Konoha's Crazy Dave

"It's okay, is Kakuzu home?" Dave asked.

"Mr. Kakuzu is in the room." Nan Xue nodded.

Dave followed Nan Xue into the house and saw something written on the corner there...

"What are you writing?" Dave asked doubtfully as he sat on the sofa.

"It's okay, it's just this month's bill. The income this month is 239 million, which is 30.00% less than last month. The expenditure is 500 silver taels, which is 500% more than last month. The hospital is rubbish. A pregnancy test costs me [-] taels." Kakuzu said angrily.

"...Don't worry about that stuff, come with me to the Land of Rain." Dave was speechless and threw the envelope in his hand to Kakuzu.

"Sansho Hanzo? Who is he? How dare he do that?" Kakuzu looked at the envelope and laughed.

"Who knows? Come on, he wants you. Let's go there and take a look." Dave shrugged.

"Ah? Hanzo?" After hearing this, Nan Xue quickly picked up the envelope on the table and read it.

"I...did I hurt you...and Konoha..." Nan Xue looked at Kakuzu with red eyes after reading.

"Silly woman, he's nothing, why are you crying?" Kakuzu said speechlessly.

"I...I..." Nan Xue lowered her head, tears welling up in her eyes...

"Stop crying, I'm going to the Land of Rain to have a look. Doesn't he want to find me?" Kakuzu was helpless.

"Don't go, that's a demigod, you will be in danger." After hearing this, Nan Xue suddenly raised her head and said hurriedly and worriedly.

"Shut up, stay at home, raise the baby, and wait for me, understand?" Overbearing Jiaodu said with a domineering tone that allowed no refutation.

"Ming...understand..."

...

Damn it, Dave slapped himself hard...why couldn't he think of coming to his house to eat food...

Afterwards, Kakuzu and Dave walked out of the house. Kakuzu took out two stockings from his arms and threw one to Dave.

Dave put it on his head with ease... Well... He still had the familiar ferocious face... His saliva was flowing...

"Damn...didn't he ask you to change into stockings? Why are they still so tight?" Dave asked speechlessly.

"Whatever you have is enough. Why do you care so much? A new stocking is free of charge? I spent a total of 500 silver taels this month," Jiaodu said distressedly.

Then, the two rode on the Akatsuki organization's special mission motorcycle, roaring ferociously on the road...

Nanxue stood at the door of her house, looking at Kakuzu's leaving figure... standing quietly, like a stone...

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The land of rain...

Kakuzu and Dave rode here for more than ten minutes, and the two of them ran rampant on the streets of the Land of Rain...

The weather in the Country of Rain, coupled with the tyranny of Hanzo in recent years, has resulted in the streets of the Country of Rain being deserted and extremely quiet. The roar of the two motorcycles naturally caused a commotion in the Country of Rain... .

"Who dares to make a noise here?" came a voice, and a small team of ninjas appeared in front of Kakuzu and Dave.

"We are from Konoha, and we are here to find Hanzo the Sansho Fish." Out of compassion, it is better to do less than to do more, the kind-hearted Dave said cheerfully.

"Is it possible for you to meet our leader just by asking? Are you a genius?"

"The duck nourishes the monkey"

In the spirit of compassion, it is better to do less than to do more. Dave, who is kind-hearted, threw ten grenades...

...

Looking at the people who had been bombed with no smoke left, Kakuzu shook his head speechlessly...

The explosion in the sky naturally attracted Hanzo's attention. When he heard the explosion here, he rushed over.

"Who are you?" Hanzo was followed by a group of people, standing opposite Kakuzu and Dave in front of him...

"We are from Konoha, don't you want me to hand over someone? No, I brought someone to you." Dave pulled off the stockings from his face and pointed to Kakuzu next to him.

Kakuzu also tore off the stockings on his head..

I regretted it after tearing off the back corner...fuck...a pair of stockings costs 20 taels.I should have known better than to pretend to be this b...

"Senju Dave... the black-faced bucking ghost!" Hanzo had been around for decades, and he naturally recognized the two people in front of him, with solemnity written on his face...

Neither of these two people are good friends...both have been famous for a long time...I am a demigod, but I am also a bit confused...

"I'm the one who killed that ninja in your Hidden Rain Village. I'm here," Kakuzu said calmly.

"Okay, then you can stay. Where is that woman?" Hanzo thought of the army behind him. Yes, I have an army. It should be Konoha who is the coward. I am so cowardly.

"There are no women, so here I am," Kakuzu said disdainfully.

"...Do you, Konoha, want to start a war with me, the Land of Rain!" Why don't you play your cards according to the routine?Logically speaking, shouldn't you, Konoha, be a coward and hand over both of you?

"Hehe" Kakuzu chuckled.

"It seems you really want to die, black-faced bucking ghost." The killing intent in Hanzo's eyes was undisguised. If Senju Dave hadn't been by his side, he would have killed everyone long ago.

What he is most worried about is Dave. The reputation of the black-faced buckler is for deceiving money. After all, the story of the economic decline of the four major ninja villages for decades by one person is still circulated in the ninja world, but Dave That reputation is a real one... Although he is confident that he can be evenly matched with Dave, it's hard for him to talk about the two of them.

"Well, I'm just here to give someone away. That woman really doesn't exist, so I can only bring him to you. Since I brought him here, I'll leave first." After saying that, Dave ran back on his bike. , of course he wouldn't really run away, he was hiding behind the alley at the end of the street, and he would get there if the situation was not right.

This is Dave's revenge and his grandma's. Let's see if you, Kakuto, dare to feed the boss dog food in the future.

"Hahaha, you black-faced bucking ghost, now you are the only one left. Do you have any last words to say?" Seeing that his biggest worry was gone, Hanzo finally relaxed and laughed. .

Kakuzu didn't panic and slowly got out of the car...

"Prince and general Xiang Ning has the guts!"

"I dare to take down the emperor even if I am willing to be killed!"

"Proletarians of the world, unite!"

"Ula!"

After a hurray, Kakuzu summoned the modified Chikamatsu Ten and the mask incarnations of his five hearts. Each incarnation's shoulders were resistant to cannonballs.

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Dave listened and wiped the cold sweat from his face... Is this guy usually stupid in class... He can say anything like this...

The question is, is this what you should say?

Hanzo looked at Kakuzu's mess and swallowed.

Don't be afraid, I'm a demigod, he's just a trashy black-faced ghost.

Don't be afraid, I am a demigod, I am the demigod who defeated two ninja gangsters!

right!I!Hanzo!Don't be afraid!