Konoha's Crazy Dave

Inside the experimental school the next day.

"Orochimaru! Let's go out and play!" Jiraiya ran into the laboratory carelessly and shouted while looking at Orochimaru who was busy there.

"Idiot. I'm busy." Orochimaru turned around and glanced at him lightly.

"What are you busy with? I don't see you every day, and I can't find you after class in the ninja school." Tsunade sat on the table nearby and asked doubtfully.

"I have recently been experimenting with a forbidden technique, which was discussed and researched by the Nidaime-sama, my father, and Uncle George. At the moment, I only have a little clue," Orochimaru said while recording.

"Hey, hey, second grandpa and his friends are studying forbidden arts. What does that have to do with you, a ten-year-old kid?" Tsunade rolled her eyes at him.

Orochimaru turned around and glanced at Tsunade, then reached into the drawer below and threw the entire drawer in front of Tsunade.

Jiraiya also came forward confused.

"Experimental School Graduation Certificate"

"Experimental School Master's Graduation Certificate"

"Doctoral Graduation Certificate from Experimental School"

"Championship Certificate of Experimental School Science and Technology Theory Competition"

...

"Ninja School Graduation Certificate" "Ninja Jonin Certificate" "Konoha New Era Outstanding Youth Certificate" "Konoha Ninjutsu Research Field Great Contribution Certificate, personally issued by the Second Generation Hokage" "Konoha Science and Technology Research Field Great Contribution Certificate, Senju Dave personally issued the "Certificate of Great Contribution to Financial Thought in the Ninja World, and Professor Kakuzu personally issued it"

...

Tsunade and Jiraiya looked at the pile of certificates in their hands in confusion.

"This is just a certificate that is usually used in the laboratory for inspections. There are many inconveniences in taking it at home." Orochimaru said indifferently.

"Orochimaru! You bastard! When did you graduate!" Jiraiya asked in confusion.

"I applied to Uncle Dave for early graduation last year, and I graduated a long time ago. It's not good to keep occupying the school's laboratory. Uncle Dave and my father are also helping me build a laboratory of my own. It's estimated that it will be completed in a few days, and then I won't have to run around anymore," Orochimaru said slowly.

"Baga! Insidious! Despicable! Damn! I also want to apply to Uncle Dave for early graduation!!" Jiraiya clenched his fists and ran away after saying that.

"...Why didn't you stop that idiot?" Tsunade asked helplessly as she watched Jiraiya leave.

"That idiot can't be stopped. If he wants to go, just let him go. I'll call Uncle Dave later and talk about it. We also believe in him, don't we?" Orochimaru smiled softly.

"Tch, you two obviously can't stand each other, but you still seem to care about each other. You can't understand, so you left." Tsunade waved her hand irritably.

...

"Why are you back again?" Orochimaru looked at Qian Ying standing next to him and swallowed his saliva and asked.

Orochimaru shuddered instinctively, feeling that something was wrong.

"Ahem...um...borrow some money...recently...what...money is a bit tight." Tsunade coughed twice awkwardly and licked her two fingers.

"The 10 taels you borrowed from me last time, the 20 taels you borrowed from me last time, and the 50 taels you borrowed from me last time haven't been paid back yet," Orochimaru asked in a daze.

"Bang! What do you mean! Am I the kind of person who borrows money and doesn't pay it back!!"

"Yes.."

"Bang! Huh?"

"no no"

"Well, we don't need much this time. Just borrow as much money as you have."

Looking at Tsunade who was full of excitement and leaving with 100 million taels, Orochimaru looked at the two tables next to him that were broken by Tsunade, and cold sweat poured down his face.

Father, when will my laboratory be ready... It's too dangerous here...

Outside Shukaku Casino...

Shukaku Casino is a small branch of Shukaku.There are also eight other tailed beasts, and they can be found in every village in the ninja world.For example, Ushiki grilled squid...well...his Ukiki seafood market is very famous in Iwagakure...

Tsunade tiptoed to the corner, and then used the transformation technique to transform into a man with long black straight hair, and slowly walked into the casino.

"Boss, exchange for 100 million chips." Tsunade walked in and threw a bag of money on the counter.

"Well, 100 million. Huh? Little Tsunade, why are you here again?" Shukaku's clone, lying lazily on the counter, opened his eyes dimly, and he could tell at a glance that the man in front of him was Tsunade.

"Shh! Don't let others know!" Tsunade hurriedly covered Shukaku's mouth in a panic.

"Bah, bah, bah, people under the age of 16 are not allowed to enter the casino, don't you understand?" Shukaku let go of his hand on his mouth and pointed helplessly at the sign outside the store.

"I am 40 years old now, who is underage?" Tsunade raised her head and said unconvinced.

"..Have you forgotten what happened last time you were caught?? Your Sharingan, a policeman patrolling the Uchiha Police Department, is blind. The day you were caught last time, three people in my store All the daily sales have been confiscated. No, no, let’s go quickly and go to the gold mining shop to play with sand." Shukaku said resolutely.

"20! 5 more than last time! Help me cover!" Tsunade lowered her head, struggled internally, and then stretched out her hand to make a five-figure sign and said.

"30 million"

"Damn it, you took 15 last time, why did you double it this time!"

"Last time I confiscated the turnover of several million in three days! It's very risky, right?" Shukaku said distressedly.

"Okay, okay... I'll give you the 30, and I'll give you 70 in exchange for chips." Tsunade said helplessly.

"Here, go to the innermost part and don't hang around outside. When the police come, it's the same as before. I'll give you a signal and you'll slip out of the back door right away! Do you understand?" Shukaku took out a pile of chips and handed them to Tsunade, solemnly. said.

"Hey, thank you, Mr. Shukaku, I understand." Tsunade smiled and ran in with the chips.

Shukaku shook his head helplessly and moved the pillow on the counter to face the door, always paying attention to that side.

What Shukaku didn't know was...somewhere outside the door...

"Brother, please answer me! Brother Shukaku, there is a situation here!" Two white-haired men squatted in the corner, one of them shouted with a walkie-talkie in his hand.

"Copy that, what's going on over there?" Kyuubi's voice came from the intercom.

"Brother Shukaku just let Tsunade in, and Tsunade is a minor! Brother Shukaku's casino let a minor in!" said Bei Liuhu.

"Hmph, you stinky raccoon cat, you must have been careless. I, the Nine-Tailed One, will retaliate. Hahaha, you guys come back first, I'll call the police department! Hahaha!"

The little Kyuubi over there burst into wild laughter.