Konoha's Crazy Dave

On the other side, at Kakuzu's house...

Kakuzu sat on the sofa depressedly...

"Mr. Kakuzu, why do you look so unhappy?" Nan Xue came out of the kitchen, looked at the depressed Kakuzu over there, and asked with a smile.

"That little yellow hair" Jiao Du looked at the little yellow hair over there with an unhappy expression.

"What's wrong with Xiao Yayan? Isn't he playing well with Xiao Nan?" Nan Xue asked doubtfully.

"Well played, huh, I think this little yellow hair has ulterior motives, evil intentions, impure motives, bad intentions, evil intentions, and ulterior motives!" Kakuzu said, patting the table and humming.

"Puch, they are only one and a half years old. Where did they come from so much thought? Why didn't you tell me, little Nagato?" Nanxue burst into laughter.

"Look, look, what time is it now? Nagato has gone home for dinner a long time ago. What does it mean that this little yellow hair is still here?" Kakuzu took out his mobile phone and asked unhappily while pointing at the time.

"Yahiko's mother just called me and told me that they are on a business trip and will come back tomorrow afternoon. Let little Yahiko stay here tonight," Nan Xue explained.

"What? He wants to stay here all night?" Kakuzu asked with his eyes widened.

"Look, look, this little yellow hair must have contacted his parents. Nanxue, I tell you, this little yellow hair must not spend the night at our house! Why doesn't he go to Nagato's house to spend the night? What's the deal with staying at our house overnight?" Kakuzu instantly pictured the scene that Xiao Huangmao and his parents had discussed with his ulterior motives.

"Nagato went to live with his mother in the kindergarten apartment, and his father had to work the night shift. There was no one at home, and the apartment only had one bed. How could Yahiko get there? Phew, okay, don't think so much, come and eat "Okay." Nan Xue smiled and took Jiaodu to eat at the dining table nearby.

After eating, Kakuzu walked out and called Dave.

"What's wrong, Kakuzu, what's going on?" Dave, who was driving over there, answered Kakuzu's phone.

"Dave, the kindergarten teacher's apartment must be expanded and rebuilt!" Kakuzu said righteously.

"Teachers' apartment? Why expand it?" Dave wondered.

"For the people, everything starts from the interests of the people, everything starts from the roots of the people, and everything starts from the name of the people. The teachers' apartment is too small, which is very unfavorable for us to do ideological work for kindergarten teachers. I strongly propose to expand it. Reconstruction." Kakuzu said righteously.

"...Since when have you become so conscientious?" Dave was stunned by Kakuzu.

"I, Kakuzu, have never had a conscience. A person's life is like a drop in the ocean. In the vast land of the ninja world, time flies by. What else can we persist in and what else is worthy of us continuing as always and never giving up? That is The belief in serving the people is the determination to make sacrifices, the commitment to make the people live and work in peace and contentment, and the persistence to fulfill one's duties!" Kakuzu said, covering his five consciences.

"The people are our foundation. Because of our responsibility, we have to dedicate ourselves to the people. To serve the people, we have to share joys and sorrows. Because of loyalty, we are not afraid of hardships. To contribute to the people, we have to be righteous."

"The interests of the people! Above all else!"

"I! Kakuzu! I am the guardian of the people's interests! I! Kakuzu! I am the high mountain of interests, the only guardrail that provides the people with safety when climbing! I! Kakuzu! I am the people who are floating on the endless sea of ​​interests. The sole helmsman of Lonely Sail!”

...

"...Stop! Tell me, what's the reason..." Dave had a headache... He didn't pay attention at all just now and almost hit the tree with his car...

"There is no reason, people..."

"Shut up! Damn it, you can expand and rebuild, just spend your money." Dave immediately stopped Kakuzu. He couldn't listen to his nonsense anymore... His head was about to explode...

"Good night. Bye bye"

Dave looked at the hung up phone with a smile on his face, "Can't I control you?"

"I*your* Kakuzu!"

Well... Dave just put down his phone, and then there was a tree in front of him...

At Kakuzu, Kakuzu angrily threw the phone on the sofa... and it broke when it was thrown on the floor...

"It's so late, it's time to sleep, Konan, and you, Yahiko." Kakuzu looked at the two little guys on the floor and said with a smile...

But Yahiko looked a little scared when he looked at Kakuzu's slightly narrowed green pupils...

"Dad... I don't want to sleep, I want to play with Yahiko." Konan shook his head.

"Hmm...Uncle Kakuzu...it's only 7 o'clock now, we all go to bed at 8:[-]." Xiao Yahiko nodded quickly.

"That's it, okay, then, what are you playing at?" Kakuzu asked through gritted teeth.

"Play house!" Xiao Nan picked up a small house-shaped toy and said with a smile.

"Let's play house, can I play too?" Jiaodu smiled, his daughter was so cute.

"Yeah, of course, Uncle Kakuzu, Nagato happened to have left just now." Xiao Yahiko nodded happily.

"Really?" Kakuzu's face suddenly fell. This little yellow hair is so ugly.

"Uh-huh, I'll be the mother, Yahiko will be the father, then daddy..." Xiaonan hesitated to speak.

"Be a son!" Xiao Yahiko shouted out happily.

...

It's late at night, I'm going to sleep soon

"Did you hear? Did you hear just now? This little yellow hair has ulterior motives!!" Kakuzu sat next to Nan Xue and pointed at the little yellow hair sleeping on the sofa over there.

As a son?Is this what a child can say?This little yellow guy is definitely not a good boy!

"Okay, let's play games. Xiao Yayan is very carefree, as you know. It's so late, go to bed." Nan Xue smiled helplessly.

"You go first, I'll go see Xiaonan." Kakuzu sighed, got up and went to Xiaonan's room.

Kakuzu opened the door.

"Dad...um...what's the matter?" Xiaonan heard the noise, sat up and looked at Jiaodu at the door and asked.

"It's nothing, just make sure to lock the door when you sleep at night! Yes! Make sure to lock it!" Kakuzu nodded and said in a solemn voice.

"Oh, Xiaonan knows," Xiaonan said in confusion.

"Well, good night." Kakuzu smiled and closed the door gently.

Kakuzu was looking at the door from outside. Well... the lock was a bit unsafe...

Well, let's call the workers here tomorrow to add more locks.