Konoha's Crazy Dave

"come in"

George's voice came from the laboratory.

Kakuzu and Dave hurried in.

"Here, go away," George handed the child to Kakuzu and said impatiently.

"Hey, why are you talking to your psychic? Are you drifting off or am I unable to hold the knife?" Dave gave George a shudder on the head and asked unhappily.

George looked at Dave with an aggrieved look... Huh... next time we fight Hei Jue, let the battlefield be at your doorstep!George thought viciously in his heart.

"Why does the child still have his eyes closed?" Kakuzu looked at the motionless child with eyes closed in his arms and asked in confusion.

"Asleep, stupid*" This idiot, if George can't get Dave, can't he get you Jiaodu?

"Asleep?" Kakuzu stretched out his hand and slapped the child on the face...

...

"Woah woah woah" the child suddenly started to cry loudly...

"Fuck, are you really stupid! It's so noisy, get out of here!" George was upset by the child's cry and roared unhappily.

"Come on, Xiaonan, give me a hug from Uncle Dave. Ignore your father." Dave laughed, took the child from Kakuzu's arms and rocked it gently to comfort him.

The little guy really stopped crying. He opened his big eyes and looked at Dave happily.

"Wait a minute, what do you mean I am her father?" Kakuzu discovered the blind spot and asked doubtfully.

Dave pointed to the child in his arms with his chin, motioning for Kakuzu to look at it.

Kakuzu turned his attention to the child...and saw that the child's...eye pupils...were exactly the same color as Kakuzu...

"Essentially, the cause of the child's death was that her genes were too weak, and it was nonsense like premature birth. If the child's genes had Kaguya Otsutsuki's genes, it would be fine even if the child was born in one month. I changed part of the child's genes to be yours "Yes, I used part of my zombie-creating technology to reactivate the child's body cells and save it. Now it's like saying that this is your child," George explained disdainfully.

"What??? She became my child?" Jiaodu was completely confused...

"Don't worry, there are at least a million zombies created by my George. The technology in this area is not even comparable to that of Orochi Lu. I only changed the paternal gene of the child. You have Di Yuan Yu, who is better than him." Which father's genes are so many times stronger?" George waved his hand and said.

"Fuck! George! Who are you slandering over there!!" At this time, Orochi Roku walked in when it was time to go to work. Hearing George's words that slandered him, he shouted unhappily.

"I'm slandering you! Tech guy!"

"Biological man!"

"Orochiro!"

"George!"

...

Seeing the two fools poking each other with current-carrying conduits, Dave and Jiao both hurriedly left here...

"How about it, are you surprised or not, unexpected or not, they are exactly the same, hahahaha." On the street, Dave held the child and put it aside Kakuzu. Dave looked at the child and then at Kakuzu, haha Laughing loudly.

"Humph" Kakuzu folded his hands and snorted coldly.

Xiao Nan in Dave's arms also rolled his eyes and hummed like Jade...

"Okay, it's over. You can take the child back to Nan Xue. Don't keep Nan Xue waiting. By the way, come to work as usual in the afternoon! Be careful about your perfect attendance award this month." Dave sent the child to the corner In Du's arms, he waved his hand and left first.

Kakuzu looked at the child in his arms, and the child looked at Kakuzu...

This feeling... is so amazing... Have I become a father?

In the hospital...

Kakuzu held the child in his arms and slowly walked into the ward... looking at Nan Xue who was still sleeping soundly over there...

Kakuzu gently put the child in the stroller that the doctor used to soothe Nan Xue...

"Nan Xue, wake up," Kakuzu called softly.

"Mr. Kakuzu...you are back..." Nan Xue slowly opened her eyes and looked at Kakuzu in front of her and said softly.

"My child..." Kakuzu hasn't finished speaking yet...

Nanxue stood up and hugged Kakuzu, feeling painful in Kakuzu's arms...

"Mr. Kakuzu... the child is dead, right..." Nan Xue choked in Kakuzu's arms...

Premature birth, the doctor's attitude, and Kakuzu's attitude before, made her realize that her child had died long ago...

"I..."

"Woooooooo..."

"I...."

"Woooooooo..."

...

"Shut up! Silly woman!" Kakuzu shouted domineeringly with veins on his head popping out.

Nan Xue was stunned...

Kakuzu stood up, took out the child in the stroller beside him, and placed it in front of Nan Xue.

"Your child," Kakuzu said softly.

Nan Xue looked at the child in front of her in a daze, and gently put her hand on the child's face... Tears couldn't stop pouring out... This was indeed her child... She could feel it... .

The child looked at Nan Xue crying and started crying too...

Looking at the crying mother-in-law... I have a huge headache... What a sin... I will never have a free time in the future...

After Nan Xue calmed down, she hugged Kakuzu again...

"Thank you... Mr. Kakuzu..."

Everyone was stunned...

...

Kakuzu explained all the situation to Nanxue...

When Nanxue heard that her child was indeed dead when he was born, Nanxue almost lost her temper... But after hearing that Kakuzu tried his best to find someone to save the child, Nanxue burst into tears again... .

Hmm...Kakuzu has simplified Dave in everything...after all, they are my children and I saved them. Is there any problem?no problem.

"Then...that...that means...the child...will...become our child...Mr. Kakuzu..." After listening to what Kakuzu said, What happened...Nan Xue lowered her head and asked with a blushing face...

"...Hmm..." Kakuzu nodded helplessly.

....The atmosphere in the ward was silent for a while...

"Mr. Kakuzu... what do you think... would be a better name for the child..." Nan Xue lowered her head and asked aloud... Now Kakuzu is the father of the child... Then you must ask Kakuzu Opinions...

"Hmm... Xiaonan, that's a pretty good name." Kakuzu thought of the name Dave just said and thought it was good.

"Xiao Nan...good"