Konoha's Crazy Dave

In the Uchiha Police Department...

"The third generation Tsuchikage of Iwagakure Village, known as Onoki for two days, illegally smuggled into our village and caused great damage to our village. The dust escape affected an area of ​​up to 1000 square meters. Konoha has issued a document to Iwagakure Village. Three hundred million silver taels are required to be compensated. Lord Tsuchikage, I will trouble you to stay at the police station for two days before the money reaches Konoha." Jing looked at the ruling in his hand and said calmly.

"..." Ohnoki is still confused...

"As for you, Wu... you haven't committed any crime... but... you'd better wait for a while, Mr. Kakuzu will be here soon." Then, Jing looked at Wu with a somewhat pitiful look. ..

".." Wu's eyes were dull...two words kept echoing in his mind...15 billion...Chen Escape...15 billion...Chen Escape...

After a while, Kakuzu arrived...

Kakuzu didn't say much, but gave Wu a bill...Wu picked up the bill...

"30 billion?!?! When did I owe you 30 billion!" Wu opened his eyes wide and looked at Kakuzu and roared.

"I gave you a loan of 15 billion, but now your lottery ticket is gone, your house has been destroyed by Chen Dun, and you don't even have a mortgage asset in your name. If you follow the normal procedure, you can give me the lottery ticket." , it is equivalent to paying back the money this month without interest. But have you paid it back now? Therefore, according to your working ability, I will not give you monthly interest or anything like that. 30 billion, for a lifetime, just pay it back in installments. "

Kakuzu said calmly, and then turned around and left here...

Wu looked at the bill in his hand, stood up slowly... and walked towards Ohnoki who was still in a daze over there...

"Master...Master...you...what are you going to do..."

"Traitor... Traitor... As my master, I will do justice for heaven today. I will strangle you to death for bullying my master and destroying my ancestors!!"

"Calm down, calm down! This is the police department, calm down, you two!"

...

On the other side, in Dave's company...

"Mu, go ahead and do your work. By the way, remember to pick up the little Meiqin from old father later. You must be careful not to stick to that little black guy." Dave and Yuemei were kissing me in the office. Suddenly Hearing a knock on the door, Dave smiled and said to Yue Mei.

"Okay" Yuemei tidied up and then opened the door.

"Mr. Kakuzu?" Tsukimi looked at the person knocking on the door and said hello with a smile.

"Tsuki Mei, is Dave in there?" Kakuzu nodded, holding a child in his hand...

"Well, you go in, I'll leave first," Yue Mei said and left here first.

Then Kakuzu walked into the office...

"The person you want has been brought to you." Kakuzu brought the child he was holding in front of Dave.

"Little lost position" Dave took the child's hand and said with a smile.

"Hello Uncle Dave..." Xiao Shicang nodded with a smile on his face.

"Xiao Shi Cang, tell me, how does Uncle Dave usually treat you?" Dave gently picked up the two-year-old Xiao Shi Cang and asked with a smile.

"Well... very good... Shi Cang likes Uncle Dave very much." Xiao Shi Cang nodded.

"Oh...Xiao Shicang, you are two years old. You have grown up. It's time for Uncle Dave to tell you your life experience." Dave sighed and said full of sorrow.

Seeing this scene, Kakuzu took out a piece of popcorn from nowhere and sat on the sofa nearby.Well, this guy started cheating again...

Xiao Shicang's eyes gradually brightened... Ever since he was sensible, he had grown up in the kindergarten... Uncle Dave also came to play with them from time to time, bringing them a lot of delicious, drinkable and fun things... But Xiao Shicang Shicang has always had a doubt in his heart, who are his parents and why do other children in the kindergarten have parents.

"Xiao Shicang, do you know about Hidden Mist Village and ninjas?" Dave sighed and told the story.

"I know, I heard the kindergarten teacher say it." She nodded quickly.

"This incident has to start two years ago. At that time, Uncle Dave and Uncle Kakuzu were both ninjas. After completing their missions outside, when passing by Kirigakure Village, a woman carrying a child came from Kirigakure Village. He hurriedly ran out of the gate "

Xiao Shicang was heartbroken when he heard this...

"That woman is your mother. She is followed by a bunch of ninjas who want to kill her. Your father has died in their hands... We passed by and went to take a look... When we saw your mother , your mother’s back is already full of kunai, and her body is covered in blood.”

"She lay on the ground and hugged you tightly. She happened to meet us... She held on for her last breath and handed the child to me, save... save my child... these words... I I still remember it deeply. After saying this, your mother left. And then, the group of ninjas happened to follow."

As he spoke, Dave took off his shirt and pointed at a scar on his stomach...

"Did you see it? Your uncle Kakuzu and I fought against more than 50 ninjas from Kirigakure Village. At that time, your uncle Kakuzu and I were not as strong as we are now. After fighting more than 50 people, we were still full of ninjas. Kunai... Later, after two years of training, some of the injuries have healed, but there are still some scars that will remain on our bodies forever..." Dave said with great heartache.

Xiao Shicang's eyes were filled with tears. Unexpectedly, his life experience was so tortuous...

Jiaodu was eating popcorn, and said in his heart that's nonsense, he still has a scar, isn't that the scar left by your appendicectomy last year due to appendicitis?

"A few days ago, your uncle Kakuzu used some connections to finally find out what happened two years ago. It turns out that your father is a famous good-for-nothing genin in Kirigakure Village, and your mother is a powerful superior. Ren, she is also very beautiful.

The Sandaime Mizukage is also a famous bastard in the ninja world. He often uses his position as the Sandaime Mizukage to bully men and women in the village. On that day, he had evil intentions towards your mother. Your father will protect your mother to the death. , but your father was just a genin and was killed directly by the Sandaime Mizukage. Fortunately, your mother had the strength of a jounin and ran out of Kirigakure Village holding you in her arms.

Then, it’s what I just said.Even if your mother is a Jonin, but there are more than 50 ninjas chasing her behind her, so in the end..."

Misty Village...

"Ahei! Ahei! Ahei!"

"Do you have a cold, Mizukage-sama?"

"I don't know, I just want to sneeze suddenly."

Then, the Sandaime Mizukage lowered his head and looked at his empty crotch, feeling a little empty for some reason...

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