it too dangerous?" Bai Jue asked hesitantly.

"No, after all, this is still a car like a stroller. I know the accelerator and everything else, so don't worry." Obito said proudly.

"It's the same as a stroller, which means it has the same nature as a toy. Children need psychological enlightenment and their own company, which means it's okay. Well, okay." Bai Jue lowered his head and thought for a moment.

"Let's go, get in the car!"

Obito took out the key, opened the door, and sat in the driver's seat, Kakashi sat in the passenger seat, and Bai Zetsu sat in the back.

Obito inserted the car key in, and then... he felt awkward...

"What... I can't seem to reach the accelerator..." Obito smiled awkwardly...

Then he kicked his short legs hard a few times...

"When I was riding in my father's car before, I heard my father say that there seemed to be a button under the seat that could move the seat forward," Kakashi thought for a moment and said.

"Hey, Kakashi, you idiot is useful for a rare time. Okay, I've got enough!"

Obito's eyes lit up and he adjusted his seat forward. Well... Anyway, there is no distance between the hands on the steering wheel and his head now...

"Let's go!"

Obito turned the key, and then...kicked the accelerator with his little foot...

"Boom!"

...

The wall of the garage was directly knocked out... which means Tobirama's car is of good quality...

A silver-white sports car was speeding on the road. The speed displayed on the display panel had reached 200 miles at this moment.

Fortunately, they were on a road outside the Senju Station, and there were usually few people on this road.

"Idiot! What are you doing!!" Kakashi's eyes widened, he hugged his seat with both hands and roared.

"The car just needs to press the accelerator! Hahaha, it's so fast! It's much faster than my stroller!!" Obito shouted excitedly.

"Telephone pole! Telephone pole! Telephone pole!!" Kakashi suddenly saw something and roared nervously.

"What telephone pole?!"

"What??!!"

"The steering wheel is blocking my face, I can't see it!!"

"Ahhh!! You idiot! Turn the steering wheel quickly!!"

"oh oh!"

...

"This situation should be regarded as the child's inner happiness enlightenment stage in the process of playing with toys. Well, it should be fine." Bai Jue looked at the situation in the car and thought to himself.

As the car turned sharply, Kakashi and Bai Zetsu's faces hit the car's glass...

"I'm going to kill you when I fucking come down!!" Kakashi's face turned red with anger, he grabbed Obito's collar and roared.

"Tch, I'm going to tell Grandpa Dave that you cursed me when I get back!" Obito threatened nonchalantly.

"You! Hey hey!!! There's someone in front! Someone! Brake! Brake!!" Kakashi grabbed Obito's collar and was about to say something, but out of the corner of his eye, Kakashi saw what was outside the car window. figure, Kakashi roared in horror.

"Brake?! Oh oh oh! Okay, okay!"

"You stepped on the fucking accelerator!!" Kakashi roared with his eyes widened as he looked at the speed limit of 250 yards displayed on the display panel.

"It's about to hit!!"

...

The figure looked at the vehicle rushing toward him for a moment, and then...

Punch out...

The back of the car flew up... and just when the car was about to fly out, the man saw the horrified faces of Obito and Kakashi in the car.

The figure reacted instantly. In the air where the car was flying, the man jumped up and punched the rear wheel that was still spinning rapidly behind the car. He grabbed the back of the car with both hands and then gently Put it gently on the ground.

The two little guys in the car are still dazed...

"Tell me, what's going on, little Obito?" The man broke the car glass at the back and pulled out the two little guys inside and asked with a smile.

"Um...Hello, Sister Tsunade..." Obito shrank his neck and smiled awkwardly...

"Haha, I'm fine, but I don't know if you guys will be okay later." Tsunade smiled and glanced at the scrapped car next to her...

This incident caused a big fuss...

Anyway, the two young parties received a lot of punishment...

Sakumo received news from Tsunade in the ANBU at that time, and when he was sparring with the newcomer in the ANBU, he almost killed the newcomer with a knife...

Sakumo grounded Kakashi for a month, and Obito did the same... although he still suffered a little bit of physical pain, the belt was stewed and so on... Oh, Madara was so dry...

That White Zetsu was also taken to find Black Zetsu by Madara... As for the result, well... Black Zetsu suffered a lot...

A month later...

The first thing Kakashi did after he was released from the ban was to find Obito...

"Hahaha! Idiot! You came to me!" Obito laughed heartlessly, rubbing his butt with one hand...

"Yeah, I'm going to miss you so much this month." Kakashi pulled out the sword. This time it was not a wooden sword, but a real sword...

"...Gudong...don't be so serious."

"What do you say?"

...

Of course Kakashi didn't really kill Obito, he just beat him up.

"Huh...huh...damn Kakashi! When I learn all the skills of my father, my grandpa, my great grandpa, and my uncle Madara! I will definitely kill you!" Obito lay on the ground unhappy roared.

"Huh, are you an idiot who says 1 plus 1 equals 3?" Kakashi chuckled.

"Oh? Hahaha, Kakashi, you are really an idiot. How can 1 plus 1 equal 3?" Obito didn't react and laughed with laughter.

"Haha, what do you think one plus one equals?"

"Of course it's 4!"

...

"Do you want to go eat?" The two of them played around for a while, and Kakashi suddenly asked.

"Huh? Eat something, okay, okay, do you want me to drive..."

"If you dare to mention driving to me again, I will kill you." Kakashi's eyes turned red instantly, and he put a knife on Obito's neck.

"..Tch, why don't you drive it if you don't want to? You can wait until I take the driver's license test later!"

Kakashi took Obito to one of his favorite meatball shops.

"Lin's shop? What kind of meatball shop is this? Does it taste delicious?" Obito asked in confusion as he looked at the sign outside the door.

"I heard from Uncle Xiang in the store that they seem to be from the Hyuga clan and know my father, but the meatballs taste really delicious," Kakashi said slowly.

"Welcome, what would you like to eat?" Kakashi and Obito opened the door and walked in.

After walking in, a clear and gentle voice reached their ears...