Konoha's Crazy Dave

The war has lasted for several months, and there are not that many people in Konoha Square at the moment...

But here at the Hokage Building...

"Dave! Dave! I****, I****, don't stop me! Let me kill him!! Dave, I****" Danzo had a Sharingan and an ordinary My eyes are so scarlet right now...

"Calm down! Danzo! Calm down, Danzo!! This is a misunderstanding!!" Mirror and Hiruzen hugged Danzo's thighs tightly...

"I misunderstood you ***, let me go! Let me go find him and fight for my life!!!" Danzo roared heartbreakingly...

Upon hearing Danzo's words, Kagami and Hiruzen looked at each other and hugged each other tighter... We couldn't let Danzo go...

Struggling for half an hour...

"Huh... let go. That's it. I'll have a talk with him." Danzo took a deep breath and said slowly.

"Really?" Jing raised his head and asked doubtfully.

"Um"

Kagami and Hiruzen slowly let go of Danzo in doubt, and then the two of them stood on both sides tightly against Danzo, slowly went downstairs... and walked to Dave's office door...

Danzo knocked lightly on the door.

There was no sound from inside the door...

Danzo knocked again...still no movement...

Seeing the veins slowly popping up on Danzo's head, Kagami and Hiruzen swallowed, and each kicked the door open...

"Who the hell!" Dave, who was sleeping, suddenly woke up and yelled.

Danzo ignored Dave, slowly walked to Dave's chair, stood down, and looked at Dave.Hiruzen and Kagami were still worried about Danzo and followed him closely...

"...What's wrong...you're looking at me like this this early in the morning..." Dave was still a little confused...

Danzo slowly opened his mouth...

Then...

"****, I*(*&*&**&, I&**&&￥￥Let me go! Let me go! Let me kill him!!" Seeing Danzo riot in an instant, Jing Jing He and Hiruzen knew this, and they quickly hugged each other's body and the other's legs...

"What...what's going on is...I...I didn't do anything to be sorry for you or the village..." Dave was startled and huddled in the corner of the sofa...

"You have the nerve to ask! I am, &&*#*￥,*(￥#&*#￥&, I am &*&￥*#@*, let me go! Let me kill him!" Tuan He roared with anger in his face, his face flushed.

"...What's going on..." Dave was still confused.

Didn't he just take a nap during working hours? Why is this such a big reaction...

"You! You!! You!!!, like father, like son!! I know that your son didn't do anything good when he came to my house! I'll kill you!!" Danzo roared with astonishment. .

"My son? What happened to Dai Yue... Doan is an honest, kind, friendly, honest and honest child..." Dave swallowed and asked in a trembling voice.

"Ahem...Dave...what...Yun'er is pregnant," Hiruzen said softly when he saw this.

"What???"

"I'm going to kill you!!"

"Calm down! Calm down, Danzo! It wasn't me who did it!"

"That was done by your son, and the son must pay the debt to the father!!"

...

Dave and Danzo fought for three days and three nights...it was not over until Dave turned faceless and the bones of his left leg were broken...If Hiruzen and Kagami hadn't been watching, Danzo would have almost become a corpse. I've used it all...

"Now that things have happened, Danzo, let's quickly arrange the wedding of the two little guys. After all, it won't sound good if word spreads about it," Hiruzen walked up to him and said hurriedly.

"My Yun'er is only 16 years old, 16 years old!! 16 years old! She has just grown up!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"16 years old... isn't that the right age to get married and have children..." Jing said slowly and doubtfully. (It is now the 30th year of Konoha, and the progress has been sped up because there is really nothing to transition to. So World War II started.)

Danzo, Hiruzen, and the faceless Dave lying on the ground looked at the mirror with strange eyes...

However, the three of them felt relieved when they thought about what Jing did at that time... After all, this guy is not a good guy...

"Hey, hey, look what I'm doing, that's a matter between your two families," Jing asked unhappily.

"Then... can you send me to the hospital first... Let's have a good talk at the hospital..." Dave, who was lying on the ground, struggled to speak.

Danzo snorted, and Kagami and Hiruzen supported Dave and walked towards the hospital.

Dave is complicated and wants to laugh at the same time. The complicated thing is... he is only 30 years old and he is married to his grandfather... He hasn't even thought about his happiness yet... His grandson is already popping up... He wants to laugh just because... um... Now that he has a grandson, Dai Yue can get out of here, and he won't have to take care of any troubles he gets into in the future.

In the hospital, the three of them were sitting together, Dave was lying on the bed...

The four men were silent...

"Pfft..." Jing suddenly laughed.

"Are you laughing? Are you laughing?" Danzo asked unhappily. He was still angry that this guy was still laughing.

"Ahem, Danzo, you have to think on the bright side. Look, you are only 32 years old now and you can be a grandpa. How great!"

"Hiruzhan, call the doctor and add an extra bed here."

"...No, no, no, no, I just said that." Jing waved her hand quickly.

"Yes, Danzo, you are so awesome. Kagami's son and my son don't even have a girlfriend now," Hiruzen said with a smile.

"Hey! Don't take me with you! It's your son who doesn't have a girlfriend. My son has a girlfriend. In a few years, I can be a grandfather," Jing interrupted.

...

"In other words... my son is the only one who is single?" Hiruzen asked after swallowing his saliva.

"Yes." The three of them nodded at the same time.

"Well, let's chat first."

Hiruzen walked out of the ward, took out his cell phone and called his son.

"What's wrong, father?" Sarutobi Shinnosuke was still resting on the battlefield in Sunagakure Village.

"Do you have a girlfriend?" Hiruzen asked calmly.

"Girlfriend? What do you want that thing for, woman! It will only affect my speed of swinging the stick!" Shinnosuke asked doubtfully.

"...You useless traitor! Dave and Danzo's children are getting married. They have grandchildren. Kagami's children also have girlfriends. MD, you are the only one single. You let me show up in front of them." How can you hold your head up!" Hiruzen shouted angrily.

"What? Damn it, Yun'er and Dai Yue are progressing so fast, they've already given birth to a child?? And that bastard Shui Wen, who agreed to be single together, actually found a girlfriend behind my back!"