Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Madara, why did you give such an expensive gift?" Hashirama turned to look at Madara happily and asked.

"Is it expensive? It's only 100 million. I just wanted to give it a try and just charged 1000 million." Madara asked doubtfully.

"...1000 million...Madara...you..." Comparing people to each other is so irritating...

"Ten million...sigh...my mother is now in charge of the family's finances...I can't use the property left over from the Warring States Period. Now I only have 1000 million in pocket money every month." Ban He said with a sigh.

"..."

Hashirama held his breath and remained silent... He suddenly didn't want to understand what was going on with Madara...

Soon, a big gift package appeared on the screen in the live broadcast room, and then a proportional model of Kaguya jumped out of it.

Xiao Kaguya glanced at the screen coldly.

"Unlimited monthly reading!"

In the entire live broadcast room, a bright blood-red moon appeared in an instant, and the tone of the entire screen also turned blood-red.

Subsequently, the live broadcast room also ushered in a craze for giving gifts...

"Thanks to the username Lao Tie for sending me fifty shit reads!! Everyone, give Lao Tie some attention!!"

"Thank you to the Gambling King of Konoha for sending you ten gold coins! Everyone, give him some attention! Huh? The barrage of Gambling King of Konoha? Grandpa... I have no pocket money... I can only give you ten gold coins. . It’s Tsunade! It’s okay! Grandpa is also very happy that you gave me ten gold coins! Hahaha!”

"Thank you to the leader of the Ghost Light Clan of Kirigakure Village for sending ten powerful fire extinguishers! His barrage was sent by, Lord God of the Ninja World, I want to see your Wood Release, okay! The Wood Release is coming right now! The Wood Release .The tree world is coming!"

"I c** Hashirama! You are in an Internet cafe!"

Hashirama's howling sounds came from the Internet cafe, and with the roar of Little Kyuubi, the entire Internet cafe was suddenly covered with trees. Well... the Internet cafe collapsed...

Little Kyuubi looked at the Internet cafe that was fine a second ago, but now it has turned into ruins. He was riding on Hashirama with an angry face and scolding him...

Looking at the sudden black screen in the live broadcast room...Dave shook his head helplessly...Uncle...well...it should be a good start...

a week later...

After a week of exploration, the people of the ninja world have a new way of entertainment, which is live streaming and watching live broadcasts.

Dave had nothing to do at home and opened the live broadcast platform. Compared with the embarrassment of only one live broadcast room when the live broadcast platform first appeared a week ago, now the entire page is a live broadcast room.

"Huh? Live broadcast of Shit World War? Absolute live broadcast room???" Dave saw the most popular live broadcast room... looked at the title above, and looked at the live broadcast host behind the title... Dave's There was a thump in his heart... He suddenly felt that something was wrong...

Dave walked to the toilet, ready to go in and vomit at any time... and slowly opened the live broadcast room...

"Old fellows! Now there is only the last 3 minutes of preparation time left before the battle! Everyone, please brush up the shit for me! Wait and see how I shove the shit into that George's face!" Entering the live broadcast room... I saw Hei Jue yelling at the screen...

[v15 user, Qianju Dave, rode a Lamborghini and entered the live broadcast room]

v15. Thousand Hands Dave:?

"Oh! The v15 boss is here! Is it Dave!!" Hei Jue naturally noticed this colorful barrage and shouted excitedly.

At this time, a sound of trumpeting came from the live broadcast room.

"Dave! Remember to give me a gift! There's going to be a fight here!" Hei Jue stared at the camera solemnly after hearing the sound of the horn. After speaking, he took out a yellow can from his back and carried it with him. .

[v9. (No. 50 on the fan list) Ah Fei, who loves to play with shit, sends out shit reading x[-]]

A Fei who loves to play with shit: Hei Jue, can you tell me what it feels like to have a bowel movement?

"Thanks to my shit-loving old man A Fei for sending me 50 shit readings! Everyone, please pay attention to the top brother on the list!! No more talking, I'm going to do it now!"

"George!"

"Black Zetsu!"

Hei Jue threw his cell phone to the tree aside. A white Jue sprang out from the tree, holding the cell phone and pointing the camera at it. Then Hei Jue's hands were covered with feces and he fought with George.

The two of them had agreed this time that they were not allowed to use thermal weapons and other technologies, and Hei Jue could not combine with A Fei to use Dung Escape.

Well, this time the two of them were just fighting with shit in a very simple and unpretentious manner...

Hei Jue turned around and dodged a piece of shit that George threw at him. He then shoveled George down with a shovel, took out the can with shit from his waist, and swooped onto George's body, dumping the shit directly. In George's face...

Because Hei Jue's mobile phone is the latest version of the Aishen 10plus, and the pixels are very good. The golden things on George's body, the lumps mixed with them, and some small wriggling maggots are clearly visible...

"Ouch!!!" When Dave at home saw this scene, he immediately broke his guard, threw the phone out, quickly went into the bathroom, held the toilet and vomited...

He really shouldn't have clicked on this live broadcast... He knew that this scene would happen... He was so stupid that he finished watching it... He just had breakfast...

"Hei Jue! I have given you a Buddha on the top!!" Bai Jue on the tree was filming and watching the situation in the live broadcast room, and reported the situation to Hei Jue over there.

"What?? Thank you Lao Tie for the top Buddha! Everyone remember to pay attention to Lao Tie!" Hei Jue stood up from George with excitement and shouted at the screen.

"Old fellows! Let's get the gifts! I'm getting 100 feces! I'm going to take out the immortal urine mixed with feces that I have treasured for many years to join the battle!" Hei Jue yelled happily.

Just as Hei Jue howled, George behind Hei Jue seized the opportunity, grabbed Hei Jue's legs, and slammed Hei Jue to the ground.

Then George stood up and sat on Hei Jue's body, and then took out a jar from his belt. This jar was a bit big, and it was full of those things. George directly stuffed Hei Jue's head into it.

Bai Jue shuddered hard when he saw Hei Jue wearing a can full of feces on his head...

"Well... old guys... let's turn our attention to other parts of the battlefield first... The leader of Black Jue is currently fighting fiercely over there... It's not easy for us to take pictures..." Bai Jue said hurriedly, turning on the camera of his mobile phone. Aimed elsewhere...

The battle lasted for a full five hours... until both sides were exhausted and unable to fight anymore. This battle ended in a draw...

"Old fellows! Woohoo! Bah! Did you enjoy watching today's battle! If you enjoyed it, please remember to subscribe and follow me and get gifts!"

Hei Jue pulled out the jar on his head, spit out some of the golden food in his mouth, grinned with big yellow teeth and said...

[Sorry, the live broadcast room you are watching has been banned due to suspicion of vulgarity]

Watching the screen suddenly go black... Hei Jue looked confused...