Konoha's Crazy Dave

In the Thousand Hands Station

"Hey, Dave, have you met your uncle?" Dave swallowed as he listened to Mito's muffled voice on the phone.

"No...I haven't seen you...what's wrong, auntie..."

"Is he going to rebel? He hasn't been home for a month. Did he die outside?" Mito's roar made Dave have to put the phone one meter away from him...

"...That's not possible... Let me ask for you. You need to calm down first. Don't worry. The ninja world is so big and uncle can't run away." Dave had no choice but to comfort Mito first.

Dave comforted Mito and hung up the phone. Before he could take any time off, the phone suddenly rang again.

"What's wrong? Don't come to me about the company's affairs, go to Jiaojiao." Dave asked with a headache.

Boss, boss, what does the boss do?The boss just works at home honestly.Why do everyone come to me when they have nothing to do?

"No, boss, I called Manager Kakuzu first, but Manager Kakuzu said he couldn't handle it, so I came to you." The employee over there wiped the cold sweat from his face and explained.

"What's the matter? Tell me. By the way, I'll go to the finance department later and tell him that Kakuzu's salary is gone this month. If this little thing can't be solved, what else do you need him to do?" Dave asked unhappily.

"Uh... the boss... the finance department said that Manager Kakuzu's salary won't be paid until 800 years later... By the way, down to business, over at the lottery shop, that... Lord Hashirama is already there. It's been a week... I heard that the sofa where Hashirama-sama is lying on is so smelly and rancid... he eats, drinks, and eats in that shop every day... We can't persuade him, but he insists on making a lot of money..." The employees over there hurriedly talked about business.

"....Okay, I get it..." Dave rubbed his eyebrows...

Dave also knew how energetic Hashirama was, and he definitely couldn't persuade him. Well, he told Aunt Mito first, uh, to be on the safe side, call Uncle Madara over too.

After Madara received the news from Dave, he finally understood why Hashirama didn't look for him this month. It turned out that he was floating around in the lottery shop.

Madara walked to the entrance of the lottery shop...Mito just came out...

"Senju Hashirama! If you can, don't come out there for the rest of your life! It makes me so angry!" Mito roared through gritted teeth in anger.

"..Don't be angry first. I'll go in and take a look." Madara stepped forward and said helplessly.

Sure enough, it's better to be single.

Mito watched Madara walk in, no... he had a headache...

The crowd in the lottery shop was obviously divided into two areas, one area was a bunch of people, and the other area was the sofa. There was a man with long hair flowing to his waist, a face full of stubble, wearing a loose big robe. The big robe turned out to be white. Yes, but it is yellow at the moment.

There were a bunch of instant noodle buckets on the table in front of the man... He was holding a lottery ticket in his hand, and he was watching the TV on the wall attentively...

"Hashirama?" Madara looked at the savage, swallowed, walked forward and asked.

"Huh? Madara! You're here! Come on, come on, sit down!" Hashirama's eyes lit up when he heard the voice, and he stretched out his hand to pull Madara away.

Madara quickly let go, this guy hasn't had a bath in a month...

"Have you been here for a month?" Madara asked doubtfully as he looked at the mess around him.

"Of course!" Hashirama nodded happily.

"...If you don't deliver takeout, are you working as a thug?" Madara asked next.

"Do you know what kind of takeaway we want to deliver?" Hashirama stood up excitedly and asked.

"I know... the second-generation Tsuchikage, who lives in our village for retirement, is a popular gigolo at the Kidney Bar, and often delivers food... what's wrong?" Spot nodded.

"In the past few months, he was still a very miserable person like me who often delivered food. But last month, he bought lottery tickets. Do you know how much he won?"

"15 billion! 15 billion! Wow, what a huge number! I heard that he is renovating his mansion now!" Hashirama wiped the tears on his face and said with great sadness.

We are all delivering food, so how can he win the lottery? I, Hashirama, don’t believe it. I, Hashirama, are also delivering food, and I, Hashirama, also believe that I can win 15 billion!

"So you bought a month's worth of lottery tickets here??" Ban finally understood...

"Of course" Hashirama replied proudly, raising his head and chest.

"...How much lottery tickets did you buy?"

"It seems like there are almost 100 million."

"How many hits did you get?"

"Three yuan, five cents and twenty taels, the prize for scraping out instant noodles."

...

"Is it a big problem? It's not a big problem! 100 million is just a small amount of money! I only want to win 15 billion! This money is insignificant!" Hashirama wiped his nose and said happily.

"...Are you crazy? Come back with me." Madara was speechless and pulled Hashirama out.

"No! I won't leave! I want 15 billion!" Hashirama struggled.

"Shut up and follow me!" Madara was made impatient by him and shouted coldly.

"Okay..." Hashirama immediately obeyed...

Mito outside the door no longer has hope for Madara. Since psychological means cannot be used, physical means will be used.

Just as Mito was about to go in and implement physical means, he saw Madara coming out with Hashirama behind him...

"...Aren't you going to come out?" Mito laughed angrily.

You didn't come out when I called you, why did you come out when Madara called you?

"He'll leave it to you, Hashirama, come find me to fight against the Ninja Alliance when you have time." Madara's mission was completed, and he handed Hashirama into Mito's hands and left.

"Okay" Hashirama looked at Madara's back, waved his hands and shouted happily...and then...

"what!"

Hearing the sound of fists hitting flesh and shouts coming from behind, Madara shook his head helplessly.

Well, being single is good.

On the other side, at the border of Konoha...

"What on earth did you call me for, STD man?" Dave yawned, looking at the man in front of him and asked doubtfully.

"Take you to visit my new home" Wu smiled faintly, and a strong aura of King B went straight to Dave's face...

He has worked hard in Konoha for decades, and now he has finally risen!

"I know you won 15 billion, brother... Now you are about to be interviewed on a TV show." Dave gave him a roll of his eyes.

"I have made an appointment with the TV station to be interviewed in the afternoon. Do you want to come and take a look then?"

"...look at nm"

...

Entering the villa without...

"The walls are all made of gold. The entire villa covers an area of ​​300 square meters. It's not bad. It can only be located on the border of Konoha. Konoha needs to increase its efforts to expand." Wu sat on the custom-made goose feather-filled luxury sofa. He said calmly.

"...You have to spend your money wisely... How much did this cost?" Dave asked speechlessly.