Konoha's Crazy Dave

Raikage's assistant and Hiruzen were fighting together, while the others were watching the show with their hands on the side...

"You guys come and help me! Don't watch the show!!" Hiruzen looked at the people over there watching the show and shouted angrily.

"What did Hiruzen say? My ears have been a bit hard these past two days." Dave wiped his ears and asked in confusion.

"Hiruzen said he would go back to treat us," Danzo said calmly.

"Well, he's talking about the Kidney Love Hotel, the one with the 18888 package." Jing also nodded.

"Oh, Hiruzen is a good comrade. After a hard day's work, he still knows how to treat guests. That's good. His thinking has improved." Dave nodded.

Looking at these three shameless people... Sakumo and Orochimaru looked at each other, then lowered their heads, well... they didn't seem to hear anything...

"You three bastards!" Hiruzen yelled.

"Necromanticism. Ape Demon!!" Hiruzen separated from the man, and then hurriedly formed a seal.

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"Necromancer. Ape Demon!!"

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"Necromancer. Ape Demon!!"

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"Fuck! The ape demon refuses to channel the spirit!" Hiruzen yelled.

On the other side... within the ape clan...

"Father, Master Hiruzen seems to be channeling you. Why don't you go over?" A little monkey looked at the monkey demon in front of him and asked doubtfully.

"Ape Demon, you must remember one thing. When your psychic is fighting with others, if he channels you, you will not be able to get over even if you die." The ape demon was silent for a while and touched it. He said with a bald forehead and a somewhat hoarse voice.

"Why, father?" Zang Luo looked at the monkey demon's bald head, and then at his own hair-filled head, and asked doubtfully.

"...You don't need to know...this...is the advice your father gave you in exchange for his ape-born dignity." The ape demon looked out the window with sad eyes and said slowly.

"Oh..." Yuanluo nodded as if he understood...

At this time, a burst of white smoke appeared, and Yuluo suddenly disappeared here.

"Aru!" The ape demon looked at the disappeared Aru and was shocked...

Hiruzen on the other side...

"Psychic. Yuluo!" There is no way. Since I can't summon him, I can only summon his son first...

"Master Hiruzen, what's the matter with you channeling me?" Saruru suddenly appeared in the field, looked around suspiciously, and asked doubtfully.

"Saru, turn into a stick, you are in trouble!" Hiruzen didn't have time to say that much.

"Okay!" Yuanluo nodded.

"Forget it, although it's not as thick as the ape demon, it can still be used, let's get on with it," Hiruzen said helplessly, looking at the thin stick in his hand.

Afterwards, Hiruzen continued to compete with him in taijutsu.

"xx! Let me help you! Ugh!" At this time, the Sandaime Raikage, who had lost his fighting power for a while, stood up with a pale face, and then vomited out again.

"Horrible shit...it's really scary...yuck..." The Sandaime Raikage tremblingly supported his body, and then vomited it out again.

"Thunder Armor!! Ugh!"

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"Damn it, you don't have the virtue of ninja!" Hiruzen cursed as he looked at the Sandaime Raikage rushing towards him.

Just when Dave and others were about to go up to help, the Sandaime Raikage suddenly appeared in the air in front of Hiruzen.

Hiruzen didn't have time to react and raise his stick to defend himself. At this moment, his stick was stabbing at the assistant...

The Sandaime Raikage was just about to kill Hiruzen with his neck when suddenly, his eyes accidentally saw the yellow stick in Hiruzen's hand...

yellow...dung...

"vomit!!!"

The Sandaime Raikage suddenly fell down in the air, and the Raikage assistant in front of Hiruzen's first reaction was to pick up his Raikage-sama.

All the action happens in just two seconds...

At this time, the width and diameter of Hiruzen's stick was 3CM, and his action was to stab the Raikage assistant in front of him. The Raikage assistant wanted to catch the Sandaime Raikage, so his back was facing Hiruzen, which happened to be the stick. The head is facing the Raikage's assistant's butt...

"Insert!"

There was a sound of flesh being torn apart on the field...

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"Oh~~Ah!!!" Raikage's assistant howled in pain...

Hiruzen also realized that he had done something wrong again, and quickly canceled Saruluo's channeling...

The stick stuck in Raikage's assistant's butt also disappeared here with a burst of smoke...

Within the ape clan...

The ape demon looked at the open space in front of him with worry, hoping to see the complete ape appear in front of him...

"boom!"

As a burst of white smoke appeared, the ape demon looked through the light and saw the complete figure in Baiyan, and the worries in his heart were relieved...

"Zuluo, how are you? This must be your first time channeling. How does it feel to fight with a psychic?" Looking at Bai Yan through the light, his child is intact, and the monkey demon is also asked with a smile.

....The little figure in the white smoke did not answer....

The monkey demon's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly realized something was wrong...

Then..the white smoke dissipated..

The small figure of Yuruo stood motionless on the spot... His eyes were extremely empty...

The monkey demon looked at Yuruo...well...the body was intact...looked at the head...

I saw that the yellow hair on Yuanluo's head had turned into red and yellow hair... forming an extremely bright contrast with the yellow hair under his neck...

Not only is Saruruo's hair red and yellow... his face is also full of blood...

At this time, Yuluo's body not only smelled of blood... uh... but also had a bad smell...

The monkey demon looked at the scene that Yuruo was so familiar with...

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On the way back...

There was no laughter and laughter in the car. Instead, there was silence...

"... Hiruzen... what do the monkey demons say..." Dave asked hesitantly.

"The monkey demon... broke off the psychic contract with me... and also said... that he had put me on their clan's psychic blacklist..." Hiruzen was silent for a while and said slowly... .

"Your family should still have contact information with the ape clan. Find a chance to explain it to them. Uh, we can guarantee you this time. What happened last time may have been intentional by Dave. , but this time it was definitely an accident," Danzo said loudly.

Dave on the side had a question mark on his face...

"Um..."

"Smoke a cigarette from Uchiha Hongtashan." Jing took out a cigarette from his arms and handed it to Hiruzen.

Hiruzen lit the cigarette, leaned against the car window, and looked at the scenery outside the window with a melancholy look on his face...