Konoha's Crazy Dave

Konan and Nagato were speechless...

"Let's go! Let's go find Hanzo!!" Yahiko yelled angrily.

On the way..

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, do you think that is Hanzo?" Xiaonan noticed something, pointed at a figure in the field and said to Yahiko beside him.

"Huh? That's right! It's him! Damn it, he actually dares to bully the people. Look at that peasant who dares to be angry but dare not say anything and is groveling with a wry smile on his face! It really makes me angry!" Yahiko roared angrily.

"...Are you sure that farmer is smiling like that?" Nagato asked speechlessly as he had given up messing around with him.

"That's right! I saw that clearly! Let's go!" Yahiko yelled and rushed towards Hanzo.

Nagato followed Yahiko, holding his cell phone and giggling.

Sweetie Bear: Huh?Did Yahiko take you to fool around again?

Akatsuki leader: Yeah, whatever he wants, as long as they are happy.

Sweetie Bear: Yes, please pay attention to your own safety. If there is any danger, please tell me immediately.

Akatsuki Organization Leader: Don’t worry, I’m still very strong.

Sweetie Bear: No, what if I hurt you?Stay away from them later.

Akatsuki Organization Leader: Okay, I’ll listen to you.

"Konan! Give me the detonating talisman you brought!" Yahiko looked at Konan and shouted.

Konan wordlessly took out a bunch from his arms and handed it to Yahiko.

"Hanzo! Die!!" Yahiko took out another scroll and summoned his psychic beast, the delivery pig. He rode the pig and rushed towards Hanzo while holding the detonating talisman and roaring.

Hanzo heard someone calling him and turned his head in confusion.

But before he could see the figure clearly, he first saw the detonating talisman coming towards him. Hanzo was stunned, but he quickly realized that there were farmers beside him and there was nothing he could do.

"Wind Escape, a big breakthrough!"

Hanzo blew back the detonating talisman.

Nagato held his cell phone with a silly smile and walked leisurely among the explosions, still typing back messages with both hands.

Konan hugged Hidan and fled in panic.

"Hey! Nagato! What are you doing!!" Xiaonan was still running away in a panic. When she saw Nagato walking around leisurely as if she was the only one in the world, she asked speechlessly.

"Ah? What what? What's wrong?" Nagato came back to his senses and looked at Konan in confusion and asked.

"No, why are you giggling with your phone every day?" Xiaonan asked speechlessly.

"Ah, I'll reply to the message," Nagato said with a gentle smile.

"Huh? Something's wrong, say, boy or girl?" Xiaonan squinted her eyes and noticed something was wrong.

"Female" Nagato nodded.

"Oh~ So you're in love," Xiaonan understood and said teasingly.

"Hey...actually...this...that...can't be counted...Hey, I haven't confirmed the relationship with her yet. You said it too early." Nagato blushed for a while and said hesitantly.

"Hey hey hey!! You two bastards! I'm still fighting fiercely here! What are you talking about!!" Yahiko was still confronting Hanzo, but suddenly felt that he was alone, and suddenly turned around and asked angrily.

"You continue to beat Yahiko and don't worry about us." Konan waved his hand.

Konan is here asking Nagato about his home address, birth date, and Yahiko and Hanzo are talking nonsense...

"You bastard from the Akatsuki organization, you still dare to come to me? I've been tricked by you several times!!" Hanzo's attitude changed instantly when he heard that the other party was from the Akatsuki organization.

"...That...no, we are the righteous Akatsuki. It is estimated that the one who hurt you is the evil Akatsuki. We heard that you oppressed the people in the Kingdom of Rain and engaged in violent politics. There is no wifi in the Kingdom of Rain, and the people are living in dire straits! We are Come to do justice for God!" Yahiko was stunned when he heard the other party's words... Could it be that Uncle Dave and Uncle Kakuzu have done anything to blame others before?

"...You fart! I will never forget the stockings you and the red-haired man wore! What the hell, can I not recognize you two if you dye your hair? And which of your bastard eyes can you see?" The people of my country, Rain, are in dire straits, and my tyranny oppresses the people?" Hanzo was stunned and asked angrily.

"I saw it with both my left and right eyes! You just harvested the farmer's uncle's grain, which made the farmer's uncle's already dismal harvest even worse. The farmer's uncle had to smile because of your tyranny. How infuriating!" Yahiko Ya Said angrily.

"Come on, come on, go and ask him," Hanzang smiled angrily and pointed at the farmer uncle over there.

the other side...

"Don't ask, don't ask. She seems to have said that she will come to see me in a few days. I'll just let you take a look then." Nagato couldn't stand it anymore and hurriedly surrendered.

"Okay, okay, then I won't ask." Xiaonan nodded helplessly.

"Wait a minute, one, two, three, we seem to be missing a few people?" Nagato suddenly thought of something, counted Yahiko and Konan, and said doubtfully.

"There are few people?" Xiaonan was also stunned.

After a few seconds of silence...

"Ahhhh!! Where's Hidan!! Where's Hidan!! Wasn't he the one I was holding just now!" Konan asked in horror.

"How do I know?? Quick! Look for it!" Nagato said anxiously.

The two of them looked around anxiously...Suddenly...Nagato seemed to have stepped on something...

"Wow wow wow~~" A burst of baby crying appeared in the venue...

"Fortunately, Hidan is fine," Nagato breathed a sigh of relief, closed his eyes and knelt down to hug Hidan.

"Ahhhhh!!! Why does Hidan only have a brain left!!" Konan roared as he looked at the baby's head in Nagato's arms in horror.

"What??!! Head?? Why is he crying!" Nagato suddenly opened his eyes and looked into his arms... The baby's head was still crying at this time...

"Um...this baby's arm belongs to you, right..." At this time, the farmer's uncle on the side came over and pointed to the baby's arm that fell on the farmer's uncle's head because of the explosion of the detonating talisman just now...

"...Gudong...this..." Xiaonan swallowed...Junqu Pavilion

Yahiko also knew the whole story and hurriedly apologized to Hanzo... Hanzo didn't bother to argue with him and continued to help the farmers collect vegetables... He also saw that these three were not from Akatsuki, they sounded like three little ones. Young fake.

Then...the three of them started looking for baby fragments in the venue...

evening...

"Xonan, where did you take Hidan? Why did you come back so late?" Nanxue breathed a sigh of relief when she saw Xiaonan back.

"Did you follow that little yellow-haired and little red-haired man out to fool around again? Huh?" The horns on the side snorted coldly.

"It's okay. I hope Xiaonan comes back safely, eh? By the way, Xiaonan, where is Hidan?" Nanxue smiled helplessly, looked at the back of Xiaonan's hands, and asked doubtfully...

"That...these...are Hidan..." Konan was silent for a while, then brought her hands to the front. Inside the baby package was Hidan...

but...

It's two arms, two legs, an upper body without a head, and a head...