Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Hey, Uchiha Kagami!" Kakuzu called Kagami.

"Uncle Kakuzu... It's so late... Why aren't you sleeping yet... Huh~" Kage was sleeping soundly over there, when Kakuzu called him and woke him up...

"I want to report the crime! Damn it! I should report the crime online!" Kakuzu shouted angrily.

"Report a crime online... Huh~ Have you been defrauded by a stranger online... Well... Just leave me a message with that person's Penguin account... I will help you check that person's IP address tomorrow. Get it back..." Jing over there said with a yawn.

"No! Where are you now? I'm going to the police department to find you, it's so abominable!" Kakuzu hung up the phone angrily, then walked out of the house and walked to the police department...

The mirror at home looked at the hung up phone and shook his head helplessly... Sigh... It's really hard to be a director... Okay, I have to work overtime again...

The police department a few minutes later...

Jing sat listlessly in front of the computer in the office... Kakuzu stood aside...

Kakuzu then explained the situation to Kagami.

"What? There's that kind of website?" Jing suddenly cheered up after hearing this and asked with a confused look on his face.

"Yes! We must severely punish you! You bastard, my reputation has been ruined!" Kakuzu shouted, slamming the table angrily.

"Your reputation?"

"What? Is there a problem?"

"No, no, no... do you still remember what the website is?" Jing shook his head and asked.Uncle Kakuzu's reputation...well...forget it...let's not talk about it...

"Hmm...hcdyh.xxxxx." Kakuzu nodded...

"Okay, let me check it for you." Jing nodded and used the police department's computer backend to check...

Then... Jing looked at the computer screen and was confused...

"How's it going? Have you found out where the person who created this website is?" Kakuzu asked.

"I found... the Rabbit Custom Shop on XX Street in Yuno Country... This is not surprising. This street in Yuno Country is full of those kinds of custom shops." Jing nodded and pointed at the screen.

Custom shops are illegal in Konoha, but they are not uncommon in other places in the ninja world.

"Okay, please, I'll go first." Kakuzu took out a pistol from nowhere, loaded it, and then ran out of the window...

Then Jing looked around...entered this website...

Hmm.. taste it carefully...

Two hours later...it was already four o'clock in the morning...the old man who was the janitor of the police department came to work...

"Mr. Minister, you are here so early!" The old man picked up the broom and started his busy work. Suddenly he saw the mirror over there and shouted in surprise.

"Ah...Uncle, you're here so early." Jing was startled by the old man's shout and quickly closed the website on his computer...

"Oh, I'm old, I got up too early." The old man said with a smile.

"Okay, keep busy." Jing smiled and nodded.

Mirror then continued to use the police department's backend to check how many people in the ninja world had viewed this website...

"What a great guy, so many people have seen it." Looking at the bunch of red dots on the map, I was stunned...

"Kirigakure...Mizukage's office? Wait, why is there a place like Mount Myoboku? Aren't Mount Myoboku full of toads? They still look at people? Hiss~ Konoha's side...um...Anbu The location... this is not surprising..." Jing looked around... Well... some places are surprising... some places are not surprising...

Then Jing took out his cell phone and notified all the police officers working in the police department that there was a major criminal activity and they needed to arrive early and come quickly.

No matter what, Jing would never forget his own job.It’s a pity that this website will have to be blocked later...

A few minutes later...three hundred police officers from the police department stood in front of Uchiha Mirror...

"This is a very important anti-pornography operation. In Konoha, there are a total of 187 criminal suspects. Team leaders, the addresses of suspects in your respective areas have been sent to your mobile phones. The requirements of this anti-pornography operation , it must be fast, accurate and ruthless, without any mistakes, do you understand?" Jing said seriously.

"Yes! Understood!"

dark part...

Hiruzen didn't go back all night, busy in the ANBU...

"Phew! The mission list for the past few days has finally been summarized. I can relax a bit, hehehehe." Hiruzen looked around... It's four o'clock in the morning... There is no one in the ANBU, and there is more information in the police department. It is impossible for someone to suddenly come to crack down on pornography at this time, so I will be safe this time.

Then Hiruzen took out his mobile phone... entered the website... savored it with a blush on his face...

At this moment, there was a sudden noise outside the door...

"Why are you from the police department here again?"

"Well, here we go again."

"No, the minister is in his office. "The ANBU gatekeeper is already familiar with the job... Anyway, it's not the first time for their minister...

...

After a while...

"It's you again. Be honest. You've been involved in every anti-pornography campaign. How shameless are you? This time, everyone gets the spoils. What else do you have to say?" The policeman looked at the handcuffed Hiruzen in front of him. An action movie was still playing on the table nearby.He shouted with a speechless expression.

"Take the evidence and go back."

Hiruzen looked confused... You guys in the police department are sick, right... It's only four o'clock in the morning, aren't you guys sleeping?

An hour later...in the police department...

"Reporting to the Minister, this anti-pornography operation has been successfully completed, and all 187 criminal suspects have been brought back," the police brigade reported to the mirror...

"Are you making trouble with me? Why did you bring a two-year-old kid here for me?" Jing looked at him calmly and asked, pointing to the little yellow hair next to him.

"This...this is the person arrested at the address you gave us..." the captain quickly explained...

"..Minato...do you...do you usually look at this kind of thing?" Kaoru knelt down and looked at little Minato and asked with a smile.

"Uncle Jing...you...are you talking about...that website..." Xiao Minato lowered his head and asked a little embarrassed.

"Yes, you..." Jing swallowed...

"This is a website sent to me by Brother Jiraiya who is still in Mt. Myoboku. He said there are very strong ninjutsu in it...but...but I clicked on it...that's it...that's it..." Minato lowered his head. My head, I almost cried...

"I see... I misunderstood you, little Minato. Just sit there and wait for a while. When Uncle Jing is done with his work, Uncle Jing will take you home." Jing shook his head helplessly... he forgot about the white hair. ..No wonder there are people watching at Miaomu Mountain..It turns out to be the little white-haired one...

"Yeah...thank you, Uncle Jing." Minato nodded and sat aside obediently.

Then, Jing stood up...

"Come on"

"..Well..here he is..." Hiruzen smiled awkwardly...