Konoha's Crazy Dave

Another time, ANBU

"These 100 are good prospects recruited from the Ninja School and the Experimental School respectively," Orochimaru said, holding a list and looking at Hiruzen, who was facing the 100 people behind him with his eyes shining brightly.

"However, there are only 80 people who can follow that plan and learn everything. 20 of them are from the Hyuga clan. Their clan leader ordered that they can only learn sniping. Others can be learned roughly. The Hyuga clan will specialize in sniping and sniping in the future. The way of taijutsu," Orochimaru continued.

"Ah? That's it, that's okay. Maybe, we ANBU also need 20 excellent snipers. By the way, Orochimaru, didn't you agree that Uncle Kakuzu would give them to you today? Why is it you?" Hiruzen looked away. , nodded happily.

"Uncle Kakuzu is in the hospital, so I came here on his behalf. I'll leave that person to you, Brother Hiruzen. I still have experiments over there." Orochimaru handed the list to Hiruzen, turned and left.

Then, Hiruzen looked at the 100 people and took out a speech from behind his back.

"In response to the call of Lord Sandaime Hokage Danzo..."

"Where the leaves are flying, the fire will inevitably light up the village and the leaves will sprout again..."

"In compliance with the ANBU proposal proposed by Representative Dave at the 21st Hokage meeting..."

"Follow the Hokage's footsteps firmly..."

Hiruzen also experienced Danzo's happiness this time, and it made his blood boil...

The students below are drowsy...

"That jumping monkey above...is he really our ANBU minister?" One of the students asked doubtfully.

"I don't know, but he should be. Look at the bandage on his arm. Well, he must be an old man who has been through battles for a long time." Another student nodded and said.

"Is it the sequelae of the battlefield? Teacher Kakuzu taught us, isn't it the battlefield where other villages give us money and kill people? Why has he become so nagging?" A student of financial economics said doubtfully .

"Who knows?"

"Huh~ Okay, after 10 hours of explanation, everyone should have a clear understanding of ANBU. Welcome to ANBU!" Hiruzen put down his speech and ended this hearty speech.

"Ah!!!" The shouts from below were louder than ever.There was a constant stream of shouts and applause, and Hiruzen even saw a student howling and clapping while wiping his tears.

Hiruzen nodded with satisfaction, this is a good seedling of Konoha!This is the future of Konoha!

Then, Hiruzen took them on a tour of the Anbu.

Hiruzen led them into the underground hall.

"You are from the experimental school and the ninja school respectively. We will strengthen you in various aspects such as weapons, physical skills, ninjutsu, illusions, medical treatment, etc." Hiruzen said slowly.

"Arms!? Minister Hiruzen, do you have tanks here?!" One of Orochimaru's students heard this and asked quickly.

"Tanks... tanks... um... there will be them, and there will be planes, um, good question, please listen to me next." Hiruzen was silent for a few seconds.

At this moment, several spotlights came out of nowhere...

Hiruzen was blinded. Is there such a section in the parade? ?

"Hello everyone, I am Uchiha Madara, and I speak for ANBU." Uchiha Madara slowly carried a golden eight-meter-long machete and walked into the eyes of everyone with the golden spotlight.

"Ah!!! It's Uchiha Madara-sama!! Madara-sama!!!"

"I saw it! I saw it! It's Madara-sama! Madara-sama is alive!! Ahhhh!!!"

"Quick! Quick! Pinch my philtrum! Is that true?!"

Hiruzen was pushed aside by the fierce students... Why did Madara-sama come here? ? ? ъ

"How's it going? Minister Hiruzen, I'll call the Madara clan leader over here! Will the atmosphere of the ANBU be improved in an instant!" At this time, the old man who was guarding the ANBU came over and said excitedly.

"???Old man, if you don't watch the door carefully, what are you doing with these things??" Hiruzen said speechlessly.The old man was a subordinate who used to follow Uchiha Madara. He only came to the ANBU to check the gate when he was old. He didn't doubt that he could call Madara over.

"Hey, isn't this the new blood in our ANBU? I got excited and thought to see if I could call Madara-sama over to support me. Hehe, Madara-sama really gave me this face," the old man said with a smile.

"Welcome to ANBU, I believe little monkey... ahem, Minister Hiruzen will teach you both physically and mentally in the future, and you will learn more here." Madara had already adapted to this kind of scene, and soon everyone was silent. Come down and say.

"In addition, on behalf of the Uchiha Arms Company, which is owned by the Kidney Company, I will provide you with future daily weapons and ammunition." Madara took out a golden eight-meter machete and handed it to a student in front of him.

The student took the machete full of shock and excitement.

"This dragon-slaying sword is given to you. It is the latest research result of our company. It is made of metal that is compatible with chakra. It can drain chakra of various attributes. From now on, he will be handed over to you." Madara He said calmly.

"Thank you..." Before the student could finish his words, the three magatama's Sharingan flashed into his eyes...

Then, under Madara's confused eyes, the student's three magatama sharingan slowly rotated, and finally formed a pupil shape like a sharp blade...

"Are you from the Uchiha clan?" Madara asked doubtfully.

"Madara...sama, to be precise, my mother is from the Uchiha clan..." the student said excitedly.

"That's it, good job, not bad! If you have any questions in the future, you can come to me!" Madara nodded with satisfaction.

The student was so excited that he fainted...

Madara hurriedly asked someone to send him for treatment. He originally wanted to ask the child's name, but let's do it next time.Then, he took out another ring and handed it to a girl.

"This is a paralysis ring. The ring is inlaid with a mixed metal that can release 1000 watts of electric current. Use it well," Madara continued.

The girl looked at the ring in her hand. In her excitement, a bold idea came to her mind...

Then, Madara introduced his company to everyone, said some other things, and left.

In the hospital on the other side...

"Let me go...I'm fine! Where's Madara Uchiha! I'm going to fight for him!!" A ball of thread lay on the bed and roared.

"Okay, okay, didn't I just divide [-]% of your dividend shares to Uncle Ban...is this how you use it?" Dave asked speechlessly.

"[-]%!! [-]%!!!! Ahhh!!! Do you know what that [-]% means to me!! Do you know! Ahhh! Ah!!! Zero and a half percent!!!" Kakuzu roared heartbreakingly.

"Come on, come on... I gave 5.00%, Orochi and his son gave [-]% for their scientific research, Jijibo's beautiful pig takeout gave [-]%, you are still the least, I'm afraid you won't "I'm happy, I didn't give you even one percent of it," Dave comforted silently.

Seeing Kakuzu still roaring something...Dave quickly pressed him...

"Come on, come on, you have fought eighteen battles with Uncle Ban in three days. Which one of them did you not lie here? Are you still fighting? Your hospital card is almost overdrawn, but you will have to pay by then," Dave said quickly.

"! Phew...forget it...it's just [-]%...it's just [-]%...it's just..." When Kakuzu heard that he had to pay, his tone became weaker...

But Dave can still hear the stubbornness in Kakuzu's mouth...