Konoha's Crazy Dave

Konoha

"Mr. Kakuzu, where are we going?" Nanxue asked doubtfully as Kakuzu was carrying him behind her.

"Take you to see my boss," Kakuzu said calmly.

"it is good"

Within Aishen Company...

Dave looked at Kakuzu in front of him and the woman standing next to him in confusion...

"I asked you to go to the Land of Rain to find children and couples...how the hell did you find me a woman?" Dave smiled at the woman, pulled Jiaodu aside and asked softly.

"This is a woman. She is married. Her husband is dead. She has purple hair and is now three months pregnant. It fits your requirements perfectly," Kakuzu said lightly.

"...What about the one with yellow hair? Why did you bring one back?" Dave turned his head and looked at the woman. She did look a bit like her, and then asked.

"The weather in the Kingdom of Rain is terrible, and the Kingdom of Rain is in chaos right now. That Hanzo has been sending people to kill those who don't obey him. In the entire Kingdom of Rain, I have met not even a hundred people in the past few days. None, it would be nice if I could bring you one." Kakuzu gave him a roll of his eyes.

"..Okay, okay..." Dave shook his head helplessly.

"Well, ma'am, my name is Senju Dave. Welcome to your arrival. You can live in Konoha from now on. Don't worry, our Konoha is absolutely safe, and the job is good and the benefits are high. Now you are a member of our kidney-loving company. , Okay, now you have two years of maternity leave, and you can just find a dime in terms of salary." Dave returned to his seat, looked at the woman in front of him and said with a smile.

"...What??! Two years?! Isn't maternity leave only for one year?!" Kakuzu immediately became unhappy after hearing this and shouted, slapping the table angrily.

For one more year of maternity leave, he will get one more year of salary!

"Shut up, I'm the boss and you're the boss? That's it!" Dave glared at him.

"Um...thank you Mr. Dave...thank you Mr. Kakuzu...Nan Xue is very grateful to both of you." Although Nan Xue was a little confused, she also understood that Dave and Kakuzu in front of her were both good people, so she hurriedly gave The two bowed in thanks.

"It's okay, you're pregnant, so you don't have to do this. Well, your name is Nan Xue, right? Well... Well... you can live at Kakuzu's house first." Dave helped her up and thought for a while. said.

"What??! Live in my house? Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Kakuzu became even more confused after hearing this.

"Ah...this...is this..." Nan Xue was also a little stunned...

"...Housing in Konoha is tight now... There is no extra house for her to live in..." Dave patted his forehead helplessly... Because Madara destroyed that street that night, and now there is no room for her to live in... All of Ye's construction efforts are concentrated there. In addition, Konoha is a village with a large population, so there really are no extra houses.

Moreover, Nan Xue is still pregnant, and Kakuzu has been a bachelor for decades, an old straight man who regards money as beauty, and with Kakuzu's emotional intelligence, what else will happen if they live together?

Taking a step back, even if something happens, Jiaodu is still an old employee who has worked hard for me for decades, and it is not a problem to be single forever.

How great is this, buy one get one free, you can make Kakuzu a father directly.Even the hard work is saved.

Well, Kakuzu, you have to understand the boss’s hard work and intentions.Dave thought with great relief.

"...Hmph" Kakuzu snorted coldly.

"Humph, it's settled. She lives at your place. As a tenant for the time being, can I pay the rent for you on her behalf?" Dave looked at Kakuzu speechlessly and said.

"Okay boss, I'll go back and clean up the room for her now." A smile immediately appeared on Kakuzu's face.

"Okay, didn't she always have a stomachache when she came here? Take her to the hospital for a prenatal check-up."

"Okay boss, but...this..." Kakuzu smiled and nodded, holding something with three fingers on his hand.

"Go ahead, I'll reimburse you"

"Okay boss"

...

In the hospital...

The doctor gave Nan Xue a prenatal check-up.

"Are you this woman's husband?" The doctor put down the prenatal examination with a dark face and looked at Kakuzu beside him.

?A question mark appeared on Kakuzu's face.

Nan Xue also quickly waved her hand.

"Hmph, how did you become a husband? Her health is so bad. Do you want her to die?" the doctor shouted, slapping the table.

?Jiaodu is even more confused

"Hey, woman, you buy these medicines, go home and take good care of your body. Your body is too weak. By the time you are six or seven months old, I'm afraid you won't even be able to stand up. I don't know what's wrong with you." How did you become a husband?" The doctor said with a sigh, his eyes full of contempt for Jiaodu.

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Kakuzu was confused from beginning to end... What does this have to do with me?

"Here, here is the prescription. Don't do any strenuous exercise when you go back. You are already weak and the condition of your uterus is also very unstable. It seems that you usually do the housework at home. Let me tell you, when you go back Leave all the housework to him, and you can just take care of the baby." The doctor handed the prescription to Nan Xue and said slowly.

"What are you looking at? This is your child. You are already going to be a father. Are you still thinking of being irresponsible?" Then the doctor looked over at Kakuzu who was looking at him in a daze and accused him.

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Damn it, Kakuzu has never been so speechless in his life...

After a while...

Kakudu walked out of the hospital dizzy, holding medicine in one hand and holding Nan Xue in the other...

Kakuzu slowly turned his head to look at the hospital behind him...The hospital...is really a scary place...especially the obstetrics and gynecology department...Kakuzu will never come to a place like this again...

"That... Mr. Kakuzu..." Nan Xue said softly at this time...

"What's wrong?" Kakuzu came to his senses and asked in confusion.

"..." Nan Xue pointed to her hand held by Kakuzu...

Kakudu quickly put it down...

The obstetrics and gynecology department... was really scary... that doctor was so scary... he didn't even know how he came out in the end...

Later, Kakuzu took Nanxue back to his home, and neither of them spoke during the whole journey...

Hmm...Kakuzu was thinking about how much rent he should charge along the way...and it was Dave who paid the rent. Isn't this a slap in the face to him?Hmm...100 million a week is not too much...

"You can live in this house from now on. This house is very big and has many free rooms. If you feel this room is uncomfortable, I will change it for you," Kakuzu said slowly.

Well... Kakuzu's house was bought from a pig farmer more than ten years ago...