Konoha's Crazy Dave

Once the five mini-games were launched, they quickly became popular in Konoha.Many villagers have found that these mini-games are poisonous. Some are fine for passing time, but others make you want to play more and more and you can't stop at all.

In Konoha School, Tobirama stood on the podium, with his arms folded and veins popping out on his head.

Tobirama became angry when he looked at the group of low-headed people below. He even walked to the stage. He just looked at these children for 5 minutes, and no one noticed that he was here.

Looking at his unlucky kid Dave... Tobirama had a headache... Dave was okay. He didn't hold a cell phone in his hand and look down like the students. He was under the table with his Uchiha daughter-in-law. Holding hands and whispering...

"Damn it! Hiruzen, come again! I don't believe I can't beat you today! I..." At this time, the class, which was still quiet at first, was suddenly startled by Danzo who stood up and shouted.

Danzo felt that he was being targeted by this game. This game is called Konoha Cube, where you are given a few fixed small squares to fill in the box, and when a row is full, it will be eliminated. Damn it, he was able to encounter ten consecutive combinations of four grids in a row, and they were all piled up to death for him.How infuriating.

Danzo was about to curse, but when he looked up... he swallowed the words he was about to say...

The classmates also raised their heads and looked at him. Seeing that he didn't speak, they followed his gaze towards the stage... and happened to see Tobirama who was silent...

"Keep scolding him, Danzo, why are you silent? Let me tell you, that pervert Hiruzen is not a good thing. Just scold him and that's it. Damn him... he's really not as good as me. My father, Tobirama, is so brave and invincible that he is unparalleled in the world and has beautiful features..." Dave, who was whispering to Tsukimi over there, stopped scolding Danzo when he heard that, how could this be possible?

He stood up and continued to signal Danzo to scold him. Before he could finish his words, Tsukimi on the side pulled the corner of her clothes and pointed at the podium. Dave's words stopped abruptly and instantly turned into a cry for his old father. admire

"Shut up! Danzo, Dave, you two, get out of here!" Tobirama said with a cold expression on his face.

The two troubled brothers looked at each other and walked out helplessly...

"Damn it, why didn't you say anything when my old father came?" Outside the classroom, Dave complained speechlessly.

"How do I know...I was fighting with Hiruzen. When I looked up, the teacher was already standing there." Danzo gave him an annoyed look.

"Well, what's the use of you? You can't even notice when the teacher comes in. Are you so vigilant? How can you protect Konoha in the future with you like this?" Dave said sadly, using Danzo's mantra.

Danzo: ....If I couldn't beat you, I would kill you now...

"Duanzo...it seems like we haven't had a detailed conversation. Do you have a girl you like?" Dave's face turned, and he walked to Danzo's side and put his arms around each other.

"No. Women? Ha, it will only affect my ability to protect Konoha." Danzo turned his head disdainfully and said.

"No way, you... you don't... like men, right? Are you and Hiruzen? Ugh!" Dave's shameless look made Danzo really want to slap him.

"...I'll kill you!! Dave!!!" Danzo was stunned for a moment after hearing Dave's words, and then his face suddenly became colorful, from black to red, to red to purple...

Then Danzo started to fight with Dave as if he was angry.

In the classroom, Tobirama, who was thinking about what to say, heard the noise coming from outside, and his face turned dark again...

"Damn it, Danzo, you're crazy! You can't hit someone in the face! I know I'm more handsome than your ass-faced face, but you don't have to kill me!"

"I kill you!"

"Don't fight, don't fight, I was wrong, I was wrong, I will not tell anyone about the forbidden love between you and Hiruzen! I understand! I understand!"

The people in the classroom were stunned for a moment, and then looked at the last Hiruzen with a strange expression... Hiruzen's black face...

Danzo listened to the voice shouted by Dave below him, which was at least 150 decibels, and then he seemed to feel a gaze. He slowly turned his head... and happened to be looking at Tobirama...

Tobirama swallowed seriously... Danzo understood the meaning of that look... I didn't expect you to be such a child Danzo...

Then Danzo slowly turned back

"Senju Dave!! Ahhhh!! I will definitely kill you today!!!"

get out of class ended at noon... Yue Mei hurried out of the classroom and happened to see Dave who was unharmed and Danzo who was surrounded by five pea shooters. She breathed a sigh of relief. Dave was fine.

Danzo:?

Dave glanced at Danzo beside him.Danzo looked at him with a look that would kill you. Dave burst into laughter, and then casually pressed his nose with his right little finger.

In Danzo's horrified eyes, his little finger wiped on Danzo's clothes.Danzo's face turned green...

"I'm leaving first, Zangzang! Don't worry, these things will disappear in 5 minutes." Dave laughed and walked to Yue Mei, picked up Yue Mei with his left hand and left.

"Senju Dave! Just wait for me!!!" At this time, Hiruzen walked to Danzo's side, the two looked at each other, then looked at Dave's back and roared viciously.

Dave stretched out his right little finger and made a stroke in the air, and Danzo instantly broke through the defense...

"Dave, is it really okay for you to bully Danzo like this?" Tsukimi asked, giggling as she remembered the scene just now.

"Hahaha, it's okay," Dave smiled and waved his hand.

In the afternoon, because of Dave's roar outside the classroom, the matter between Danzo and Hiruzen slowly spread in the school and even around the school.

Why Hiruzen was a girl before? As the successor of the Sarutobi family, Sarutobi Sasuke was very unhappy that his child was a girl, so he used a secret technique to turn Hiruzen into a boy, but Sarutobi Sasuke didn't know Yes, Hiruzen had a very close relationship with the son of the head of the Shimura clan long ago. Danzo watched the girl he once loved turn into a boy. Not only did he not dislike it, but he continued to have a close relationship with Hiruzen... ..

Danzo and Hiruzen's fathers once loved each other, but due to the secular world they had to separate and marry a woman they didn't love.As their sons, Danzo and Hiruzen got to know each other through their frequent encounters, and like their fathers, the taboo sparks were sparked...

The story became more outrageous and evil as it spread.When Sarutobi Sasuke and Danzo's father heard this folk tale, they were so angry that they both went to the cardiovascular department of the hospital...