Konoha's Crazy Dave

Kakuzu returns to the village

"Uncle Kakuzu, is it really okay for you to do this? That's a real mobile phone." Orochimaru asked doubtfully when he saw Kakuzu coming back.

"It's okay, that's our mobile phone, but their mobile phones also use our system. All the money spent by the villagers of Yunyin Village will still go to our hands." Kakuzu smiled lightly.

"Not only that, we gave them the manufacturing process, and we also saved the cost of exporting mobile phones to Yunyin Village. The material costs, labor costs, etc. are directly reduced a lot."

"..Then they can't make money...won't they find out?" Orochimaru asked in a daze.

"Didn't they also have mobile phones before? Their rubbish system has been broken by him. On the surface, the mobile phone is still their system, but secretly we love mobile phones, and the money will still fall to us. In your hands, as for them, just give them a small change and coax them." Kakuzu smiled calmly.

Orochimaru looked at Kakuzu with an unkind expression, and slowly stepped back with his feet...

"What do you mean?" Kakuzu looked at Orochimaru's behavior and asked doubtfully.

"Uncle Dave told me before, Uncle Kakuzu, you are not a good thing, let me stay away from you. Uh, you are not a good person. I didn't believe it at first, but I didn't expect that you are really not a good person. Bah, a good person." Orochimaru swallowed and said tremblingly.

Looking at Orochimaru's hurriedly fleeing back, Kakuzu's hand that had just been raised and his mouth that had just been opened were trembling slightly...

He's just a guy who listens to his boss... it's none of his business...

A few days later...

"Dave!" Hashirama looked at Dave with wide eyes.

Dave is confused...

"I want to revive Futsuna! This is for Konoha!!"

Then, Hashirama rushed into the house angrily...

At dinner time in the evening...

"Dave, I made some extra fish. You can give them to uncle and the others." Yue Mei held several boxes in her hands and handed them to Dave.

"Shouldn't that boy Dai Yue do this?? How fast he runs?" Dave asked doubtfully. Isn't Dai Yue usually the one who does this kind of thing?

"Dai Yue is staying at Yun'er's house tonight, so I'm sorry," Yue Mei explained with a smile.

"Duanzo lives at home? Oh, my phone is turned off. Just leave him turned off, and I'll go and deliver it." Dave suddenly took out his phone and suddenly remembered that it had no power and turned it off. Otherwise, according to the time, he would be taken out now. Danzo exploded.

Dave went to Hashirama's house first and knocked lightly on the door.

"Who is it?" Mito's voice came from inside.

"Auntie, I made more fish at home and came to give you some to eat," Dave shouted.

"Dave, come on in"

Dave opened the door...

I saw Hashirama kneeling next to the pond under the moonlight over there...

Dave swallowed, even though he knew it would be like this...

Dave carried the fish into the house, chatted with Mito for a while and then came out.

"Uncle...don't you want to revitalize Huzuna..." Dave walked to Hashirama and asked in a low voice.

"Revitalization failed..."

"Hashirama, when did the fish in the pond sleep, did you wake up?" Mito's voice came from the house...

Dave sighed... patted Hashirama's shoulder lightly and left here...

Then, Dave went to Tobirama's home... and saw Tobirama kneeling next to the puppy's house raised by Kyotsuki...

Dave was confused, sent the fish in, and came out to chat with Tobirama for a while.

Tobirama took out his cell phone and pointed at a book.

"This book misled me, Dave, you must completely ban this book!" Tobirama was so angry that he pointed at the book and cursed.

"What book?" Dave was confused and looked at the book pointed by Tobirama.

"What book?" Dave was confused and looked at the book pointed by Tobirama.

"What is this called? It was written by your white-haired lover. It contains harmful content," Tobirama said angrily.

"Uh... don't worry, father, I will handle this matter. However, I just want to know what he wrote to make you and uncle like this??"

"See for yourself"

Now the relationship within the Senju clan is very clear.

Mikoto＞Mito, Akatsuki, Tsukimi＞Dave＞Dai Yue＞The stray dog ​​that Akatsuki picked up＞Tobirama＞The fish in the pond＞Hashirama.

After Dave and Tobirama finished talking, they left here first.

Dave looked at the book with doubts.

After a moment, Dave raised his head. The book was full of machismo, various youthful sentimental literature, and the denunciation and resentment of female violence.

If Dave hadn't been a highly educated man, he would have been stunned.

"Hey, Jiraiya, where are you?" Dave called Jiraiya.

"Hey, it's the patient's family. Huh, the patient has been in coma for many days. When he woke up a few days ago, he started writing something with a pen. Even if he was asked to inform his family, he didn't listen. We don't know who his family is. , Fortunately, the hospital has his treatment records, and I was about to call you, but you just called me, so I will explain it to you." A strange voice came from the other end of the phone.

"What's wrong with Jiraiya?" Dave asked, stunned.

"It's not a big problem. It's just broken facial bones, bruises all over his body, and his lungs and stomach bursting. It's not a big problem," the person over there said slowly.

"Uh..Okay, I'll go see him.."

After a while, Dave entered the ward with a fruit basket.

I saw the figure still writing furiously on the hospital bed.

Dave walked forward and looked at what Jiraiya was writing...

Then he gave Jiraiya a bang.

"Who is it? Uh...Uncle Dave, um, why are you here?" Jiraiya covered his head and shouted in pain.

"Don't write this anymore, what you write has already harmed Konoha," Dave said with a glare.

"No, I'm going to write this. I want to express my depressed emotions, my dissatisfaction with the current situation of society, my anger and denunciation of violent women like Tsunade, and finally, I want to call on all people with lofty ideals to revive my man. Magnificent!"

Jiraiya clutched his chest and roared with blood.

"Okay! That's great!!!" A figure lying on the bed next to him echoed.

Dave had a headache...

"Eh? Dave? Why are you here?!"

"You don't need to say anything, Jing, I know why you are here." Looking at Jing who was about to explain why he was lying here, Dave interrupted directly.

"You can't write this stuff anymore. This has seriously affected social security. Do you understand? And you, don't make any noise with him. You are the Minister of Police Department and you are also echoing the criminal suspect. You need to know the truth. If you catch him, you will be an accomplice, understand?" Dave said speechlessly.